The Dan Le Batard Show With Stugotz

"It's like when you realize Rick Carlisle looks like Jim Carrey." It's time for Against the Spread, an update of The Polls, and some updates from JuJu from earlier in the show. Also, Lucy looks like Lois Lane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"How say you?" Mina Kimes is here to break down all the latest around the NFL ahead of this weekend's playoff matchups. We also needed her expert insight on soda, cereal in the car, conditioner, and The Traitors, but National Champion Dave Dameshek gets hung up on a debate over how to assess QB value, and Jeremy and Lucy insist the show must properly celebrate 20 years of High School Musical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"IT'S ALL THE MAN HAVING HIS WAY WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN!" Jorge Sedano provides an update on Dan's assholery at the valet, Jess is here to share her experience watching Miami lose the National Championship game, and then an all-out brawl breaks out over the taste of zero-sugar soda and what soap is supposed to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who the hell is Dave Dameshek?" Tim Kurkjian is here for a slew of new Looks Like submissions and to break down the Hall of Fame inductees, which is not good news for Greg Cote because we have the receipts of his old HOF takes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dude, you're 65." While the Canes QB situation spirals, their fan base is spiraling even more as Uncle Luke goes after #MikeRyan. Also, Mike McDaniel is a hot commodity after the Dolphins replaced him with noted sweetie pie Jeff Hafley. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, 'National Champion' Dave Dameshek, Jeremy, Lucy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He had ulcerative colitis." We're diving into the tales of Atticus Sappington. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Missed connection: you were the guy in all white who locked eyes with me. I was Carson Beck with 44 seconds to go." Brad Williams and his terrible microphone are here to discuss his Denver Broncos and his undying belief in 'Stiddhy.' Then, after deciding if last night was the most deflating feeling in Miami sports history, Amin is here to deliver his Weekend Observations after being moved from yesterday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"One of the great people I admire is Derrick, uhhhhhhhhh..." Charles Barkley, who recently hooked up with Dan's mom, is here to chat about Sergei Bobobka's fight last night, the emergence of his Suns without Kevin Durant, the greatest NBA Centers of all-time, and his bizarre bets surrounding last night's title game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who's gonna hire a slob?" Dianna Russini is here to discuss the new coaching hires across the NFL, including Jeff Hafley, Robert Saleh, and a mystery coach still interviewing across the league. Also, it's only the beginning for the University of Miami: just ask Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"In the crucible of life, I don't ever want Roy with me." Despite the celebration around town for Miami's own Fernando Mendoza, it's primarily a dark day around the city of Miami after the Hurricanes loss in the National Championship Game, and there's nowhere darker than Mike Ryan's heart. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Lucy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sean McDermott fired! Can the timing be worse? John Harbaugh and Kevin Stefanski just signed with the Giants and Falcons. Oops? And while everyone is sad today for Josh Allen no one has shed a tear for CJ Stroud. Is it because he tried to big bro Caleb Williams? Maybe. Meanwhile, there’s tough and then there’s Bo Nix making a throw after his bone snapped. The hashtag #winitforbo has become a rallying cry for the Broncos. Speaking of cry, the Chicago fans had the highest of highs and then a quick fall back to earth. They're still sobbing a day later. We don't blame them either. Then our good friend and former NFL lineman Geoff Schwartz jumps in and gets deep into religion. Yes, religion. He says it’s the key to prep yourself for the violence of a football game. Alleluia! Dave Dameshek and the Super Fuentes Brothers dive into the details on this life saving episode of Football America! (Photo by RJ Sangosti/AP) AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star r

"DALE!" It's time for the 'Best Of' last week's shows to get you locked in and ready ahead of tonight's Livestream on the Le Batard Show YouTube channel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I've never love you more than I do right now." After experiencing heartbreak with his Bills over the weekend, JuJu delivers his Top 5 NFL Transactions That Will Happen This Offeason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Why do you have to count on me to carry your bit?" Tony's at La Casa De Los Trucos collecting costumes for Dan, and he even has a fart machine ready to rip. Also, Dan finally remembers there's a pretty important football game tonight, so Dameshek and Lucy break down Mike Ryan's favorite thing: line play. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Number 4. The coffee shop over there." The Bills were victims of "The Curse of 'Sposta." Josh Allen cried. Dion Dawkins cried. Brandin Cooks cried. And Lucy cried when Rose blew cigarette smoke in her face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I always know porn when I see it. I've NEVER been confused." A 'forever night' for Miami is on the horizon and Mike simply does not care what anyone else thinks. He's so locked in for tonight's game that he's leaving early for reasons no one on the show can actually understand. IT'S NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME DAY, BABY. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Dave Dameshek, Jeremy, Lucy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mike Tomlin will be gone. Dave said it first. And second. And probably third. But the beat reporter job is tough and while they most likely knew... no one dared tell. But Tomlin leaving obscured a bigger fact: the Steelers played terribly. Enough! Enough Pittsburgh talk! Especially, since we have Rams talk to get to with our longtime friend and former NFL wonderland Maurice Jones-Drew. We got a lot to talk about. How the frigid Chicago air impacts the Rams and Matthew Stafford. How the beautiful weather in Seattle won't impact the Hawks or the 49ers. How the Broncos might want to be scared of Josh Allen and the Bills. How Houston has an offensive problem against the Patriots. We got it all! Dave Dameshek and The Super Fuentes Brothers and MJD will get you the prep you need before the best weekend of the year on Football America! (Photo by Rusty Jones/AP) AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/p

NBA trade season is heating up — and things are starting to get REAL shady Juju and Trysta break down some wild trade predictions involving Jonathan Kuminga, Michael Porter Jr., Ja Morant, and Zion Williamson, and debate which rumors actually make sense. Plus, they react to LeBron James’ looming retirement, Tony Allen walking back his Cooper Flagg take, and what all of this means for the future of the league. Trades, apologies, legacies, and chaos — classic Alley Oop Basketball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's episode of The Hockey Show, Princess Claire and the gang break down the New York Rangers' struggles and celebrate the careers of Sergei Federov and Zdeno Chara after their numbers were retired in Detroit and Boston this week. Ethan has a stat of the week about the Edmonton Oilers' shutout loss to the New York Islanders last night, and Rosa En Un Minuto breaks down Rose's epic week for the show. In wins and fails, Abby Murphy created one of the sickest goals we've ever seen, Tristan Jarry lost a game for the Oilers in calamitous fashion, and the Panthers visited the White House. Then, Shawn DePaz of What Chaos! joins the show to discuss the revitalization of his Buffalo Sabres and what has contributed to their charge up the standings. He also makes a guarantee about their season and tells us what it's been like seeing their show blow up because of Heated Rivalry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You know about that 12th man?" Domonique is here to discuss the world of the NFL playoffs, but he also has some strong opinions on Zaslow's attire and the student body of the University of Miami. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices