Tbtl- Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew reach way back in their memory to recap last Thursday's Seahawks win over the Arizona Cardinals and the Browns wet, ugly win over the Eagles yesterday. 

Andrew is relieved that his cat survived a scary night at the vet, and Luke is wondering if a certain business is using the pandemic to short shrift its customers. Plus, a young woman's surprising laugh goes viral on TikTok. 

Andrew is worried about his cat, Theo, after a very sleepless night with the old guy. But Luke is on hand with a lot of Donovan songs to help calm everyone's nerves. 

Andrew's dreams of having his own Wikipedia entry are dashed upon the shores of Wiki reality. Meanwhile, Luke's new neighbor accidentally says the *exact* thing Luke doesn't want to hear about his new apartment. And a tiny owl is miraculously rescued from the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree.

Luke almost sliced his finger off with a new knife, and the only thing that can save him are some old Radio Shack supplies. Plus, the internet discovers one of the best celebrity interviewers who's heyday was 40 years ago.

Luke's new favorite radio station has him working on his own Radio Voice. Andrew is cranky over his lack of a Wikipedia page. And a bunch of Orcas named Gladys are attacking boats off the coast of Portugal.

Luke and Andrew dissect the Seahawks' disappointing loss, the Browns' strange victory, and the pigeon that wouldn't leave the 40 yard line. 

Luke checks in from Portland with some news while John Tesh checks out from Twitter. Meanwhile, Andrew moves heaven and earth to try and log into a right wing social media site without success.

Luke and Andrew discuss the times they've cried on-air and why Luke's friend's Dad said something weird in 1987. Plus, more murder hornets, damn it. 

Andrew tracks down the song his 6th grade class sang at graduation, and is very surprised by its origins. And today is the 50th anniversary of the best local TV news story of all time.

Luke is pretty much done with trying to read the news without going bonkers this week, so he and Andrew instead celebrate celebrity birthdays and stumble on some shocking Alex Trebek tape. 

An online group of Furries have recreated a virtual reality version of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, and we are here for it. 

Luke and Andrew look back at the Seahawks' messy loss to the Bills yesterday and they wonder how many dancy/singy shows Ken Jeong is allowed to host at once. 

Luke and Andrew celebrate this weekend's election results and dig deep on the mystery of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference. They also pay tribute to Alex Trebek, who sadly passed away. 

Luke and Andrew try to process the ongoing vote count, while Luke's liver braces for some more good news (hopefully.) Plus, Luke apologizes for slandering the good name of the New Yorker subscription department. 

As the country waits to see who will be their next president, Luke and Andrew try to get to the bottom of a mystery surrounding the Muppet Babies.

Chris Hayes from MSNBC stops by to give Luke & Andrew some context and clarity as to what is really going on with the country and the election.

Luke and Andrew get serious about how they're feeling as the election count continues, then Luke gets serious about some whisky as a twitter joke goes awry.

Luke makes a commitment to do something very brave and life-changing if tonight's election results end in a certain candidate's concession speech. He also spent yesterday hanging out with honest-to-god ligers at an animal sanctuary.

Luke watched the Seattle Seahawks beat the 49ers over the saddest plate of mozzarella sticks in Colorado while Andrew watched the Browns get slowly dismantled by a team from Las Vegas?