Tbtl- Too Beautiful To Live

Forget "Bones or No Bones", Luke and Andrew realize they're playing a game called "Brains or No Brains" every time they turn on their mics. And today they have No Brains. They also get around to discussing the fascinating "Bad Art Friend" story that riled everyone up recently.

Luke and Andrew find their beloved Seahawks at 2-5 with another painful loss last night. They also try to remember way back to last Thursday's Browns win over Denver.

Andrew receives a gift from a listener in an unusual way. Luke regrets buying chowder coffee at the airport. And listener Harper calls back to give some context to her recent misdemeanor.

Luke and his friends ended up accidentally hacking the mainframe this weekend, raising a moral conundrum. Plus, it turns out we're all just waiting to find out if we're going to have a Bones Day or a No Bones Day.

Luke has an absolute NIGHTMARE of a morning in New York City with a story that has Andrew's blood running cold. Plus, a plan to save a bunch of dogs using drones goes sideways when "The A-Team" shows up. (Today's intro tape via Chris Fleming)

Luke is in New York City, where he is recruiting new TBTL listeners one at a time. Plus, some research shows that ambulance sirens may cause more harm than good.

Luke and Andrew realize at the last minute that they can open the phone lines and take calls from listeners. So they do! Plus, Luke is shocked to hear that Andrew had a college radio show. 

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh And Doormat, which Andrew hopes smells okay for him. Plus, the highest-paid state employee in Washington just lost his job over a vaccination mandate. And a listener calls in with a fascinating story about breaking the law and getting caught.

Luke and Andrew lick their wounds after a couple of devastating losses for their beloved football teams this weekend.

Luke and Andrew discuss the rules of self-checkout kiosks at the grocery store and why Andrew is now on the wrong side of the law. Plus, a pack of zebra are on the loose in Maryland, and one zealous TV reporter thinks this is the story that will make him famous.

Andrew confesses to some embarrassing Twitter-related action this morning. Luke can relate. Plus, why you should never ask to see the chef at a restaurant, and other TBTL advice. 

Luke and Andrew discover "the worst video game ever created," which leads Andrew to a new obsession. Plus, is Stephen King out here just making up words like "orlesque"?

Luke's interview with a film director suffers some technical setbacks. Meanwhile, Andrew accidentally put on his Good Socks today, even though he didn't need to. And "Power Out Linda" sets the record straight regarding her role on TBTL. 

Luke and Andrew are surprised to learn that a sixth iteration of Home Alone is coming to theaters, and that it features some of their favorite comedians. Plus, Paul McCartney continues to make headlines, this time by negging the Rolling Stones.

Luke and Andrew brace for the future after the Seahawks lost their game...and their quarterback. And the Browns suffer a painful, high-scoring loss to Justin Herbert's L.A. Chargers. 

Luke stumbled on one of the weirdest, most fascinating stories about a rock band that he's ever heard. It involves "Fake Zombies." Plus, Paul McCartney says he didn't break up The Beatles. 

A San Francisco sandwich shop is eliciting a lot of confusion with its latest commercial. Plus, Luke blew out his voice again last night, and Andrew's excited to see 4 Non-Blondes back in the headlines.

Andrew has jumped head-first into the surveillance game, and it's paying off. Sort of. Plus, Luke's awkward exchange in an elevator forces him to adopt a British accent from this day forward.

William Shatner is going to space, but he's still a jerk. And the results of this year's Fat Bear contest creates an uproar. And listener Dave mark's this year's Trucktober festivities with a special poem.

Andrew's adventures in plumbing go predictably sideways. Plus, Facebook, Instagram, and all their related products shut down for most of yesterday. Maybe that's a good thing?