Savage Lovecast

A gay man is bewildered when a lover asks him to save his spunk in a Ziplock bag. If the lady you're making love to tells you that you don't need to wear a condom, is she saying the same thing to all the other fellas? Two tales of massages with happy endings. One of them getting happier and happier… Feeling tense? Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879 Today's episode is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com For steep discounts, go to www.ExtremeRestraints.com and enter the secret code you'll hear on this show at checkout. And be sure to visit www.YouTube.com/ItGetsBetterProject

A woman's boyfriend got fired in May and still hasn't gotten his ass off the couch. Should she cut and run or hang in there? A lesbian grapples with her hypnosis fetish. A woman's new lover whimpers like a kicked puppy when having sex. She finds this… not so sexy. And on and on. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve Today's episode is also brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879.

Polyamory: There's a dark side, you know. When a stripper pays you extra attention at a strip club, does it automatically mean you're being hustled? Gusher on Aisle 3! This lady has the dubious problem of ejaculating so much that she needs three layers of towels lest she soak the bed. And more. 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Dan is joined by Adam Carolla for a tag team on three-ways. (For the first and last time...) And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

It's the 'mo show! All homosexual men, all of the time! One 'mo's parents still can't deal with it, even though he came out a year ago. Another 'mo isn't out at work yet because he fears the response at his conservative office. Yet another 'mo is only a 'mo when he's drunk. Otherwise, he's busy swearing that he's straight to his girlfriend. And more 'mos. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Hear the sordid tale of the rat, the alley, and the eight-inch cock. A man and his buddy enjoy banging the same girl at the same time. Are they getting a touch of the queer? When your boyfriend calls sex an "ordeal" and prefers porn to you, you might have a quaver in your voice, too. And a cavalcade of dry-humping lesbians! Call us at 206-302-2064! This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Amnesia: How would you like to have to break up with your boyfriend over and over again? A young woman discovers that her mother is a part of a small S&M community. The problem is the daughter wants that community to herself! And an udderly mooooving tale about a lesbian on all fours. And more... Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

A disgruntled boyfriend is sick to death of his girlfriend's meddling mom. Two homos grapple with their desire for allegedly straight friends. Dan goes into rant overdrive on the subject of, of all things, monogamy. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

An interview with the victorious Constance McMillen. A message from Dan to high school teachers everywhere: You should err on the side of not fucking your students. A parade of autofellators. And more... Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is also brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50% off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Will Dan Savage lose his job to 18-year-old Damian? Damian's classmates voted him most likely to replace Dan Savage. Hear Dan go mano a mano with a Twittering snot-nosed teenager. Call us at 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is also brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50% off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

The Lovecast is humbled to welcome Dr. Anna Kaminski from Planned Parenthood. She and Dan discuss the twin bogeymen of herpes and HPV. The upshot? Not so scary! Also, Dan talks to Eyal Feldman, purveyor of Boy Butter. Sorry about the popping p's, people. Note to selves: must get second pop-blocker. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50% off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Dan interviews Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn, which uses evolutionary science to vindicate Dan's position on monogamy. Double rebound: two stories of ex-lovers who quickly find someone new, leaving their former partners behind to mope. Don't you hate it when you're caught masturbating by your sister's boyfriend, whom you secretly want to fuck? And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Sometimes spring-winter romances just can't work. Like when he is 19 years old, and she is 11. Dan helps a very confused bisexual woman and a virgin Muslim homo to come out—at least to themselves. After their third child is born, a man is no longer attracted to his wife. And he feels like a big jerk. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Hear the erotic tale of the woman who inhaled a gummy bear. Another whiny man who can't bear to get a vasectomy. And a call to all our self-fellating listeners. Call us even if you can't fellate yourself. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 percent off when you enter GUYS at checkout. http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale

Lots of dicks in this one. Really small dicks, bloody uncircumcised dicks, dicks that grow tremendously... and that doesn't even include the host! Zing! Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 percent off when you enter GUYS at checkout. http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible

A woman in a four-year relationship prefers anonymous sex without love. Her boyfriend wants monogamy. How can they reconcile this? How much porn does it take to call it a porn addiction? Two sordid tales of barebacking... And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 percent off when you enter GUYS at checkout. http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale Today's episode is brought to you by Sex Is Fun. www.sexisfun.net

Will a good fisting dislodge an IUD? She's too scared to ask her doctor. Men don't rape each other: true or false? Hey, fellas: Do you have an outie belly button? There's a lady who would like to meet you. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Dear girlfriend. I love you so much. But can you please wash your vagina? A woman at the beginning of an online dating adventure is warned that her potential paramour has a terribly bruised penis from extreme masturbation. Hot or not? A man wants to date dominatrixes, but not because he wants to be a sub. He just thinks they're hot. And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com www.ExtremeRestraints.com

Grandpa up and died. And he left behind his porn stash. Should his granddaughter rush in to hide it before the rest of the family discovers Grandpa's little secret? A man treats his boyfriend like a Madonna, when he just wants to be a whore. A 23-year-old woman is sick being the only single gal at her friends' weddings. She speaks fluent French. Why can't she land a man? The answer: Apitoiement. And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Angry gay fucking: Her neighbors are doing it. How can she tell them to knock it off or at least keep it down? The tragedy of our inadequate sex education in the U.S. reveals itself in this call, in which a young man wonders how to get an abortion without telling his parents and how to find out if his girlfriend is indeed pregnant. Dan talks a man out of castrating himself. Seriously. And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible