On The Left Side

There’s dancing in the streets of Newcastle and Leicester and in Leicester as someone gives up, some one storms out, and someone is kicked out. It all means one club has a lost a snake and gained a horse, while another has a Torpedo but no commentator. And it all really happened in the last few days. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The Theme Tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental SFX and music courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and bensound.com No animals were injured in the recording of this programme. But Jim had a bit of a cold. Follow us on Twitter @OnTheLeftSide and on Instagram @OnTheLeftSidePod

A pundit puts himself back under the floodlights, there’s a brief History of The European International League and we ask if a beloved kids author has joined the MOTD team. All in the football show that's not really about football. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme music written and performed by Katlina Kicks. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk

It would seem qualifying for the world cup is still exciting in some places, and one commentator seems to be more interested in finding his mate.  Jim reads an exciting UN report, and opens a window onto the celebrations of Egyptian fans, and into the mind of Gordon Strachan. Plus we create our own sound effect, and envision a footballing / kids tv cross over On The Left Side is Written and Produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune "National Hero" is written,recorded and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other inscidental music and sound effects courtesy of freesfx.co.uk, and Abrupt Audio.

England are through to the WC but are they simply dreaming of a short back and sides? Glen Hoddle takes us through the diary of Harry Kane, and Paul Merson moves a step closer to becoming the next leader of UKIP. Plus we have an exclusive new product from Adidas.  On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental Music and Sound Effects courtesy of freesfx.com

In this episode, we tackle European politics, philosophy and how to stimulate the modern football fan, plus a state of the art survey, the greatest goal of the month ever and another computer made of paper predicts the end of season results, all in the latest episode of the alternative football show. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Theme music and Sound Effects appear courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk The On The Left Side theme is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

While Gary Lineker talks balls in foreign speak like, we travel from Bromley to Tesco, eat roast swan sandwiches, build a machine to save football journalism from itself, and travel to an alternate universe, where Jose Mourinho faces life in prison. And we talk football. A bit. On The Left Side is written and produced by a superior piece of artifcial intelligence. You will submit to it's power. The age of the machines is here. Bow down puny human. Subscribe or die.#ChampionshipManager #CrystalPalace #Tesco #Pep #RoyHodgson #Daily Mirror #Daily Mail #HarryKane #AlexandreLacazette #SillySoccer #WayneRooney #BallBoy #RoastSwanSandwiches #PotNoodle #Eastenders

This episode is all about breaking records and team unity. And Batman vs Spiderman. And social media etiquette. And schoolboy behaviour. And the fact that money won't solve every problem. #Neymar #Cavani #PSG #Penalties #GarethBarry #633 #ParisStGermain #Tantrums #MoMoneyMoProblems On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme tune written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy or www.bensound.com and www.free-sfx.co.uk On The Left Side is nominated for Best Sports Radio Show at the UK ARIAS 2017. Thank you to everyone who has supported the show over the last two years.

We could do a show all about football and footballers or we could just interview a dog and sing songs about willies. Guess which one we did? #SouthAmericanFootball #Argentina #DogOnThePitch #SundayLeague #SanLorenzo #FootballCommentary #DiegoCosta #AthleticoMadrid #Costa #Chelsea #Morata #AntonioConte #AdamJohnson #Dowry #Lukaku #KickItOut #StoneRoses #MadeOfStone #OneWorld #JeremyCorbyn #Arsenal #PiersMorgan #LearnSpanish #PhoneHacking On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of www.bensound.com and www.freesfx.co.uk On The Left Side is nominated for Best Sports Radio Show at the 2017 ARIAS. These are judged by industry proffessionals, and we want to thank you for all your support in listening to the show and helping it grow. We wouldn't be here without you and your ears.

We all know Rooney has had a nightmare of a week, but it's been a dream for a footballing Unicorn and another big footballing name will be getting a lie in this week. We find out why, or at least that was what the intention was when we started. Plus drink drving, Harry Redknapp, Birmingham City, Stella Artois, Koeman, Hodgson, Kelly Brook, Paddy Power and Ugo Ehiogu.On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music courtesy of Bensound.com and sfx from www.freesfx.co.uk

14. 40. 15. Not coordinates but just some of the numbers in this episode, which also sees So Solid Crew are back with a message for Leicester City and we ask if POTUS Donald J Trump could be swopping his passion for golf for the chance to chair a Premier League Team. #LCFC #LeicesterCity #SoSolidCrew #14Seconds #CarlosTevez #DonaldTrump #ManUtd #EmptySeats #OldTrafford #ManCity #MCFC #MUFC #Bellends On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio, and this week features the very talented Benjamin Nickless as Donald J Trump, and the less talented Ant as Asher D from So Solid Crew. The On The Left Side Theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music from www.bensound.com and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

Will Frank De Boer spend his newly found free time watching Jeremy Kyle? Or will he spend his time analyzing the hairstyles of the world's best footballers? Or picking fights with himself in the mirror? And who should have gone for a wax? Find out who is doing all this in this episode of the alternative football show. #RoyHodgson #CrystalPalace #FrankDeBoer #Mourinho #Hughes #STKVSMAU #ShaveOrWax #RealMadrid On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. And this week has a bit more swearing than usual. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk The OTLS Theme Tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Find out more about podcasting and get help with your own podcast at www.abruptaudio.com

Once again football gets all sexy, but it might not be enough to save a certain manager from the sack. And are we on the verge of what could be the most accurate naming rights for a premier league stadium ever? #Spurs #WestHam #FedEx #DildoBrothers #Dildo #COYI #COYS #FootballFunny #EPL #KimJongUn #Hurricanes #NuclearWar #SportingLisbon #Gold&Sullivan On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley for Abrupt Audio. The Theme Tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Find out more about them at www.katalinakicks.com Incidental music and sfx courtesy of www.bensound.com and www.free-sfx.co.uk

We manage to find some excitement in the international break as well as some anger and tears, a classic car movie remake and a tongue twisting tweet of the week. It's all in the latest episode of the Alternative Football Show. #Rooney #VW #Southgate #Instagram #ENGSVK #England #Slovakia #TongueTwister On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Incidental music courtesy of www.bensound.com Theme tune Original Hero is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Well... it looks like Alexis Sanchez is sticking around in North London for a little while longer. That, and a whole host of failed transfers made Deadline Day a bit of a damp squib didn't it? But it was still sooo much more exciting then England vs Malta. All that is covered off in this weeks OTLS along with a bit of chaos at West Ham too! Enjoy! The clock is ticking! Not only on this years summer transfer window but also on the shelf life of the gags in this mid-week episode. Jim is back and casting a cynical and sarcastic eye over the futures of Philip Courtino, The Ox, Diego Costa and loads more as everyone gets very excited about footballs very own Eastender-esq drama. Enjoy. #AlexisSanchez #Sanchez #Arsenal #DeadlineDay #WestHam #BilicOut #WHUFC #Benitez #Newcastle #MalEng #England #Rooney #WayneRooney #Everton #RossBarkley On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplie

The clock is ticking! Not only on this years summer transfer window but also on the shelf life of the gags in this mid-week episode. Jim is back and casting a cynical and sarcastic eye over the futures of Philip Courtino, The Ox, Diego Costa and loads more as everyone gets very excited about footballs very own Eastender-esq drama. Enjoy. #PhilipCourtino #Barcalona #JurgenKlopp #Liverpool #Courtino #GameOfThrones #RoyKeane #ROI #Arsenal #GaryNeville #WengerOut #ArsenalFanTV #TheOx #RaheemStirling #alexis Sanchez #ManchesterCity #MCFC #Arsenal On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

Jim is off enjoying himself and so Ant is left holding the football-shaped baby for show 306. This week we kick back and enjoy some time off, get a bit sweary with the powers-that-be & wonder if there is ANYTHING Ronaldo wont put his name too? #Ronaldo #CR7 #ManUnited #MUFC #PhilJones #DrugsTest #Sturridge #RaheemStirling #Football #PremierLeague #Egyptian_Steel #EgyptianSteel On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

We ALL knew it was going to happen at some point but did ANYONE really thing that #WengerOut would be trending on Twitter within 2 weeks of the season kicking off. Its has and thats what this weeks OTLS is all about... Wenger's future, Sanchez future and mysterious businessmen waiting in the wings all covered off in under 7mins of funny football chat. Enjoy the podcast and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE now. #WengerOut #ArsenalFC #AFC #AlikoDangote #AlexisSanchez #ManCity #TransferNews #Football #PremierLeague #EPL #Comedy #Satire On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

If you hadn't noticed by now the world of Football Transfers has gone loco. This weeks dose of football funny may well be the tipping point that sends us all over the edge. Over the next 8mins Jim is going to tackle the ridiculousness of Jonny Evans to Manchester City, the craziness of Usain Bolt to anywhere and the tightfistedness of Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley. Enjoy the podcast and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE now. #ManchesterCity #JonnyEvans #WestBrom #WBA #MCFC #UsainBolt #NewcastleUnited #Magpies #MikeAshley #RafaBenitez #Benitez #LightningBolt #Football #Podcast #PremierLeague #BettingTips On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

Have we uncovered an evil science programme hidden beneath White Hart Lane? What do you fine the footballer who has everything? And which criminals do today's sporting heroes look up to? All of these and more go unanswered in this episode of football foolishness. #Costa #WhiteHartLane #COYS #Chelsea #KyleWalker #KyleWalkerRichards #DannyRose #DannyRoseRichards #YouthAcademy #Ronaldo #RealMadrid #FootballFines #RedCard On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley-Peters and Jim Salveson-Peters for Abrupt Audio. Katalina Kicks make the theme, www.bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk provide the music and incidental sound effects

Things we learn this week: Some footballers just don't get paid enough; One of the Neville brothers can't count, or was it three of them; Liverpool players don't understand their fans; Coutinho could open his own farm; and Arsenal Fan TV is still stressful. #Coutinho #Klopp #EPL #Swearing #Isco #Scouse #PhillipNeville #PNev #Countdown #maths #Barcelona #Africa #Goats On The Left Side is written and presented by Jim Salveson, and produced by Ant McGinley and Luke Berry for Abrupt Audio. Theme tune courtesy of Katalina Kicks. Incidental music from Bensound.com and sfx from freesfx.co.uk