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Join Chris Tyler - The Hair Metal Hero - as he reads a CHRISTMAS CLASSIC in FULL Boston accent in what is quickly becoming a Two True Freaks tradition!! Trade in your TURKEY for CLAM CHOWDER and your MINCEMEAT for BOSTON CREAM and GET YOUR CHRISTMAS ON!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell find that the Romulans are back and BOWL-HAIRCUTTIER (Webster's Dictionary take note) THAN EVER! We find out that Klingons have NO PROBLEM taking blood, but are SUPER-STINGEY with their own blood! What's up with that? Chris hates on Reading Rainbow, Geordie misses a chance for a pen pal, McRib finally becomes a Hero, an ad in the comic spurs a conversation about BATMAN - THE VIDEOTAPE and winds it up with a BLOCKBUSTER HORROR STORY! ALL THIS AND MORE in this month's Star Trek Monthly Monday! And - introducing - THE CRAW!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month's STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY finds the classic crew facing a GIANT SPACE AMOEBA or a GIANT SPACE VIRUS - depending on which version you've seen. Join Scott Gardner for THE IMMUNITY SYNDROME! Also, The Freaks anticipate John Byrne's Star Trek fumetti, Sock has an Obi Wan moment and the Enterprise plunges INTO DARKNESS - but in a good way this time!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for STAR WARS MONTHLY MONDAY 58, a podcast dedicated to their LOVE OF STAR WARS COMICS! This month features NO Star Wars comics!! What is going on! Well, since Indiana Jones has been neglected the last few months, the Freaks have decided to offer up a DOUBLE DOSE OF DOCTOR JONES! In this pair of comics we see Indy tangle with gangsters and find out that Indy's whip is 49 feet long! But don't worry - there's a little Star Wars talk in the beginning and LETTERS ARE ANSWERED! Take a peek behind the scenes of Two True Freaks as they address some of the nuts and bolts process behind the podcast in answer to some questions! Also - Chris finds out that there are possibly pictures in existance of Scott cosplaying as LONGSHOT! Also - Shag whines about Plif. It's a CORKING GOOD TIME!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podc

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they take the opportunity to revisit 2011's THOR just as it's sequel - THE DARK WORLD is released! This movie was a big surprise for both Freaks who did not think it would work on the big screen. This is one of those rare time that you will find them happy to be wrong! Much respect is put forth and Natalie Portman is offered a cheesburger or three. So grab a giant turkey leg, a flagon of mead and sit back and prepare to get HAMMERED!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month join hosts Shawn Engle, Dr, Bill Robinson and Chris Honeywell as they take a look at The Walking Dead #33 by Kirkman and Adlard! We're introduced to thre new characyers - DO WE TRUST THEM? Dr. Bill prepares to read the new Governor novel and the traumatizing power of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD on small children is discussed! Don't miss it!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join your intrepid hosts Scott Gardner, Michael Bailey and Chris Honeywell as they pile all their comics up and roll around in them, Scrooge McDuck-style. That of course is a metaphor because all three of them would rather gnaw off their own leg than mangle their mint bagged and boarded issue of Pete Hesch Comics And Stories #1. There is well over two hours of HARD CORE GEEKERY going on here. Chris gets his spaz on at a retro-arcade in the comic-filled Strong Museum of Play - Find out why Scott would rather piss his pants than leave a screening of Superman: The Movie, Chris is accused of being high because he brings up Ted Nugent who ironically has NEVER done drugs or alcohol, Michael says POO-POO and watche The Brave And The Bold, team up comics are discussed, Chris gets The Freaky Five REALLY WRONG and reads Nova #1 and #2 and presents a book report for your amusement. AND THAT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING! It all happens HERE!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a pro

Can a man love a SPACE ENERGY BEING - and if so - CAN DR. BILL ROBINSON SING ABOUT IT IN DULCET TONES? What is THE CANNIBAL RUN? What is BITCHITIS and how can you avoid catching it? WHO demanded that SPACE-RACIST and GENERAL INSUBORDINATE Lieutenant Bearclaw be brought back in the DC Comics Star Trek series? WHY are the Freaks talking about Hammer Horror movies? WHY AM I ASKING YOU? I ALREADY KNOW! WHY AM I YELLING?Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they look at the next episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation - BOOBY TRAP. Will the Freaks take the HIGH ROAD on the title of this one? What do you think! This time we find out that even an important member of Starfleet can still get SPACE FRIEND-ZONED! Seriously - he can only get a CHASTE KISS from the HOLODECK! LOSER!! Once again, Star Trek COMPLETELY SIDESTEPS a PORNOGRAPHIC SCENARIO in favor of SPACE FRUSTRATION! WHERE IS KIRK WHEN YOU NEED HIM?Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Tha Governator explores the splendor that is THE HAIR METAL HERO in song!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

HRONK! It's time for two more WILD SPACE Star Wars stories as your pals Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell present WAY OF THE WOOKIE and THE DAY AFTER THE DEATH STAR, two stories from the British Weekly comics. Before the main event begins, though, plans are made to cover a bunch of Star Wars EU books and to catch up on Indiana Jones and Scott gets some Star Wars SWAG from across the pond! Also - Rusty Miller and Monkey-Neck McGuinness and HRONK!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Not a hoax! Not a dream! Not an imaginary story! You know it's out of the ordinary when Luke Jaconetti does a podcast not about giant monsters or horror movies! And we're way outside of the Two True Freaks comfort zone this time out, as Luke talks about his recent "Men's Health" medical procedure in the interest of education and discussion. So go ahead and download the episode, and share the experience and learn something about a topic which doesn't come up on your typical geeky podcast. NOTE: This show contains mature descriptions of adult men's health issues and physiology. It contains adult themes, including decription of a medical procedure, and is not intended to be exploitative or graphic. May not be suitable for all ages. NOTE 2: The outro for this show was brazenly and shamelessly stolen from the 2013 Vault of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror Halloween Tales episode. Feedback for this episode can be sent to earthdestructiondirective@yahoo.comFeedback for this show can be sent to: two

It's Paul Spataro's BIRTHDAY! Dr. Bill Robinson and J David Weter recruited Darkseid and Clyde, the Parademon to get the band back together and FIRE UP A SONG!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month the Freaks dig up a neglected Halloween classic! John Badham's 1979 adaptation of DRACULA starring Frank Langella, Sir Lawrence Olivier and Donald Pleasance. This moody film often seems to get lost in the vast sea of vampire movies, and it's a shame. With great acting, cinematography and a haunting and majestic score by John Williams, you just can't go wrong! So smear yourself head to toe with garlic, sit down with your crucifix (but only if you BELIEVE) and your bat-swatter and check it out! In addition to the movie, the Freaks answer letters, receive Dracula and Frankenstein Fotonovels and an embarrassing amount of comic book swag that they have to shout out! LET HALLOWEEN BEGIN!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/11305164205

HOLA! Bienvenidos al episodio 20 del MUERTAS VIVIENTES MIERCOLES por DOS VERDADEROS MONSTRUOS! Unirse a hosts Shawn Engel, Dr. Guillermo Robinson y Chris Honeywell, debaten sobre episodio cuatro de la primera temporado "VATOS". El Dr. Robinson abusos un pez taco. Es una rapida cuarenta minitos de diversion, juegos de palabras y horrible humor! NO TE LO PIERDAS!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Hi! Chris Honeywell here! I could not make this episode and Paul Spataro and Dr. Bill Robinson were similarly indisposed, so what you lucky dogs get is 2 HOURS of PURE, UNADULTERATED comic talk between good buddies! Oh, sure, there's no Get Chris To Read A Superhero Comic, but trust me, you're not gonna miss it! When Scott Gardner says "I know nobody wants to hear it and I HATE to get up on the same soapbox....BUT....." - THAT'S when I perk up my ears. And when Michael starts talking about the FUTURE OF COMICS - well, that's my excuse to edit in super-cheesy songs about the future from the past! Sip it like a fine wine, or chug it like a beer, either way you will be as drunk as Hesch on the magic of COMICS! URP!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/gr

Dr. Bill sings the shit out of another traditional Federation Blues song! He joins other multi-platinum artists in the DiManziPhone Music family! Such famous names as Brittly Spars, Elven Presley, The Beedles and Boxcar Jimmy!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, Scott Gardner is out with a bad case of Mudd's Colitis, so Chris Honeywell has recruited Scott 2.0 (McGregor) to fill in for an emotion packed episode of the original Star Trek. This time it's "THIS SIDE OF PARADISE", one of the most SPORE-SPEWIN', JUMPSUIT WEARIN', LEAD PIPE WIELDIN', SPOCK GRINNIN' episodes EVER! See Kirk rob Spock of the ONE MOMENT OF HAPPINESS IN HIS LONG, GOD FORSAKEN LIFE with a few hilarious cruel words! Learn how it's awesome to suffer and die even though you have the option to live happily forever! It's the HUMAN SPIRIT! The Star Trek computer acts up and we get Scott's Star Trek origin story! THEN - Dr. Bill Robinson shows up to prove to you that even a RED SHIRT can sing THE BLUES! Also - A BIG shout out to GERARD DELATOUR II, who drew the awesome image for this month's show!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book P

While Scott Gardner languishes in sick bay, Chris Honeywell and Dr. Bill Robinson take one for the team with a very Troi-centric episode. It's a very after school specially, touchy-feely, picky scabby episode involving YET another of the apparently limitless number of reality controlling energy based life forms in the immediate galaxy. Also, Worf marries a young orphan boy and Picard gets to open old wounds in Weseley's psyche! Watch all the stages of grief condensed into 40 minutes! Bonus; Find out who Dr. Bill's MAN CRUSH is!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor for a movie and a burger! The two go to see the much hailed science fiction film GRAVITY in 3D and then discuss it over greasy food at Five Guys! Does it live up to the hype? You'll have to waste twenty minutes or so to find out! Bonus - Scott's resemblance to classic rock superstar Michael McDonald is discussed! Also - peanuts, fries with malt vinegar and BLACK GOLD are consumed!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!