Dork Trek

Keiko causes a religious uproar with the Bajorans based on her school teachings

Kira has a war criminal on her hands. Or does she?

A coup is brewing on DS9 lead by Kira

Lwaxana Troy wants to bang Odo and Sisko wants in

The holodeck comes alive so something.

Some stupid old man will not leave his crappy house on a moon that will be destroyed in order to make engry for Bajor. Also, bolts.

A moon of danzig looking dudes fight a war where they cannot die

Surprsingly not about the VH1 unplugged style music show. Might have been a better episode if it was. The Tom Waits episode was awesome

Odo gets tricked by a murderer into believing his cousin is a neckless

The crew looks back at their broadcasting history and decides they are great. there was much rejoicing

Quark is picked to to be the most powerful Ferengi but he finds the new position troubling

Quark cheats a group of space rednecks from the Gamma quadrant and Sisco and gang pay the price

A space murderer inhabits the brain of Julian. also Butts are for pooping. Trust me it is worth it

Young hot Dax is arrested and accused of murder because old ugly Dax banged some lady

Q shows up and gets knocked the F out

I am Tosk

A mysterious virus infects the crew of DS9 making them say wacky stuff

We meet a former Bajoran terrorist who looks like Corey Hart and we find out he too will never surrender

We take a week off of DS9 to review the classic first episode of the Twilight Zone Where is Everybody

Some shady dude gets killed as the crew tries to defend Odo. Also Mrs. Obrein continues to be annoying