On The Left Side

This week the pitfalls of pronounciation leads to Jim laying down another track; we use the pen of choice for the discerning pie eater; go all trendy teacher and mix maths with football; we grab 40 winks at old trafford; and we are the only people who have audio of what went down with Messi in the tunnel. #Showaddywaddy #Sunderland #DavidMoyes #BorussiaMonchengladbach #Celtic #Redknapp #VictorMoses4England #EPL #Shawinneywinney #ElShaaarawy #Messi #MCFC On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, and is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. Incidental music performed by Wooly. Other incidental music and FX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk

Whoop Whoop” Climb on board the football train as we pull into the satire station. Er… ok, forget that. On this weeks dose of Football Funny we take a peak inside Jose MOurinho’s slowly unraveling brain, share a glass of Rioja with Pep Guardiola and became very thankful that Tinder wasn’t invented by footballers. Plus… we chuck some loose change at some people we dont like very much, obviously we’ve headed footballs too many times. #MUFC #ManchesterUnited #Commentary #JoseMourinho #LaLiga #RealMadrid #MCFC #PepGuardiola #Football #PremierLeague #Chelsea #WestHam #LondonStadium #Hooliganism #Globality #Tinder #VictorValdes On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. Theme music appears with the kind permission of Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and sound effects from www.freesfx.co.uk

Phil Collins is back, and so are we. But we don't have an embarrasing song in the closet like he does. We do have the inside story on what sounds like a new Italian at Man City, though he better be ready for the fact there's no cat videos to be seen anywhere at the Etihad. We ask which footballer might you be driving, we figure out who's gonna be the next England manager AND we turn the lights down low and get sexy. #MansfieldTown #LCFC #England #GarethSouthgate #PizzaHut #Ranieri #IainDowie #AlanPartridge #Benteke #Legs #ZZTop #Jose #StandUpToCancer On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Just like at Crystal Palace, they have a special relationship, even if Jim can't spell. So if you're wondering what the title is, so are we. It doesn't really make any sense to anybody, not even him! But you've gotta work with what you've got, and what we have is not a lot, but you can see it all at www.ontheleftside.co.uk Incidental music performed by Wooly and Ant at PYH

Should we put Rooney on ice? Do you need help after what you saw this week? Can you really seduce an international sex symbol in just 140 characters? We also try and repair some of the damage to the culture of West Ham, and fail dramatically. Bereft, we drown our sorrows by opening a bottle of Leicester City. #England #Rooney #Southgate #KarenBrady #WestHam #Millwall #FootballChants #IronMen #COYI #ClaudioRanieri #CryoChamber #JermaineDefoe #DifferentStrokes #LCFC #FootballWine #SMS #YellowCard #ArseneWenger #DarkYellow #FrankLampard #NewYorkCity #Barcelona #Shakira #Pique #chatuplines #pickuplines #PES On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from DJ Baladrama and Chris Huskins. Theme music written and performed by Katalina kicks. Incidental music performed by Wooly. No sound effects were used in this recording. Everything you hear actually happened during the recording. Seriously. And we

Next generation meet the old generation as we track down the star of a seminal advert, while one football team has gone all Hollywood with their new coach. Plus we try and work out just what puts the Meh in to an England match, identify the man to take us out of Europe, and there's a special report on the return of nicknames! For more details check out www.ontheleftside.co.uk #Rooney #WC2018 #GarethSouthgate #BobBradley #Swans #Nicknames #TerryButcher #DavidLuiz #SpartaPrague #Police #FootballForSale #FFS #Milk #BlackCowVodka #ClassicAdverts On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson

This week On The Left Side sat down with a pint of wine and a wad of cash in a chineese buffet for chat about the funnier bits of this weeks football news… Is Big Sam England’s greatest ever manager? What is the solution to the crisis at West Ham and how exactly does UEFA plan to bring “Football Together”. Plus, a former-pro needs YOUR help. All that and more in this weeks topical dose of football funny. #BigSam #FootballForSale #Allardyce #England #WestHam #SlavanBilic #WHUFC #UEFA #Euro2020 #FIFA #Racism #JappStam #ReadingFC #Football #PremierLeauge #Podcast #Funny #Satire #Topical #Sport

Ready for this weeks round up of football funny? Good. On this weeks alternative football show we try to work out if Jose Mourinho has ALREADY started to loose the plot at Manchester United, look at the damage that Jurgen Klopp’s enigmatic personality could be doing at Liverpool and try and encourage Yaya and Pep to kiss and make up at Manchester City… PLUS we cram in even more knob gags that usual with not one, but two penis-related stories! #BPL #ManchesterUnited #ManchesterCity #MUFC #MCFC #Liverpool #Klopp #Mpenza #Viagra #Courtinio #Twitter #Football #Comedy #Satire #Yaya #Guardiola #Mourinho On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Like what you hear find out what else OTLS does at www.ontheleftside.co.uk

Jim's on holiday this week so producer Ant steps up to the plate. There's a lot of singing, a new way to play video games, a lesson in language and while love is in the air, there's also something evil lurking in Premier League Management. Plus, is it possible that England aren't as bad as we thought they were? All this in another episode of the alternative football show. #EPL #ENGLAND #Euro16 #LCFC #Dexter #HarryPotter #Ranieri #Mourinho #Heineken #TrumpetofDestiny #MUFC #ManchesterMonsoon #WelcomeJoe #Torino

Jim brings his domestic problems to the alternative football show this week as we ask answers and give questions like: just how much do you have to get paid to want to win a game? Is the next 007 currently kicking a ball for a living? Why does an ant elope? Is the answer to football success lurking in the mind of a reality TV star? And how easy is it to make a football record? #Football #Soccer #SouthamptonFC #Stormtroopers #Referees #ElSalvador #BushTuckerChallenge #EFL #FAEngland #MarcusRashford #JermaineDefoe #OliverGiroud #007 #Frimpong #TalkSport #YellowCheese On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. No sound effects are used - everything you hear really happened. Honest. Incidental music arranged and performed live by Wooly. This episode was recorded using Adobe Audition CC, a Yeti blue and Rode condenser mic, 1 macbook, 1 dell, 3 pizzas, 7 cans of red bull and a lot of cur

This week we bemoan that the transfer window isn't what it used to be, but then again neither is porn. We wave goodbye to Charles, before asking who the f*** he is, meet a man who owes the world £240k, and for the second time in 3 weeks Klopp gets his kit off for the camera. Plus Jim shares his favourite tips for fixing your laptop. #Twitter #TripleGlazing #Horny #TransferWindow #JackWilshere #SkySportsNews #AFCBournemouth #EFL #PremierLeague #England #Baywatch #Football #GunnerMustafi #Porn On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, and is written and performed by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. Theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Additional music performances and arrangements performed live by Wooly. No sound effects were used in the making of this programme. Everything you hear actually happened. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside for more free funny

Come with us for a wander thought the over-grown weed-infested garden of football news as we take a set of shine secateurs to the very best back-page stories of the week. This week we look at the Joe Hart “situation”, realise that some of the worlds' greatest song writers are standing on the terraces in Manchester and decide that we should really make excuses if we’re ever invited around to Arsene Wenger’s house for Christmas. Plus… the reason that YOU should be preparing for an alien invasion! #JoeHart #MCFC #ManchesterCIty #Arsenal #Wenger #WengerOut #Leicester #Aliens #Trump #DonaldTrump #StevenGerrard #LAGalaxy #MUFC #ZlatanIbrahimovic #Sunderland #Benteke #CrystalPalace #Burnley On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and it written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. If you like what you hear check out our other episodes and follow us on twitter @OnTheLeftSide. No SFX were used in this production. We made everything you hear. Honest. Incidental piano and guitar performed live b

Jim maybe half cut this week but that won't stop him from sorting out fan finances, helping Arsene with his wardrobe, ranting at the Yanks, or lending his dolly to Ashley Williams. We also ask if Zlatan a robot? Is there going to be a volcanic eruption in Liverpool? And do you really want to watch what's on TV? All that AND a solution to the unemployment crisis. Just another week on the alternative football show. #FridayNightFootball #Flirt #AshleyWilliams #WengerOut #Drunk #NFL #OperationYewtree #JamesBond #Boliva #Terminator #Birth #Everton #MUFC #Zlatan #Pogba #Bromance #Unemployment On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. If you like what you hear check out our other episodes and follow us on twitter @ontheleftside or find us on facebook.com/ontheleftsidepod No SFX were used in this production. We made everything you hear. Honest. Incidental piano and guitar performed live by Wooly. Beatbox Panflute performed by Nostic. Other tra

Just like Pogba we're back, and just like him we've recorded our own Grime record. Also this week: Jurgen gets his kit off, Iain Dowie gives some relationship advice, and we ask if the Cookie Monster could have done a better job than Woy. Plus we have exclusive news on a very special Peter Andre gig in Stoke and possibly our best ever credits.#LCFC #MCFC #Stones #Ibramovic #page3 #SesameStreet #NYCFC #Grime #Pogba #Stormzy #PremierLeague #MUFC #Mourinho #Bullying #GuantanamoBay #WillFerrell #CookieMonster #IainDowie #MichaelOwen #JurgenKlopp #LFC #PeterAndre #Dogs #StellaArtois #Wigan Tweet us @ontheleftside On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written and performed by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley in Manchester and Southampton. The OTLS theme tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks featuring Kyro and appears with their kind permission No sound effects were used in this show. Everything you hear really happened. Incidental music is played on mouth organ and piano

This week in football there was a biblical plague, an exclusive preview of a new pop record, the hashtag we hope to never see, and two commentators who are so excited they might actually just be 9 year olds on a bouncy castle with a bag of blue smarties. Plus the worst thing you can say at a wedding, all in the latest episode of the alternative football show. #Euro2016 #Ronaldo #Moth #Mourinho #NellyFurtado #Portugal #Chelsea #ManCity #ManUtd #Ducks #Comedy #Satire #Soccer #IAmWelsh #BestManSpeech #Cantona #Zlatan On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written and produced by Ant McGinley in Southampton and Jim Salveson in Manchester. It's recorded using a blue yeti mic, Tascam portable recorder and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud. Incidental music written and performed by Woolly. Follow @ontheleftside on twitter and find us on facebook. We're taking a break for a few weeks but join us in August for a weekly show throughout the new season.

Why is John Rambo retiring from international football? Can your translator be trusted? When is a footballer a headphone? Why are we even asking these questions? We're not sure but we try to answer them in this weeks episode. #EURO2016 #CecilTheLion #Iceland #RoyHodgson #Rambo #MarioGotze #Translation #Soccer #Football On The Left Side is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. For more football funny follow @ontheleftside on twitter. On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and was recorded in Manchester and Southampton

This week we reveal the worst place to keep eggs, the S&M secret of a football commentator, ask if one man's hair can save the EU and get an exclusive preview of the best football album in the world... EVER! All in just 12 minutes of free football funny. #GameOfThrones #Eire #WillGrieg #NorthernIreland #NIR #ROI #Iceland #Euro2016 #RamsayBolton #JamieVardy #LCFC #WayneRooney #RoyHodgson #Eggs #EricDier #Brexit #DB7 #DavidBeckham #MicksMartialArts On The Left Side is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and was recorded in France, Ireland and the UK. Guest voices this week include Ramsay Bolton, Roy Hodgson, Mrs Satnav, Kevin McGinley, Victor Gannon and Mick Tully

This week we get a jealous of everyone else’s national anthem, celebrate the fans from the emerald isle and consider the dubious personal habits of certain European nations... all whilst trying to avoid garden furniture thrown by angry football fans. #England #Eng #Ireland #NorthernIreland #ROI #RoyKeane #Lowe #Ger #Germany #Euro2016 #Believe #ENGvSLO #Chant #Football #EuropeanChampionships #Anthems On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written and performed by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's a new show every Monday throughout the European Championship. 

Bonjour! We’ve gone all continental and focused the On The Left Side satirical telescope on France for the European Championships. This week… We consider switching our support AWAY from England, un-cover possibly the greatest Urban album of 2016 and attempt to extinguish an incredibly hot Will Grigg… oh and wonder what the world would be like without the England Band! #WillGrigg #Euro2016 #ROI #RepublicorIreland #Ireland #NorthernIreland #NI #RoyKeane #England #DjKenno #RoyHodgeson #RoyRap #JamieVardy #JamesMilner #JayZ #WarrenG #Eurovision #EnglandBand #GreatEscape #Balthazar #France #Eng #Fra On the Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson with additional voice work from Tim Cocker. 
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There's goodbyes, hearts, mutants, bus rides, cardigans and a fair bit of nose hair picking in this weeks show. Plus some breaking football news and a guest appearance from Donald Trump. Come take a trip though the alternative side of football! #XMEN #MUFC #LVG #JoseMourinho #LCFC #Vardy #Klopp #LFC #Wolfsburg #HR #OpenTopBusParade #MichaelOwen #JohnTerry #DonaldTrump #Foxes #Merchandise #Mutants On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. For more follow @ontheleftside We'll be back with a new show for the European Championships...

How do you really say Liepzig? Is there a secret setting on my satnav? What can your club sell to make even more money? Just what was it that got big Sam in the mood? What are the words to the official Euro2016 song? And what would happen if an aroused monkey attacked the Lilt Man? All these and many other burning football questions may be answered in this episode. #UptonPark #WestHam #NUFC #LCFC #Fireworks #Redknapp #PR #JackWilshere #Q&A #Ebay #DavidGuetta #Euro2016 #BigSam #SunderlandAFC #Dick #EuroAnthem #MonkeyAttack #Liepzig On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. For more football funny follow @ontheleftside