The Dan Le Batard Show With Stugotz

"Breathe." The Magic Crate of Content returns! If you're new here, know you have to respect it. And boy, that Dameshek can talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk before eating lukewarm garlic balls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Hips, booty, and a thumb in the butt." It's time for the Fake Pregame Show ahead of the Miami Hurricanes' biggest game in 20 years, but Dan has never been less prepared for a show in his life. It's time to talk about Dan's intimate moments at the holiday party and the unseemly texts he sent Chris and Jeremy beforehand. We also get to Trysta's inappropriate plus-one, JuJu and Tony's intro-video related snitching, snipers sniping, and Greg Cote's beer filtration system. Today's cast: Dan, White Tamara's husband, Chris, Amin, JuJu, Ollie's Mom, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Victor Wembanyama doesn’t even need to start to completely flip a game on its head. On this episode of The Alley Oop Basketball Show on DLS Hoops, Juju Gotti and Trysta Krick break down how Wemby lifted the Spurs just by coming off the bench — blocking everything in sight, dominating the paint, and casually stuffing the stat sheet like it’s light work. The hosts also dig into the growing tension between Giannis Antetokounmpo and the Milwaukee Bucks — is this the beginning of a real breakup, or just another NBA power struggle brewing behind the scenes? And finally… Steph Curry might be the only superstar in the league who can sell shoes while barely wearing his own.  Juju and Trysta react to Steph rocking seemingly every sneaker brand except his own, and what that says about sneaker culture, endorsements, and Curry’s legacy. From generational talent to franchise drama to sneaker comedy — this episode has it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We're going to the fight together, though, right?" Let's wrap this up!!! We won't get any food because the rest of our co-workers are scavengers!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"This is a weird thing for a friend to ask another friend to do." Do you need to go to an ass hole's party even if he's displaying the behavior of an ass hole? We bring Rachel Nichols in to discuss Chris Paul's PR battle, but she reveals some information about Zas that stops the show in its tracks. Tracks that he probably has a thing for because he likes feet. So, okay, that's the reveal. The guy loves feet and HATES to be cucked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He said negativity." Dan just learned how to properly pay the check at a restaurant and still doesn't know how to eat spaghetti. Remember that whole "he needs the upcoming holiday break" thing we said about him during the Local Hour? Also, the problematic Nacua brothers, the Dentek Bucket, and a movie that finally unites Zaslow and Amin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You just got journo'd." Samson's talkin' FIFA, slump-busters, horrendous radio calls, banana sacks and pasties, and the potential end of the WNBA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Come on, baby. French toast." Will Latino fans show up for the Florida Panthers and Role Model's performance? And if so, who's going to be his Sally? Also, Trysta takes a shot at Zaslow, and Dan struggles to say... well, you listen, but it's just really clear he needs our upcoming holiday break. Today's cast: Dan, a Journalist, Chris, Amin, Jeremy, JuJu, Mike, and Trysta. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kumail Nanjiani is returning to his roots. After reaching heights most actors can only dream of (like being a Marvel superhero!), he’s come back to the world of stand-up, where he made his start. Kumail opens up about his journey through self-acceptance: from being bullied as a kid, to dealing with typecasting, to achieving ground-breaking success and not knowing how to process it. He and Dan also get into masculinity culture, learning to manage their anger, and how therapy helped them understand their anxieties. Watch Kumail’s Golden Globe nominated new standup special, “Night Thoughts”, out December 19th on Hulu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Neither here nor there..." Amin shares more about his Vegas experience, including missing out on a perfect experience at The Sphere. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If there's one thing people know about me, they know I don't ever wanna be a cuckold." Rep. Hakeem Jeffries is here to talk Knicks basketball, the ACC, the Lane Kiffin Protection Act, and... what's that? A diversionary war in Venezuela? Also, we're dreaming of a world where Zas gets cucked and Amin levitates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Boxing has never smelled this good." Alycia Baumgardner is down here in Miami to defend her super featherweight title and stops by the studio to share her story and answer Dan's most classic boxing questions. Also, the NBA Cup had a huge night, and TUA TAGOVAILOA HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN BENCHED BY THE MIAMI DOLPHINS. THE CREW REACTS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I went into the game there saying, 'I don't need to see what's going on.'" What does Nick Wright need his knee ligaments for anyway? And why is he so hyped up right now? And why does he feel worse for the Packers? And is YOUR wife a total stud? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Matric-, Matric-, Matric-, Matriculate the ball down the field." Dan is still wounded over his inaccuracies about the Heisman Trophy presentation at the Downtown Athletic Club, and he's FURIOUS over members of the crew thinking they're too cool for the company's new holiday song... but not as furious as Coach Mike Ryan is that we have barely touched the University of Miami's upcoming CFP game. Also, JuJu and Trysta are here in-studio to talk NBA Cup, which Amin claims is destined to be as popular as Christmas. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Amin, JuJu, Mike, and Trysta. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Pat me on the six." Happy Birthday, tooooooooo Dan. I don't care. Good luck. JuJu has his Top 5 Costumes Dan Has Worn on the Show That He Can Remember. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"THAT'S MY BABY!" Brandon, B-Marsh, BM... is here as a huge fan of the show to ask, "Hey, wait, who's that?" He tells us about his best quarterback, reveals that he once played a game high on painkillers, and serves as the traffic director for the show's staff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"No. Hell no." Tony respects his opponent and delivers his Top 5, Greg has a new Back in My Day*, Jake Paul backs away from trash talk, and Dan's dismissiveness forces Mike and Jeremy to defend the Broncos. *LOL NO HE DOESN'T. HE WON'T EVER DO THAT S*** AGAIN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have my six?" Dianna is here ahead of her Christmas Day game on Netflix to talk Joe Burrow and Dan's disdain for the Bengals facility, looking manly while keeping yourself warm, and why the Patriots have been realistic about their chances. Also, Greg Cote tells us about a college football player who put the ass in class, and Dan wonders if kids can tell time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Baker at $20 million or Tua at $55 million? Will Aaron Rodgers finish Top 3 in MVP voting? Will Bill Belichick ever coach again? China buying U.S. farmland? Bill Gates?" No mobility. No arm. No vision. No chance to improve. No. More. Tua. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dan was right?" JuJu delivers his Top 5 Things In Sports He Wants Out Of His Life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices