Tbtl- Too Beautiful To Live

Andrew comes up with an experiment to see if Instagram is listening in on his conversations. Meanwhile Luke debuts a new character, "Rodney Dangerfield Talking About His Roomba."

Luke and Andrew celebrate some of their favorite weirdos on Twitter and some of their favorite TV teachers (Otis Drexell, we're looking at you.) Plus, a researcher discovered some of the oldest water in the world, and it doesn't smell very good.

Luke realizes he might have paid over a thousand dollars for some Costco scallops. And he learned that on Ed Balls Day, of all days.

Andrew gets some not-so-great news about his broken finger, but he and Luke get some good news about the "chihuahua from hell" who was looking for a home. Plus, Luke responds to fans who insist he release "The Burbank Cut" of his decade-old documentary film.  

Luke offers a long-awaited apology to David Blaine. Also, Glenn Close's Oscar Night moment was great...but the media should probably acknowledge that it was scripted, right?

Luke and Andrew pay tribute to Shock G of the Digital Underground, and Luke realizes that the sequel to Goodfellas has been hiding in plain sight.

Luke and Andrew ponder the future of paying for goods and services with their palm prints, and they bid a fond farewell to humor...which they just killed many times over.

Luke and Andrew grow one step closer to merging into one single person after Luke sends out a confusing tweet. And the Washington Football Team floats some new possible names, most of which sound like John Travolta films.

Andrew spent yesterday trying not to pass out on the bus with a broken finger. Meanwhile, Luke is frustrated that his recent haircut took only 2 minutes. 

Luke and Andrew discuss the bobcat video that went viral last week and Bobcat Goldthwait's suspicious silence on the matter. Plus, scientists unveil the whitest paint ever created, and Luke relives one of the worst days in personal watercraft history.

Luke and Andrew play a game intended to put people to sleep. 

A mysterious tweet has some Game of Thrones fans hoping that a Season 8 "redo" is on the way. Plus, today's Drops of St2pider flashbacks send Luke and Andrew on a nostalgic journey. And some Tens with very good memories create a very special installment of TBTL Blursdays!

Andrew offers a public apology for some less-than-flattering things he said about a cool young man on yesterday's show. Plus, Luke is tempted to adopt a Chihuahua from hell that is looking for a new home. And they pay tribute to the erstwhile ArcLight Cinema in Hollywood, which was a special place for them both.

Luke is disappointed to learn that TBTL has once again been overlooked by a prestigious podcast award, but Andrew offers a silver lining. Also, will we all be wearing robotic exoskeletons in 5 years? Let's hope so.

Luke and Andrew say goodbye to a good friend who IS NOT DYING but taking an exciting new path in life. Plus, today's installment of Drops of St2pider will leave you petrified and hungry.

Luke and Andrew discover that Lil Nas X's satanic sneakers may be losing value while Nike tries to recall them? They suspect J.G. Wentworth might have something to do with it.  DROPS OF ST2PIDER: MATCHUP #3 Blue Angels vs Looking for Pokémon VOTE FOR YOUR PICK HERE

Andrew fills-in Luke about his big Vaccination Day activities, and Luke is in love with a special moment during a Met's broadcast. Plus, there's a ketchup emergency in the U.S., and the TBTL Drops of Stupider contest continues with matchup #2 (vote below!) DROPS OF ST2PIDER: MATCHUP #2 TBTL Prince tribute vs Sploooch The Diarrhea Turtle VOTE FOR YOUR PICK HERE!

Luke is reeaaally leaning into his inner 11 year-old, and it's not a problem at all, thank you very much. Plus, he and Andrew kick off this year's Drops of St2pider contest for listeners to vote on their favorite TBTL moments of all time. (Link for voting is below!) DROPS OF ST2PIDER: ROUND ONE Today's matchup pits the TBTL Cereal show up against the live Minnesota State Fair episode. VOTE FOR YOUR PICK HERE!

Chet Haze's attempts to create a "White Boy Summer" are...problematic. Plus, a weird SNL skit gives Andrew the giggles, and listeners call-in with stories of people cutting in front of them in line (and how they handled it.)

Luke and Andrew finally address an awkward moment in their friendship that they'd never discussed before. They also take a moment to remember how funny It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is while discussing their body image issues.