Tbtl- Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew take calls from listeners all over the country to talk about Black Mouth Curds, dog poop shaming, and ironing napkins. Plus, Luke's mom offers some good laughs via PDF.

Day two of the TBTL-A-Thon finds Luke and Andrew taking calls from the listeners, and trying to navigate these intense, important and complex times. They also hear a crazy-ass toupee story.

Luke and Andrew open the phones and hear from Tens of Listeners on a very complicated morning in America. Today is the first day of TBTL-a-Thon 11: Let's Stay Together.

Luke and Andrew's big plans for today's episode change at the last minute, and their TBTL Friendos P-Fletch and Kiki Lolo jump in to help them out. Then they talk about phony Murder Hornet warnings, a rare wolverine sighting, and a moose in a dang swimming pool!

Luke is fascinated by the world of crossbred animals like Toygers, Beefalo, and Grolar Bears. Meanwhile, Andrew might be losing his marbles?

A woman who inherited Elon Musk's old phone number is fielding some interesting calls, and Andrew learns the difference between Anthony Edwards and Daniel Stern.

Luke and Andrew share some exciting news about next week's TBTL-a-thon activities…including a TBTL Talent Show! Plus, why does Bruce Hornsby swear so much?

Luke and Andrew spend Memorial Day appreciating one of Tim Conway's most memorable characters. And Luke explains why he didn't invite Andrew to a virtual party.

Luke just realized that scammers may be trying to steal his identity. Like, for real.

Luke has an update on the Search For The Real Andrew Walsh, and Andrew has a pizza dream that does not end well.

Luke's exclusive relationship with Domino's Pizza reaches day 6, Papa John invites us inside his gaudy mansion, and some TBTL listeners try the Chuck E Cheese re-branded pizza.

Andrew applies a "take no prisoners" approach in addressing accusations about noises he makes during the show (possibly violating several laws while doing so.) Meanwhile, the ongoing Michael Jordan documentary makes Luke question his love of the basketball player. And a John Mulaney stand-up joke hurts the feelings of a real-life police detective.

Luke and Andrew pay tribute to filmmaker Lynn Shelton and to Fred Willard, who both passed away this weekend. Also, TBTL is Mystery Solvers as some listeners think they've found contact information for The Real Andrew Walsh, the best substitute teacher of all time.

Luke and Andrew talk to Julien, a teenager in Connecticut who's looking for his former teacher, whose name also happens to be Andrew Walsh. And we find out which two audio drops made it to the final round in the Drops Of Stupider contest!

Luke and Andrew begin a quest to find "the real Andrew Walsh" after Andrew is contacted by a stranger who hoped he was someone else. Plus, the New York Times offers some Dazzling Deets about the making of Fury Road. And Matt Damon is making waves in a small Irish town that just wants everyone to LEAVE MATT ALONE.

Luke and Andrew forge a hair-cutting pact, and they start a new media company. All in one show! And a new podcast about a glam metal song is teaching Luke about Cold War history.

Luke has agreed to write and perform a song, and he has major regrets. He and Andrew also debate if they'll smell better when they're older. And a police officer uses a recorded peacock mating call to lure a bird back to the zoo.

Luke and Andrew discuss their plans for a special week of TBTL-a-Thon shows and activities. Also, Singapore is using robot dogs to enforce social distancing. Today's show is sponsored by Doordash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

Luke celebrated his birthday last night with a little help from some very unlikely friends! Plus, Luke and Andrew learn why dogs freak out when people exercise around them. And we find out which four audio drops made it to the Drops of Stupider semifinals. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Elon Musk and Grimes have given their newborn a name that seems…difficult. And Andrew recalls the time Luke fired him. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.