Skamcast

Skittles have no color and that seems to be ruffling some feathers, there’s a little reminiscing to be done over country crossover music, and Scooter’s game is surprisingly difficult.

The gang delves into current occupations of some famous voices from yesteryear, political commentary from a dumbass, and the surprise return of an old favorite.

If you could go to school in the nude, would you? Also, which celebrity’s gay rumors enrage Scooter? And what’s going on with those flashing lights in the White House? Save Save

Why is Matt so upset with a certain Swedish furniture store? What is a Squirty Worm and where did Scooter’s dad get trapped? Find out on this week’s episode!

Roseanne AND Will & Grace are returning so we decide to do a little throwback ourselves and talk hanky codes. Plus: Matt has a good cry at the happiest place on earth. Save

Scott, Kate, and Matt are back from their whirlwind weekend in the Windy City and they have some ideas on what you can do w/ your early remains after you croak.

Aretha Franklin is sending disgruntled faxes, Matt & Scooter have become trappers, and FLOTUS is pen-pallin’ with a Baywatch babe. It’s official: America is great again.

Spring is in the air and creeping crud is all over Matt & Scooter. Actually, it’s poison ivy and they are miserable. Scott Baio is miserable too- but that’s because of the poison spewing forth from his face hole. Also, it’s time for dick talk. And tick talk. This one is chock-full, ladies and gents!…

Matt thinks maybe he & Scooter should have had a prenup, we have toilet brush tips, and Kate has a rant about the postal service. It’s a SKAMcast, bitches!

Full disclosure: this episode was recorded before the blessed giraffe event occurred. But we have a new theme song!

Get comfy friends because it’s time to discuss the Gay Panic Defense, celebrity canine kidnapping, and a bombshell new couple alert. As her royal sarcastic highness Tina Fey once said, “Buy a hat and hold the eff on.”

There’s a pecker problem and Kate has some mind-blowing info to share about a historical event.

Did you ever wonder what kind of pie you would be? It’s all based on your Disney princess preference. We also have breaking beer news, a liquor update, and more bad news for Kate’s online dating chances. If that’s not enough we have a jalopy update, a daily email you can’t live without and a new…

Are you upset about the gay character in the new Beauty & the Beast movie? Do you need more pockets in your PJs? Looking for a low-cal ice cream option? Boy howdy! Do Scott, Kate, & Matt have good news for you!

Aaaaand we’re back! It was a lengthy sabbatical during which so much happened. Press play to find out about Matt & Scooter’s wedded bliss. Kate’s also blissful but her happiness is owed to a frozen treat. Oh- and Disney’s going gay!

We team up with our friends Amy, Burke, and Jessica from the Columbus Something New podcast for a collaborative “Best of Columbus” list. Nothing too scientific about this. We just talk about places we’d recommend you check out if you’re lucky enough to visit Cbus! Save Save

So, Matt is dieting again and no one is safe. Also, Kate and Scooter are overdue for acupuncture and cupping treatments. We’re basically a mess. Save

Scooter has something he needs scabbed over, Kate is performing lewd acts with desserts, and Matt is grumpy after a street fair. Yep, sounds about right. Save Save

We take the show outside and discuss racist code words, meth labs, and cat repellant.

We’re joined by special guests Common Law Rob & the Rapupuncturist. Hijinks and cupping ensue.