No Hope For Humanity

Episode 36 ("You People")     On This Week's Terrorist Attack: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Kevin, and Katie.   (Unfortunately) We have a soundboard. Klittorati. Loch Ness Fucking. Giving a Lamb a Brazilian. Pumping out a baby. Sea Fair?? A centaur crying. Historically black colleges. Porn stars.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM     Thanks for listening!!

Episode 35 (Stop With The Thumb!)   On This Week's Terrorist Attack: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Kevin, and Katie.   While we were still somewhat sober, we sit down and BS for a while. We finally explain that "blue house" shit we were referencing all last recording. Also, since it was Peg Leg Pete's birthday on 6/26, we play a little musical game. Back to the games next two episodes.   A great listener. Yoked! Jumo. Dead Wolf. Eagles?!? 4th Child. Drum Roll, Please. I'll be watching you. I don't give a shit about you.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM     Thanks for listening!!

Episode 34 (Praying The Gay Away)     On This Week's Debacle: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, Kevin, Katie, and Christina   Fuck You Blue Couch!! Twining. THAT kind of hate."Foot" Tapping. Abercrombie Piss. My own "fucking" theme park. Baffled? Why are you giggling?!? Phil finds a home.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM     Thanks for listening!!

Episode 33 (F*** You Blue House!!)   On This Week's Debacle: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Kevin, Katie, and Christina     Not Fair! Toto... Really? The Next Group. Mongolian Beef. Drives You To Drink? Popcorn? Land Docking. Deflategate?     If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.     Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST     Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD     Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr     Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM       Thanks for listening!!

Episode 32 (A Good Rogering)   On This Week's Debacle: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Kevin, Katie, and a Special Appearance from: Angie!!   Dick Tater? Staple Gun in the Shower. 7:48PM? Shaft!! Ooohhhh... Daddy! Crotch Ju?!? Vikings?   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 31 (Painal)   On This Week's Debacle: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Brian The NY Wine Guy, and Theresa   Returning Special Guests: Brian The NY Wine Guy, and Theresa.   Once again, we decide to not play a game. We sit down and explore the lives, loves, and drinking habits of our favorite people from New York.   You drinking You. Pixelated. Rice Dicks. Powdered Soap. Stray Pubes. Porcelain Pillow. Hedonistic. Posers. 18 Years Later... Lawyers. I don't know how periods work. News? Up your WHAT?!?!?!? No Shame. Recording Lessons.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 30 (Hung Like A Rhino)   On This Week's Debacle: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Brian The NY Wine Guy, and Theresa   Special Guests: Brian The NY Wine Guy, and Theresa. If you've listened to the Mediocre Show, you should recognized his voice. Theresa, not so much.   Oh, and...   HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DJ!!! (As if she needed to hear it again.)   You have a problem. Romania? Really? Revisionist History. Kill her and eat her. 17 takes. Pinata? SWEET CAROLINE!!! African Children Cock Blocked. Kale ruins bacon. Double team that moth. Chronic Dirt Nap.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 29 (Hotcakes Jerky)   On This Week's Debacle: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, and Justin   On a "special" episode of No Hope For Humanity, we never actually get around to playing the game. We end up just sitting around, having a great conversation with our new friend, Justin, from the Bad Parenting Podcast. We'll be back to our usual nonsense next week.   It's Honorary. Fuck Trophy. Best Dubstep Ever. NERD ALERT!! Benadryl works better. Closet Hooker. 70-Year Old Heroin Addict. Cheetos OD. Tesla Tragedy.   ****************** OBLIGITORY GUEST PROMO (again): If you enjoyed listening to Justin on this episode, make sure to find The Bad Parenting Podcast on iTunes. It's a hell of a lot better than anything we ever do. -- HT ******************   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL

Episode 28 (Evan Hates Jesus)   On This Week's Debacle: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, and Justin   This Week's Double-Secret Special Guest: Justin Albrecht from the Bad Parenting Podcast!!   What's an Angry Dragon? Married for nine F***ing Years!! Lightning Round. Paula Deen's Dietitians. Narnia... Bring it, Barbie!! You didn't earn that. Supermassive Black Hole. I hate contractions. Fluffy Butts? Phil finally has someone to love him.   ****************** OBLIGITORY GUEST PROMO: If you enjoyed listening to Justin on this episode, make sure to find The Bad Parenting Podcast on iTunes. It's a hell of a lot better than anything we ever do. -- HT ******************   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 27 (Texas is White Rwanda)   On This Week's Debacle: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Katie, and Kevin.   The Return of KATIE & KEVIN!!   Incestual Necrophilia. Betty White Fantasies? Panda Clown School. Ol' Slap & Tickle. Boxed-End Wrench?!?!? That's NOT how you make a baby! Micropenis... Pulling out. HE WINS AGAIN?!?   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 26 (A Stripper Named Anchovy)   Lucifer's sidekicks for this week: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, Jen, and Rebel.   Yaarr!! The Wood Chipper Strikes Back. Evan is Groot. Fred is still homeless. Fetal Alcohol Kitty. Harry Potter and The Chamber of Teenage Pregnancy. Eye of the Five-skin. A Drum Kit for Anne Frank. F*** Potatoes. Hairy Trucker's Pelt. Rapture's Orgy.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 25 (Bitches Be Vikings, Yo!)   Lucifer's sidekicks for this week: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, Jen, and Rebel.   Sequim or Rusty Trombone? Ron Swanson cosplay. Are we done now? Wood Chipper again? Mayonnaise sex with Nick Cage?!?!? Metasty. Black Card racism. Goat Drop. Count Chocula and Eggnog? That's really aggressive. French Valley Hops? Ka-Zack-istan. Twerk the Muffet. What does Gandolf taste like? Something, something, something, rape joke.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 24 (Shoot The Hostage)   Lucifer's sidekicks for this week: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, Jen, and Rebel.   **MESSAGE FROM HAIRY TRUCKER** Normally, I would put a show description here, but, as of 9:07pm on 4/12, I am currently fighting with a nuclear migraine. Consider yourself lucky that I even remembered to post the episode. Cheers.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 23 (Kat Fight!!)   Paving the road to Hell with good intentions this week: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, Jen, and Kat.   Things got very "British", very awkward, and very weird. You have been warned.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 22 (Stroking Peter)   Paving the road to Hell with good intentions this week: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, Jen, and Kat.   HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEN!!!   Cleveland Sleemer. SpoKanye. Professor Clam Hands. The Drinkinator. Washington Scalpings. Conception performance. Anal Fissures like you wouldn't believe. A toxic family environment. Anti-Baby Meds. A plunger to the face. Mustache rides. Cuddle Poodles. Nazi Unicorns.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 21 (Methin' Around)   Paving the road to Hell with good intentions this week: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, Jen, and Kat.   Fish tacos. Face planting. Kevin Smith's royalties. Rar! Nicolas Cage Again and Again!! Basic. Eight Miles Wide. Good News! Danger Zone! The prostate. Betty White. Why are you Asian? Evan Spice. Manhole or Man Hole? Kitty in the middle. FIVE Bloody Mary's?!?!   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 20 (Fetus Tea)   Taking this leisurely trip on the slow train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, Jen, Katie, and Kevin.   Nobody wants Fire Seed! That's my Dad's penis!! Peanut butter and Robots? Speaking of a face for radio. That's not how tampons work. How do you act out a coat hanger? Triple fisting and a bong. Limp mic. They call it the Swedish Meatball! It's called "We Don't Care". Washington Smallpox Blankets. You're Re-TARDIS. Two cats doing something dirty. BATMAN!!!   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 19 (Struggle Snuggles)   Taking this leisurely trip on the slow train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, Peg Leg Pete, and Jen.   The episode title should be all the explanation necessary.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 17 (Kitty Strikes Back)   Taking this leisurely trip on the slow train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, Peg Leg Pete, and Kitty.   DJ was a little sleepy, so (Crom help us) we let Jen and Pete's daughter, Kitty, join us again. What the F@$& were we thinking?!?   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!

Episode 16 (Turd Burglar Explosion)   Taking this leisurely trip on the slow train to hell: Hairy Trucker, Evan from Sodak, DJ, and Peg Leg Pete   (NOTE: Due to some computer issues, the opening of the show didn't record correctly. The problem is corrected after a few moments. Sorry.)   Patient Zero. All the AIDS. Maculate Conception. #eatingpaste. Pudding Snacks. Fantastic Hat. Hip Cramps. Too Sober?!? It's Always a Crime. Go Full Whittaker!! Donut Dams. Foley Artist. Ol' Jick Dick. Crabs. Bucket of Garlic. Marc Maron! Try to Be Less White! Magical Fruit? Balls. Athens: The Country.   If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and/or review on iTunes.   Facebook.com/NOHOPEPODCAST   Twitter.com/NOHOPEPOD   Stitcher.com/s?fid=56306&refid=stpr   Send your spam and hate mail to NOHOPEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM   Thanks for listening!!