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THE HORROR.......THE HORROR......Join your hosts Dr. Bill Robinson, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell as they take a look at Season 2, Episode 3 of AMC's THE WALKING DEAD - "Save The Last One"! Follow Shane as he explores his HEART OF DARKNESS and gets a haircut. Correction - he gets ALL OF THEM CUT! BONUS HOPPER, BRANDO and SHEEN! It's DIALECTIC LOGIC,MAN!!!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In an informal episode, Scott Gardner, Michael Bailey and Chris Honeywell suspend format and take some time to GLOAT over the comics they have acquired in the last few months. After a reflective moment on the death of beloved actor/comedien Robin Williams - the Freaks go over their SWAG PILES. It's all here - DROOLING, GLOATING, BOASTING, COVETING and FACE RUBBING! What did they get? Are you kidding? Do you really think I'm going to tell you HERE! DOWNLOAD THE GODDAM THING! Then go back and watch HOOK and POPEYE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Scot Gardner and Chris Honeywell are WELL INTO season 3 of Star Trek: The Next Generation for this episode - "THE HIGH GROUND". This is a pretty shaded pre 9-11 tale of SPACE TERRORISTS and SPACE STOCHOLM SYNDROME where Picard takes the reasonable course of action - HE PUNCHES A GUY IN THE FACE! It's about time! Join the Freaks as they DECOMPRESS from the TOS episode and GODDAM HARRY MUDD with a really good episode of TNG! SPACE-KID TESTED AND ASTRO-MOTHER APPROVED!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they return from their vacation in Bora Bora to bring you a BRAND SPANKING NEW episode of OLD SCHOOL TREK - and wouldn't you know it - GODDAM HARRY MUDD. Yup, he's BACK, with a bevy of android beauties who don't handle illogic well. That's when the "comedy" begins. Yup, the mothballed Star Trek computer sure PICKED A WINNER! I AM NOT PROGRAMMED TO RESPOND IN THAT AREA! At least Chris got some Star Trek swag recently! Tune in and hear the Freaks make their TRIUMPHANT TREK RETURN!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Star Wars Monthly Monday comes to an end with a look at the very last Marvel UK Star Wars story from the Wild Space Volume 1 Omnibus. Alan "Watchmen" Moore brings us three weird and wacky tales of our favorite Star Warriors getting thrown in the trash, battling Space Archie Bunker, and whatever the hell is going on in "Tilotny Throws A Shape". Stick around till the very end to find out what's up next for "Two True Freaks!" and Star Wars!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join hosts Scott H. Gardner, Dr. Bill Robinson, and Todd "Mr. Voice" Grady for a (mostly) spoiler-free -- let's call it "spoiler-lite" -- special advance preview review of Marvel's "Guardians of the Galaxy"!! They've seen it, you haven't, they need to brag, you wanna hear it!! Special Guest-Appearance by Eric "**** You, Eric Peterson" Peterson!! Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

THE FREAKS ARE BACK FROM VACATION AND THEY ARE TANNED< RESTED AND PISSED! It's time for another GRILL THE FREAKS!The first time, The Freaks grilled each other - finding out the SECRETS that they never knew about the other! THIS TIME - Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell have left it up to YOU! They left an open thread on their Facebook page promising to answer EVERY question posed! AND THEY DID and after THREE HOURS you might wish THEY HADN'T! The DEEP, the SHALLOW, the DUMB and the GOOFY - it's all here! Hell, The Freaks even SURPRISE THEMSELVES with some of their answers! Like this one - MOTLEY CRUE! What the hell is THAT the answer to? LISTEN AND FIND OUT!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two T

It's the LAST GASP of Guest Editor's Month! Join Paul "The Producer" Spataro, Dr. Bill Robinson, Dave Atteberry and Chris "Hair Metal Hero" Tyler as they go out with a FULL-BLOWN ARNIE-THON!! In STARK CONTRAST to the unscripted, unresearched commentaries of Gardner and Honeywell, this commentary is a structured, acedemic analysis of this oscar winning masterpiece. Honest. Not a SINGLE Arnie impression. Nope. Not ONE. Heads are gonna roll when the bosses get back!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor get it ALL BACKWARDS as they FIRST watch THE PURGE: ANARCHY and THEN binge on DELICIOUS 5 GUYS BACON CHEESEBURGERS! This is a sequel to last year's low budget shocker - THE PURGE - where all law is suspended for 48 hours in a frenzy of national bloodlust - is it an improvement or a retread? There's one quick way to find out!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Scott and Chris have taken the month off, so they will not be in this episode of Comics Monthly Monday. Michael Bailey is, though. Apparently he wasn't allowed to take the month off because of all the "sick time" he has taken lately. Mike isn't alone, though. Joining him are Paul Spataro and Gene Hendricks. They kick things off by talking about all the comic book goodness they have been reading lately. The X-Men are discussed as is the Marvel Star Wars series and Mike even recommends two New 52 stories despite having recently bad mouthed that particular line of comics. After that it's time for the FREAKY FIVE where Mike, Gene and Paul talk about the comics they read while on...well, vacation. Because this is a vacation themed episode. Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebo

Its Assistant Editor’s Month for Star trek Monthly Monday, so Andy Leyland, Paul Spataro, and Shawn Engel are doing the one thing that Scott63 Gardner can’t bring himself to do; cover Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. And not only are we covering Deep Space Nine, but we’re covering one of the best episodes of the show, the season four opener, “The Way of the Warrior”. The Dominion infiltration into the Alpha Quadrant has raised the concerns of the Klingon Empire, and only one man can help stop the Federation from going to war with one of their allies; Lt. Commander Worf! This episode has got it all…from great action scenes to incredible character development to Terry Ferrell and Nana Visitor in bikinis. What more could you ask for?Well, you could ask for a good DS9 comic to go with it. But you might not get it with issue 14 of the Deep Space Nine comic from Marvel. This one has members of the DS9 crew sitting around at Quark’s having a little B.S. session, telling tall ta

Hello everyone, and welcome to a special Assistant Editors Month version of Star Trek Monthly Monday. The Freaks are on Holiday on Riza ogling some Orion slave girls, so Producer Paul Spataro, Andrew Leyland, and Shawn Engel are here to cover in their stead. And what do they bring to the show, but an episode of Star Trek Enterprise (or just Enterprise as it was called when it originally aired), “Regeneration”! The Borg are back, for the first time, unless you consider when the TNG crew encountered them, but it’s all timey-wimey stuff that can be overlooked. Plus there’s a real John Carpenter’s The Thing vibe from the beginning of the show as some Federation scientists in an Arctic outpost make some REALLY stupid choices. Plus, we discuss how much we love the theme song (which is not really at all). So make sure you keep your dosage of omichron radiation at the ready in case of sudden assimilation outbreaks. We hope you enjoy!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotru

Beware Assistant Editor's month is upon you as different hosts are doing different shows and sometimes new topics. Join Dr. Bill Robinson, Gene The Hammer Strikes Hendricks and (briefly) Scott I am Brunswick Ryfun as we begin with Star Wars but go to different place. A place where only the Argo roams to head to Iscandar and fight Gamilons along the way for the Cosmo DNA. Not sure what is going on yet, then what are you waiting for download already!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

And so, APES MONTH comes to a close! Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner take it out on an awesome note with 2011's RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES! Before the commentary, the Freaks pause to look back on the last damn dirty month. APES MONTH may be over, but DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES is JUST around the corner, so MONKEY MONTH will be back. Actually, MONKEY MONTH IS NEVER OVER! BONUS: Check out the INCREDIBLE artwork for this episode by Mark Kalmbach!I GOTTA COOKIE FOR YA!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner get lured off the tire swing by a banana and locked in their cages so that PAUL SPATARO and ANDREW LEYLAND can TAKE OVER THE APEHOUSE! Fresh straw has been placed on the floor, the former occupants' feces has been hosed from the wall and the VCR has been dragged out to play THE LAST of the ORIGINAL Apes movies - BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES! Yes, the budget was SLAHED DOWN to about 100 BANANAS which meant that the vast army of humans became a couple of RUSTY CHEVETTES and a SCHOOL BUS and the MASSIVE APE "CITY" just a couple of BACKYARD SHEDS thrown up in trees - BUT- CLAUDE AIKINS, RODDY MCDOWELL, PAUL WILLIAMS and FREAKIN JOHN HUSTON wear the ape suits this time! This being the C-LIST of Apes movies, Scott and Chris figured Andy and Paul were perfect for the job! APE HAS KILLED APE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic

Join the usual crew of misfits (Shawn Engel, Dr. Bill Robinson and Chris Honeywell) as they read The Walking Dead issue 56! In addition to the comic (summarized in verse) we find out Dr. Bill has caught a case of the KING CRIMSON and has a Michael Hutchins conspiracy theory about this particular issue! Also, there is some speculation as to the size of Dr. Bill's KIDNEY STONE! Tune in to future episodes to find out!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In this, the third movie commentary of PLANET OF THE APES MONTH, join Chris Honeywell and Earth Destruction Directive's Luke Jaconetti as they trade ape puns and watch CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES! This has it all - APE NEURAL NEUTRALIZER - APE REVOLUTION - MONTALBAN - RODDY MCDOWELL and even a cameo by MR. CARLSON from WKRP! Things get downright bloody because they are watching the UNEDITED ENDING! (Hint: It ain't exactly SUNNY) ENJOY!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join the USUAL CREW of DiManzicorp GOONS as they throw in their two cents (Total: 14 cents) on the new Bryan Singer X-Men flick - DAYS OF FUTURE PAST! Join the HOLY SCOTT TRINITY (Gardner, Ryfun and McGregor), the DYNAMIC CHRIS DUO (Tyler and Honeywell) and a PAIR OF DOCTORS (Paul "Dr. No" Spataro and Dr. Bill Robinson) as they vote YEA or NAY! Amazingly, Dr. No is not Dr. No but the vacuum is filled with TWO other naysayers! What gives?! SPOILERS ABOUND! Also, NSFW WARNING - the post credits conversation contains elements of graphic adult medical procedures and may not be safe for anyone mentally older than 11!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

YOU ARE THERE!! Scott H. Gardner takes you to Disney's Hollywood Studios at the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida where, for the very first time ever, Luke Skywalker himself -- Mark Hamill -- appeared at Star Wars Weekends! Prepare to have an incredible, magical, and full-out fun time! You get to hear it all, up close and personal, in amazing surround sound -- AND NO LINES!! YOU ARE THERE as the park opens, the celebrity motorcade proceeds down Hollywood Blvd, as Obi-Wan Kenobi himself, James Arnold Taylor, hosts "A Conversation with Mark Hamill", and, finally, as the day closes out with the spectacular Symphony in the Stars fireworks display! So, be sure to put on your headphones and enjoy Star Wars Weekends 2014! ______________________ FAMILY FRIENDLY AND PERFECTLY SAFE FOR ALL EARS!! Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (

Planet Of The Apes Month gets into FULL SWING as Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell take on ANOTHER MONKEY MOVIE! Thought a sequel was out of the question when Chuck dropped the BIG ONE on the aforementioned planet? WELL THINK AGAIN! This time TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY as a trio of chimps pilot the Hest's old ship BACK IN TIME - BAC to the planet of the HU-MANS, much to the delight of JOE SIX-PACK, but when they start MAKING BABIES, well, that's when the stuffy government guys start getting a little UPTIGHT! ESCAPE WITH US NOW TO THOSE THRILLING DAYS OF THE 70's FUTURE/PAST!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!