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Until today I always thought canuck was a slur against Canadians, but during this show I discovered it’s a sports ball team! Thanks…

Because of a wacky misunderstanding with my fiancé, I’m forced to desperately call my neighbors and ask them if they will pretend to…

I’m calling apartment managers today with various problems involving bathtubs, hydraulics, toilets, Rustoleum, and good old fashioned paint.This episode is sponsored by Todd…

Today we’re calling up postal customers and talking about the quality of their mailboxes, and discussing the really immature stickers they keep putting…

Today’s show contains the hollowed remains of a failed Easter live show, and then some after Easter calls to a few stores around…

Today Carol is breaking into phone calls at businesses to berate employees for not smiling enough while talking to customers, then we move…

Not only is this show short, but the audio is weird throughout pretty much most of it. This week I upgraded my Roland…

This show has a rare grass growing call, several people who mistake me for a scammer, a few registered poodlephiles, and a man…

It’s lawn killin’ season, so today we’re killing lawns by accident. Thanks for supporting the show, Efin Reality, The Prime Minister of Australia, Brown…

Earlier this week I officially became a washing machine and dryer repairman, so this is the very first show I get to really…

Today we’re calling Canadians to try and determine exactly what could set them off and I think we finally figure out the proper…

Here’s a Friday show that was mostly recorded yesterday. In this one we install large polls in residents yards, where we will attach…

Aye Rasputin the Tasteful, Climbatiz, Phil_Not_the_Doctor, Macus B, and Mano 1 are all people who like to sell old shit from their garages…

In today’s Snow Plow Show I attempt to completely ruin Tim Henson’s life by stealing his identity and acting like a shitpants fool…

I’m hoping to get my content flagged by spreading rumors about 5G cell service so I can be just like Joe Rogan. Don’t…

Just like every January 28th of the past 7 years, this is the day where I call up apartment complexes and confound them…

I keep losing my Apple Airtags everywhere and it seems to be upsetting people. These things are more trouble than they’re worth. It’s…

Carol got a police scanner for Christmas and she’s been using it to spy on all her neighbors that use cordless phones. And…

Last week I did a Christmas Eve show where I called mall stores as the mall Santa, and then a day later, Devon…

It’s Christmastime at your local mall, where every year Santa sits on a throne in a fenced in pen in the mall, keeping…