Brown-eyed Jewnicorn

Hannah and uber talented, funny, writer/comedian/improviser Carly Heiser recap and unpack the burning pile of antifeminist 80's trash that is the vintage RDJ & Molly Ringwald flick "The Pick-up Artist"! They pretty much hate the entire film, and have a cleansing conversation about why!

Hannah and her gal pal Kelly Jean talk all about her exciting new business venture Cookie Jar. She tells all about the positive benefits of cannabis, her process, her amazing business partner Killian, future ideas for the company, and even reveals some super chic baking secrets! Be sure to follow her at @cookiejar.la on Instagram for more access to her "high" quality edibles!

Hannah and her pal Ben Siegmund take a deep dive into the cinematic masterpiece that is the early 2000s hit Center Stage! They discuss the killer soundtrack, Zoe Saldana's onscreen debut, why Maureen's mom is actually the worst, and the Cooper Nielsen/Jody Sawyer choices of their own lives.

Hannah is coming at you from the end of her first really horrendous week in Los Angeles! She tells the tale of how one overdrawn account wrecked her attitude of gratitude and ultimately led her to madness, and what she did next! Spoiler alert: There were edibles and Kanye West.

Hannah and actress/girl crush/roommate Kelly Rook Daly go on a deep dive into the aspirational masterpiece that is The Hills. They delve into Lauren's signature style, celebrate Heidi's iconically sassy coworker Elodie (JUSTICE FOR ELODIE!), and discuss profound matters of the heart... i.e. which brand of douchebag do you prefer, Brody Jenner or Justinbobby?

During one of the most grisly hangovers of her entire life, Hannah and hilarious actor Joey Rudman talk all things Nicholas Sparks films. They unpack the quintessential Sparks formula, TRY to pick their favorite Sparks film, and touch on Hannah's undying love for Shane West. They also briefly chat about celeb sightings in LA and Joey tells the mortifying tale of his encounter with Drew Barrymore!

Hannah and hilarious improviser/actress Chelsea Debaise unpack a TV show that played a pivotal role in their adolescence: Lizzie Mcguire. The gals discuss whether or not Lizzie is a horrible person, demand justice for Miranda in the movie, and wonder what in the world ever happened to Lizzie's OG crush Danny Kessler!

Hannah has a sit-down with her BFF, makeup artist & influencer Becky Habersberger! They discuss Becky's recent birthday, makeup trends, and tell bone-chilling tales about the bad jeans they wore at their old serving job.

In this solo mini-sode, Hannah recounts the tale of her and her cat Lillian's travels to her new home in Los Angeles. It was hard. It was gross. There was cat poo involved. She also gets real hippie-dippy about the universe at work and the notion of gratitude. Listen!

Just before her LA move, Hannah and celeb stylist and fashion expert Eric Himel (US Weekly "Fashion Police", Giuliana & Bill, Windy City Live!), talk all things style, fashion and of course, LA! Eric gives us his "Himelisms" on fashion trends, Met Gala hits and misses, and the professional benefits of boldly being yourself!

From the sweaty bowels of packing/allergy hell, Hannah talks about why moving is well... the worst, recaps her recent trip to ISU, attempts to adopt an LA state of mind with grandiose ideas for her vision board, and finally chats about the drunken blast she had at her best friend's wedding.

In a very relaxed, zen, pre-move headspace, from the floor of Hannah's packed up apartment, Hannah is joined by her best friend George's FABULOUS alter ego Debbie! Debbie dishes on her lifestyle as a modern Southern woman, gives advice on how to live your best life, and the gals indulge in a little too much communion wine, y'all!

Hannah is back on anxiety meds and FEELING HERSELF! She touches on Real Housewives of NYC and her passionate love for Luann, discusses her very unhip opinions towards Coachella and music festivals in general, and tells the tale of her meeting with the irritatingly beautiful Kristin Cavallari!​

Hannah and her long time pal Ashlyn recount their genius collegiate writing endeavors, social awkwardness in *~the industry~* and Hannah's recent date with a hot person! Also, prayers for Hannah's cat Lillian and the polyps in her ears! You can venmo her at LILLIAN-EARS-10. (Jk.)

Hannah has a sit-down with legendary comedic goddess and cabaret performer Maureen Sandiego! The gals discuss being women in comedy, raging against societal limitations, and how to handle crippling insecurity… even when you're a STAR!

In this episode, Hannah discusses her recent trip to Indiana, the Drag Race All Stars 3 Finale, The Godfather, and giving yourself credit where credit is due. Also, this episode was recorded on March 22nd, Hannah's mom's birthday, so it is dedicated to her; Laura Bartosz Dinelli.

Hannah is joined by the gorgeous and fabulous queen Trannika Rex to sip some bubbles and spill the tea! They discuss Trannika's style, how to deal with haters, drag show/gay bar etiquette (bachelorette parties, take notes) and OF COURSE, Drag Race!

Hannah is joined by her hilarious big sis to explore the tropical nightmare that is MTV's SIESTA KEY! They break down all the characters in detail, pay homage to the OG of the OC (Laguna Beach because duh), and examine some grisly hypothetical questions. ​

Hannah is joined by Jenny Patinkin-- business owner, beauty expert, celeb makeup artist, and the bestselling author of "Lazy Perfection: The Art of Looking Great Without Really Trying"! They cover everything from beauty trends, to motherhood, to bat mitzvahs, to the Lazy Perfection approach to makeup. Listen up and take some notes, OKAY?!

In this solo episode, Hannah delves into her This is Us journey, the reboot of Queer Eye, her extremely brave, noble battle with Postmates, and her DEEPLY unsoothing tarot card reading! ​