On The Left Side

Should we put Rooney on ice? Do you need help after what you saw this week? Can you really seduce an international sex symbol in just 140 characters? We also try and repair some of the damage to the culture of West Ham, and fail dramatically. Bereft, we drown our sorrows by opening a bottle of Leicester City. #England #Rooney #Southgate #KarenBrady #WestHam #Millwall #FootballChants #IronMen #COYI #ClaudioRanieri #CryoChamber #JermaineDefoe #DifferentStrokes #LCFC #FootballWine #SMS #YellowCard #ArseneWenger #DarkYellow #FrankLampard #NewYorkCity #Barcelona #Shakira #Pique #chatuplines #pickuplines #PES On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from DJ Baladrama and Chris Huskins. Theme music written and performed by Katalina kicks. Incidental music performed by Wooly. No sound effects were used in this recording. Everything you hear actually happened during the recording. Seriously. And we