Tbtl- Too Beautiful To Live

Luke is bracing for this weekend's intense heat wave while Andrew is not taking it seriously enough. Plus, a mysterious elephant migration is fascinating China, people are getting worse at The Price Is Right, and why ketchup bottles are biased against hot dogs.

Turns out, Luke's mispronunciation of a reporter's name might have been the best thing to happen to TBTL in weeks. Plus, a British man breaks the record for M&M stacking (but there's a twist!), and Luke was very, very right about something, according to the Tens of listeners. 

The New York TImes uses DNA tests to try to determine if Subway tuna sandwiches actually contain tuna...but the headlines don't tell the full story. Plus, Paul Rudd takes one last shot at fooling Conan O'Brien with his Mac and Me gag.

Andrew is officially a White Claw guy now. So, watch out, world. Plus, it turns out that people really, really, really dislike Jeff Bezos. And defensive lineman Carl Nassib becomes the first NFL player to come out as gay. 

Andrew comes into the show with some "hot slime energy", while Luke grapples with some travel regrets. Plus, a national chicken wing shortage has restaurants scrambling, and a mistake by an HBO intern gets everyone talking about their most embarrassing workplace moments. 

Luke has some intense experiences trying to eat sushi in Portland. Plus, a guy has to spend 24 hours in a Waffle House after losing a bet, but it seems like he's being a little extra about it. And turns out, Peter Falk had to help quell a Columbo-related uprising in Romania.

Andrew comes in hot with a story about the law making process in Washington State, forever changing the editorial direction of TBTL

Andrew has a question about strip clubs that he doesn't really want answered. Plus, he and Luke recall the awful times in their lives when they slept through their alarms and found themselves late for work. And crayfish are doing stupid things after getting high off the antidepressants that humans are peeing out. 

An 84 year old farmer finds himself an unlikely ASMR YouTube star, even though he doesn't really know what YouTube is. Plus, science can explain why you probably hate the sound of your own voice.

NBC shuts down its "Ultimate Slip & Slide" show due to an "explosive diarrhea outbreak" that sounds like an "absolute nightmare." Plus, Jeff Bezos' plan to "travel to space" leaves Luke "wanting more."

Luke and Andrew continue to burn-up the podcast charts with a lengthy conversation about toothpicks and dental floss. Plus, an important update on Luke's formerly favorite tweet, and Jeffrey Toobin takes to the airwaves again, for better or worse.

Luke has scribbled down so many things he wants to talk about today, his show sheet "looks like Post Malone's face." First on the docket? The best tweet ever tweeted by a truck stop.

Luke and Andrew keep TBTL young and hip today with some fresh conversations about Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, and Mama's Family. Plus, the FBI's scheme to take down an international cartel is the stuff of movies.

A fascinating article in the New Yorker has Luke contemplating getting a robot cat as a pet. Plus, the reviews are in: TBTL apparently has a Yelp page?

Andrew is gearing up for a big scary day at the finger doctor's office, and Luke is sorting out his feelings about Bo Burnham's groundbreaking Netflix special. Plus, Luke stumbles on an astounding story from 2018 that Andrew thinks they've talked about before.

Airlines may have to stop serving booze on flights since passengers are getting so rowdy. And Luke and Andrew are surprisingly okay with that.

Luke and Andrew dive deep into their feelings after Andrew returns to his gym for the first time since the pandemic and Luke meets some Buff Dads. Plus, a heroic Spanish teenager digs his own hangout cave after getting into an argument with his parents.

Andrew purchased an item yesterday that no reasonable person has purchased since 2002, and he's excited for it to arrive. Plus, the coolest teen in California fights a bear to protect her dogs.

Luke is a little worried that he was too rude to his apartment property managers online, and Andrew has to visit "the bowels of hell" to retrieve a mysterious package. Plus, it would appear that movie-going audiences are ready to hit theaters again, possibly without masks. 

Luke and Andrew make it back home after their TBTL-a-Thon adventures, but their travels did not go exactly as planned.