The Dan Le Batard Show With Stugotz

"He looks like the woman your lesbian aunt has been bringing to Thanksgiving for the last 30 years." Greg uses a 15-letter word for 'big,' Zaslow shows zero faith in Stephen Ross, and Dan makes an odd request for a guest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You look like Diamond Dallas Page." Dan and Mike are at odds over how much each believes in Miami's ability to slow down 'Ole Miss Tackles,' but let's be real, the more important thing is that the crew watched Zaslow get undressed without his knowledge or permission. So, you know... a crime. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Come on, man. Close and get cold." Give me the long version. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Is everything taupe in the rest stop bathroom?" Dan's wife doesn't trust him to stay awake during an upcoming concert, and with good reason. Also, Zaslow betrays a friend, Trae Young tanks his value, Kevin Durant gets honest, and a story of one of the great Greg Cote press conference moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"CLIFFSNOTES!" Greg Cote's 'Back in my Day' is back. And when you really think about it, why wouldn't it be? It is a Tuesday after all. Also, a report of a mascot holding crutches in front of roughly 14 cops, Mike Ryan's Abbey Road, and Dan gets electrocuted at Whole Foods. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You seem like you have enough problems." We're riding the coaching carousel as Dianna provides updates from across the NFL, but she's just a bit distracted by her kid throwing up in the other room. Also, remember when we got three weeks of shows out of Belichick and Brady going for it on 4th and 2 from their own 28? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What's their relationship?" Greg Cote is making his first appearance on the show since his infamous beer rotation system at the office holiday party, but with the news of Mike McDaniel potentially being safe from a dismissal here in Miami, he's also firing a coach... just not the one you'd expect. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Tyler Poop was a HIT!" JuJu delivers his Top 10 Observations From The Break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You were the waitress with the pretty eyes and locked-in gaze who served our table. I was the guy who was slurring the drink orders." Amin delivers his Weekend Observations, which feature a recurring Mike Ryan theme, and the members of the Shipping Container who attended the Winter Classic felt it was a total disaster in nearly every way. But other than that, the vibes were great. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What's wrong with whimsy and joy?" Lucy is here to talk College Football, but first, she helps the crew break down Bill Kennedy's peak performance at the coach's challenge camera, a woman losing her mind on the Eiffel Tower, and an Internet Minute she's pretty sure Dan will hate. Then, Tony's Top 5 delivers some news about the clear and obvious historic suppression of Cuban QBs and the net worth of random strangers on the sidewalk in Miami. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Animal abuse and racism...makes my face hot." Zaslow is somehow ALREADY tired of Trinidad Chambliss, and Dan refuses to believe in the Patriots. But more importantly, what matters more: games or snaps? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They don't cry like we cry." Michael Irvin simulating child abuse officially rivals Clemson running down the hill, Notre Dame's 'Play Like a Champion Today,' and Iowa's tradition of waving at a children's hospital. The U has never been so back. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We've been thinking this season has been crazy. So what is the craziest thing to learn about if you fell into a coma last New Year's Eve and are just waking up right now? The Chiefs and Lions missed the playoffs. All-Pro Micah Parsons got traded to the Green Bay Packers. Jimmy Kimmel got pulled off the air. Jayden Daniels did zero, but the 2nd year QBs Bo Nix, Drake Maye and Caleb Williams all won their divisions. The Steelers followed up their awful idea of starting Russ Wilson by signing another mercenary. Or the Indiana Hoosiers destroyed the Alabama Crimson Tide in the Rose Bowl. Our good pal The Dutch Mook Paul Koehorst joins the show to answer this question and give his thoughts on the top games of the week on this episode of Football America! (Photo by Matt Durisko/AP) Rundown: -Dave on the Hoosiers -Hall of Fame -Waking up from a Coma -Top Games of the Week AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts: https://podc

It was a good year for actually following through on punishments, and one of the best (and easiest) may have been Mike Ryan dressing up as Pete Carroll. In this hour, we're introduced to Coach Carroll, and the defense drops a nose tackle into coverage, which throws Dan off completely. Then he runs a play for Roy, and all hell breaks loose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We start the final day of our 2025 recap by spending some time with our good friend Nick Wright. In this episode, you'll hear when we all learned the different ways to eat peanuts, whether that be tonguing the shell or like an elephant. Also, this hour was from the day that Pablo Torre dropped the Kawhi Leonard story, so you'll hear Nick's reaction to Pablo's big scoop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nothing says New Year's Day like a father and his son arguing over football. In this hour, you will hear one of the maddest Greg has ever gotten at Chris on the air: when Chris barged in and stole his laptop as he was working on his preseason NFL predictions. If we learned one thing this day, it is this: NEVER mess with the sanctity of Greg Cote's NFL predictions if you do not want to face the consequences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We celebrate 2026 with the happiest guy we know: Tony Reali. We take a trip back to June when Reali came to our studios to spread cheer in the wake of Around the Horn ending. In this hour, he crashes our studio after making every single person in Downtown Miami happy, and forces Dan to do the show with a giant bounce house behind him. There is no better way to start your year with a smile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan Le Batard talks with some of the NBA's toughest players over the years including Stephen Jackson on what really went down during “Malice in the Palace”, Joakim Noah on his struggle going from the Chicago Bulls to the New York Knicks, and Baron Davis on the true behind the scenes of Donald Sterling’s Los Angeles Clippers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If HEEELLLLLLOOOOO is the best Greg Cote sound of the year, then this next one might just be #1B. Finish off your 2025 by reliving the iconic Greg Cote voicemail to his son about PFPI business, which gifted us with "I need your support." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the last day of 2025 we feature what may be the best sounds of 2025 and they both come from the legend himself Greg Cote. The first one is his best Ethel Merman impersonation that he blessed us with for seemingly no reason. That was just part of an absolute heater that Greg was on back on November 11 that included the tier of tears, a hilarious interaction with Jumpin' Charlie, and kissing the tip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices