2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast

Mirror, mirror, on the wall...what the fuck is that thing coming out of my face?! After Lasik, Virginia could see the hair on a gnat's ass from 2 miles away. The only downside was that her close-up vision got so bad that she finally had to break down and get a 50x magnification mirror. Now we need therapy to work through the issues of strange hairs popping out on our faces, wrinkles we couldn't see before and dark pores we didn't even know we had. All this due to that evil mirror invented by some sick, cruel sociopath.

Most people think rats and roaches are disgusting creatures with no purpose in this world. Of course, once they get to know all of the the diseases and disguting things the nasty little vermin called ticks carry around with them, they would be more than happy to live together with the rats and roaches in the same house for the rest of their lives.

Some people think it's fun to be strapped onto a piece of metal that flies through the air, shakes you upside down, hurtles you backwards at the speed of sound and then whips you back around the other way. Bullshit.

In every neighborhood there is the creepy house that you don't want to walk too close to when you go by. You cross the street and keep one eye out for anyone or anything coming out the door. All the while you're ready to run if something happens. I'm proud to say...it's that time of year, and now....that's our house!

When you don't have time for a long conversation with a hot, sexy girl in person...now you can get screwed by text messaging. You'll never know that you're really texting an old, fat dude in a dirty tank top sitting on his couch with his belly sticking out acting like a hot, horny girl. Now that's enticing.

The L.A. County Fair comes to town and we head off for our annual visit. We're not interested in the animals, the horticulture , the carnival rides or the games. Instead, we want to know what this year's fried food specialty will be, and to shop for that rare "As Seen on TV" item that can't be found anywhere else.

Virginia is about to become a millionaire. Of course, first she has to take out an insurance policy on Roxanne. After eight years in a relationship, it's time to trade her in for a younger model, and that's going to take a whole lotta cash.

We do our duty as faithful Lesbians and got to see Jodie Foster's new movie, "The Brave One", on opening day. Jodie wasn't the only brave one on that day. We even forego the popcorn so that we can concentrate on bringing you a complete, detailed movie review.

There aren't too many sports where you can drink beer and still play the game. Softball is one...and bowling is another. That makes both of those the perfect sports for Lesbians.

To help get you through those long, cold months in between seasons of the L Word, Roxanne has come up with a new dramatic series, using real-life characters that everyone can relate to. This Fall...on Skinemax...look for...."Lipstick". Lesbian drama like it was meant to be.

When you come home from a long, hard day at work, it's nice to sit back and relax to ease away the stress of the day. Some people pop open a cold brew, other people entertain themsleves with an evening of TV, and still others might just go to bed early. Then there's the people who relax by picking up whores in video games, having fake sex with them in the game and then paying them with fake money.

With all the controversey around Senators, famous singers and your everyday joe, Lesbians are questioning how a bathroom can be a sexy locale for a risque interlude with a stranger.

These days there's a pill for everything. The only problem is...the cure may be worse than the problem it's meant to get rid of. At least you can choose between slippery stools, gastrointenstinal distress or just nausea and vomiting.

When it comes time to buy a gift for special someone in your life, you want to make sure you pick out something will love and cherish forever. You want them to remember you each time they look at it, use it or pick it up. This year, for that special girl in your life, why not give her the gift that will remind her of you every time she starts her period?

It took a crazy (ex-) friend to help us understand that the Internet is really the root of all evil. It will cause you to do bad things such as going into chat rooms to have cyber sex with people you can't see, you'll take on a secret screen name to hide your true identity, and you'll pick up rimming as your new favorite pasttime.

Back in the day...life was hard. You had to walk 10 miles inthe snow to get to school, and it was uphill both ways. You had to shovel coal until it was dark just to stay warm in the winter. And, you had to go out hunting for food just so that you could eat. Now you can just go to Costco and stock up on enough bagels to get you through the entire winter without ever having to leave the house again.

Some movie reviews are weak. The reviewer doesn't give you a lot of depth about the characters, the plot line or what's good and bad about the show. Not so with us. We may not be professional movie reviewers, but we certainly have an opinion about everything...and everybody.

"X" marks the spot....the spot where the nuts used to be. For goodness sake, at least have the human decency to pick them up and put them in a jar so that they can be re-attached later on.

It's a subject of endless fascination for us. Somehow it just never gets old. A round of armpit waxing gets us going again on our discussion about unwanted body hair.

It's time for a serious interlude where we discuss the ones that got away from us, and how we feel about them now. Take a little journey with us and explore your feelings about the past.