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bonjour boners,this week was a wild one, but not just cuz I got censored from ye ole IG, but because I did a couple amazing stand up shows, got catcalled by a homeless dude and was out dancing like a "DIVA!" in brooklyn til 2am...nah it was wild cuz even in the face of censorship and having to rebuild, I am just as grateful as ever.Practicing positivity and not always winning, but being gentle as I go.Sending you loves,xoxo Jess#positivepodcasts #funnytruestories #getwoodpodcast

Bonjour Boners,whatta show it twas today...big stuff about sounds and distractions-NOT DICk-stractions (which is differrent for me) ART SAVES! U gotta UTI? TRIALS n Tribulations...and some silly stuff thrown in to take your mind off the current state of affairs.Keep your heads up xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!what fun I had today speaking on :P Diddy Casting notices, Gallery Gazing, Clean Bill o'health and more silliness than you can shake your tidders atThanks for sharing with your pals xoxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!I LOVED talking about the #Metgala this week! Did my best to dress with purpose and rebellion...chatted about Sinners & Vanderpump Villa...it's a balanceLOVE when you share with your pals and tag me using the #getwoodpodcast have a beautiful week and don't take any shi*xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners!This was extra fun and funny and you really get an idea of how I was raised....LA vs NYC...Gang affiliations but only if they're cute....Carrot Juice....Walking into magic (again) and more silliness that'll keep ya laughinLove when you share and tag me @getwood on IG#getwoodpodcast #comedy #storytelling #genexxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!this week was filled with adventure, self care and hilarity: he loved my overalls, getting high with jesus, us females are divine! and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at.LOVE when you share the show with your palsThanks xoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #genexers #storytelling #funnylady

Bonjour Boners,this week's episode is brought to you by Goodwill & Anxiety - I've been chatting about both ...plus good music equals good moods, feeling extra cultured like cottage cheese hittin broadway baby and art openingssass silliness and songenjoy and share with your palsxoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #funnylady #genex #weeklystories

Bonjour Boners!I'm back on IG LIVE and loving it...this week I'm chatting about how hard it is to REST even when you're sick...Earthquakes in the east....and being saved by a TV showPlus som random silliness inbetween Love ya for Listening Sharing and Leaving a comment xoxox Jess#yellowjacketsshowtime #podcastsofinstagram #getwoodpodcast #funnyladycomic

Bonjour Boners!Another adventure-filed week for me with tales of Bloomingdale's Bathroom Brawl, Cougars might Eat you, I'll Never Forget my 1st Dime Bag Purchase and more silly shi in between. SHARE LIKE SUBSCRIBEThanks lovers, xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Such a fun show today; Where'd I get My Laugh? Seniors Stories, Sexy Questions...and more#getwoodpodcast #healinglaughs #funnylady #authentic #genx

Bonjour Boners!What a week of hilarious situations, wild meetings and amazing gifts of art...From a homeless dude making fun of me, to a chance meeting in the park-this episode really is lotsa fun.Subscribe to Get Wood so you can get some laughs in your week!xoxo Jess#comedy #podcast #genx

Bonjour Boners!Warmth and Wonder and Tatas OUT, babies....much fun today on my youtube LIVE Talked about Crotch Heavy MaintenanceMy Mom Can Beat Up Your MomGreenpoint Gallery WINNING and more silliness to keep you gigglingSubscribe to my youtube so you can catch me live Loves u xoxo Jesshttps://www.youtube.com/@JessWood69

Bonjour Boners!I switched over to youtube for the LIVE today and what a fun time I had; Talked about some of my personal Hole Goals, the satisfaction of getting pictures taken by strangers, ART ART and more ART, and a few other silly things that'll hopefully make your week a lil better.Like/Subscribe and most of all ENJOYxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!lotsa fun was had on today's show; from Anacondas to Mormons, this episode really brings the laughshoping it brings you much joyxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!what fun we had today:homeless in the deli, some singing silliness, words can be wonderful and much more to help you get through the weekthankful for yaxo Jess be good to yourself an otherscashapp $getjesswood venmo @ jess-wood-10

bonjour boners!whatta fun show today: halftime history, pirate in flares, art saves lives and more.thanks for all the love and supportkeep breathing and spread the lovexoxo Jess

bonjour boners, hoping this episode brings you some peace, some laughter and some relief I'm chatting about; Lunar New Year Green Tints and the Grammy's plus more silliness than you can shake yer tiddies at Enjoy and share with some pals! xoxo Jess VENMO @Jess-Wood-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood

bonjour boners! today's episode is all about ART and REBELLIOUS action saving lives! Nick Cave Art SAVES Deewishclips SAVES and most of all LOVING each other SAVES this 30min is chock full o'fun to combat the nasty effects of our nation Hoping it brings you laughter and peace share with your pals xox loves Jess

Bonjour Boners, thanks for joining me on another adventure through my week! I'm chatting about: Arctic Blast vs Finger Blast The Last Showgirl YT People #@*% and more Thanks for sharing/commenting and supporting xoxo Jess

bonjour boners, thanks for being with me today...I've been quite emotional as I imagine a lot of you have been as well. However, I'm bringing joy, laughter and some tears to todays ep. and I believe it's helping...hoping it brings you some relief as well. Take good care of yourselves and know you are not alone in all this madness sending hugs xoxo Jess