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In this week's episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah recaps some recent Not Aspirational happenings in life and pop culture, shares some current bingeable faves, and gives advice on how to channel your highest self, access your hot girl energy, and balance people pleasing during big life events! Follow Hannah across platforms @HannahAaronBrown Listen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic! Hannah's Current Faves:  The Cult of Body And Soul Between Friends Love Life on Netflix Trousdale Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at ⁠NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com⁠! 

This week, Hannah is joined by the founder and CEO of Abortion Positivity Project, Sophie Nir! The gals discuss the importance of destigmatizing abortion, how to have productive conversations about it, and the political landscape around reproductive rights (SPOILER ALERT: abortion is a bipartisan issue!). They also touch on the media's role in abortion conversations, how to show up for your friends, and practice abortion positivity. Finally, Sophie shares where to get the best bolognese/meatballs in New York City (because duality, honey!).  Learn more about Abortion Positivity Project: https://www.abortionpositivity.com/ Follow Abortion Positivity Project on Instagram: @AbortionPositivity Where to get the best meatball in NYC: Rubi Rosa, https://www.rubirosanyc.com/ Where to get the best bolognese in NYC: Arthur & Sons: https://arthurandsonsnyc.com/ Abortion Positive Books & TV Shows: You're the Worst, Girls, Evenings & Weekends, The Rachel Incident Follow Hannah across platforms @HannahAaronb

In this very special BIRTHDAY EPISODE, Hannah recaps her millennial-tastic birthday weekend, unpacks her existential dread, and touches on current pop culture events including but not limited to: Sydney Sweeney's controversial American Eagle Ad, the Billy Joel documentary, and Jax's recent departure from The Valley! Listen to Hannah & Jake on Dee is for Drama!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-get-jealous-with-hannah-aaron-brown-jake-relic/id1782017686?i=1000718425121 Listen to Hannah on Everything Iconic!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/and-just-like-that-pipes-deodorant/id1279562874?i=1000718929101 Follow Hannah across platforms @ HannahAaronbrown Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Send us an email at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

This week, Hannah chats with her gal pals and the hosts of the hit history podcast Right Answers Mostly, Tess Bellomo and Claire Donald! Inspired by the 2004 Vanessa Carlton song "White Houses", the girlies dive into their nostalgic summer stories of young love, coming of age, and finding themselves. Get an ice cream cone, roll the windows down, and get ready to celebrate girlhood, because WE'RE GOING THERE, HONEY! Follow Tess & Claire!: @RightAnswersMostly, @TessBellomo, @ClaireJDonald Listen to Right Answers Mostly wherever you get your podcasts! Follow Hannah!: @HannahAaronBrown Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the podcast at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

This week, Hannah sits down with actor, writer, and intimacy coordinator Sydneey René Cox to talk all things boundaries.. Sydney unpacks the art of saying no, how to spot fawning behavior, break out of people-pleasing patterns, and start advocating for yourself (without having a menty b). Whether you're dealing with an open floor plan at work(!!!!), a codependent friend, or a toxic ex, this episode is your permission slip to speak up. Because nothing is hotter than having boundaries!  HELPFUL LINKS! Follow Sydney René Cox on Instagram @SydneyReneCox!  Brene Brown: Sympathy vs. Empathy  Brene Brown's Vulnerability Ted Talk OTHER INFO: Follow Hannah across platforms @ HannahAaronbrown Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Send us an email at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com! 

In this particularly unhinged episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah touches on her missteps during a Fourth of July visit to KC, makes a strong case for "the annoying tax", goes OFF about TikTok's "Princess Treatment" conversation, and more!  Shop Hannah's Athleta Storefront Upcoming Standup Shows: Lawless Brewing - 7/13 Hollywood Comedy - 7/19 Yamashiro Hollywood - 7/22 Listen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic!  Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on all platforms  Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

This week, Hannah discusses a transformative trip to Chicago for her college reunion, reflects on personal growth, the evolution of friendships, and the importance of just being f*cking NICE! She also cries over Tiny Chef's recent cancellation, reframes what it means to "be impressive", and talks about how to be the coolest person in an airport lounge!  SAVE TINY CHEF!!! Hannah's New Athleta Storefront Upcoming Standup Shows: Hollywood Comedy - 7/19 Yamashiro LA - 7/22 Listen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic!  Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on all platforms!

HEY WORMY WORMERS! IT'S WELLNESS CHECK WEDNESDAY! This week, Hannah harnesses her unhinged and mostly healed perspective to discuss maintaining your mojo when you live with your sig other, feeling hot when your body changes, jealousy, and more! Follow @HannahAaronBrown on TikTok, IG, and Substack! ⁠⁠ Listen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic! Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

This week we're talking all things HOT GIRL SUMMER 2025!!! From fashion to beauty trends and upcoming music and movies, Hannah covers it all. She also recounts a harrowing tale from her luteal phase, discusses why she's triggered by the mass influencer exodus from LA and weighs in on Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover!  Shop Hannah's Faves from the Episode!:  Beauty Must-Haves Summer Fashion & Jewelry Creators:  Allison Bornstein KJ Johnsen Jen Knows BestMeg Sircar Olivia_Sara23 Hot Girl Brands:  NST Studio Bag Crap Kingstreet Studios Common Ace Listen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic! Follow Hannah on TikTok, Instagram, and Youtube @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

 ​​In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah discusses being hot for her upcoming college reunion, reflects on the importance of gratitude, and shares her thoughts on Rachel Zoe joining the RHOBH cast! She also encourages social media stalking with reckless abandon, and celebrates her obsession with f*cked up smut. #Credence Listen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic! Follow Hannah on TikTok, Instagram, and Youtube @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by friend of the pod, content creator, comic and host of the hit podcast Who Asked Me, Selle Brooks to discuss the harrowing tales of their experiences in hospitality! They discuss the unhinged tales of their restaurant jobs and don't hold back, covering everything from juicy workplace gossip to hungover brunch shifts, and even why hooking up with managers is in fact NOT the move! Enjoy the episode, and don't ask us to watch the Bear.  FOLLOW SELLE!: Listen to Selle's podcast Who Asked Me!  Instagram: @WhoAskedSelle, @WhoAskedMePodcast TikTok: @WhoAskedSelle Youtube: @WhoAskedSelle Check out Hannah's guest appearance this week on Right Answers Mostly to talk about Lena Dunham's GIRLS!  Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack, Youtube) Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!  TIMESTAMPS: Welcome & Paige's new sleepwear line DAPHNE! 0:00 - 7:00 Harrowing Hosp

IT'S OFFICIALLY SUMMER and Hannah is both thrilled and crashing out over it! This week, she discusses the unfair pressure to be both social AND hot in the summer, navigating loneliness, making boundaries, and using your inner child as your summer spirit guide. She also discusses Jonathan Bailey's appearance in the new Jurassic Park movie, her eternal love for Steve Madden, and more!  Check out Hannah on Bitch is Better! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack) Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by friends of the pod Sloane Steele and Zach Mellen from Mummy Dearest Podcast to discuss an unhinged variety of topics including but not limited to Sloane's recent boob lift, TikTok gossip, and the dark but hilarious truths of being children of divorce! They also celebrate the criminally underrated 90's coming-of-age film Simon Birch, and in this week's GROW UP! segment, Zach and Sloane share a shocking revelation! Follow Zach and Sloane at @MummyDearestPodcast, @ZachMellen and @IAmSloaneSteele, and check out their podcast Mummy Dearest wherever you get your pods!  Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack) Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!  TIMESTAMPS: Welcome & catching up - 0:00 - 8:46 TikTok gossip - 8:47 - 30:11 Children of divorce nostalgia - 30:12 - 52:27 Random hypotheticals  - 52:28 - 55:33 GROW UP! & loveyoubye!!! - 55:34 - End

In this episode, Hannah talks about finding ease and creativity, and reflects on her Mother's Day crashout and recent music festival experience! She also recaps her sister's visit to LA, touches on the #ChicagoPope, weighs in on Tinx & Lexi's tense WWHL appearance, and tells the harrowing tale of her brush with diarrhea at The Americana! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack) Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!  TIMESTAMPS: Welcome & a vibey new hot girl mantra - 0:00 - 4:15 Finding play in adulthood - 4:16 - 5:36 Mother's Day recap - 5:37 - 10:01 Pop culture & random thoughts - 10:02 - 23:32 Sister time recap & signs from beyond! - 23:33 - 35:02 GROW UP!, closing comments and loveyoubye! - 35:03 - End

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah discusses the emotional waves surrounding holidays like Mother's Day and Father's Day, offering insights on coping with grief and sadness. She also dissects the difference between "sexy nude" and "hospital nude", freaks out over Charli XCX's social media mind games, and introduces her 'Sad Girl Itinerary': an agenda to help the not aspirational community navigate difficult days with a mix of structure, flexibility, self-care, and community support. Hang in there hot girls: you're not alone!  Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack) Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!  TIMESTAMPS: Welcome, Not Aspirational Story Time & Lorde/Brat Summer 2.0 - 0:00 - 13:57 GROW UP! - 13:58 - 17:18 Vulnerability Time!!! - 17:19 - 18:28 Sad Girl Itinerary for Difficult Days - 18:29 - 32:00 Closing comments and loveyoubye! - 32:01 - End

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by friend, author, actor, and host of Everything Iconic Danny Pellegrino for a Not Aspirational catch up! They discuss their shared Midwestern roots, how (quite frankly) everything is a nightmare right now, and complain about everything from the entertainment industry to Whole Foods to fast food culture! They also touch on navigating life in your thirties and share their hopes for the upcoming season of And Just Like That! No timestamps because in true Hannah and Danny fashion, we did not stay on any topic for more than 2 minutes at a time! Follow Danny across platforms @DannyPellegrino! Watch full episodes on Youtube!  Subscribe to Hannah's Substack  Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack) Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is feeling particularly low AND unhinged. She discusses the super unfair challenges of adult responsibilities and recounts the humiliating experience of almost being scammed online. She also tells the tale of her harrowing experience watching The Valley premiere at Jax's Studio City, and tries to salvage the vibes by offering practical tips on how to feel empowered in the workplace! TIMESTAMPS: Welcome! - 0:00 - 2:09 Not Aspirational story time/vent sesh - 2:10 - 21:20 How to feel empowered in the workplace - 21:22 - 38:17 GROW UP & Loveyoubye! - 38:18 - End Watch full episodes on Youtube!  Subscribe to Hannah's Substack  Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack) Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah shares her thoughts on her irrational fear of accidentally going live while taking a sh*t, self-tanning tips, and her intentions of having the ultimate Brat summer starting now. She also touches on pop culture events like the return of The Valley, Coachella, and Katy Perry's recent insufferable adventure to outer space!  TIMESTAMPS: A very chaotic welcome!  - 0:00 - 6:58 Housekeeping! - 6:59 - 8:37 Pop Culture stuff - 8:38 - 26:45 GROW UP! - 26:46 - 30:33 Closing remarks + LOVEYOUBYE! - 30:34 - End TIX FOR UPCOMING STANDUP SHOWS:  ⁠4/20: Haha Comedy Club⁠ Watch full episodes on ⁠Youtube⁠!  Subscribe to Hannah's ⁠Substack ⁠ Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack) Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at ⁠NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com⁠! 

In this week's episode, host Hannah is joined by friend of the pod and host of Bitch is Better Raven James to discuss group chats, old jobs, girls dinner etiquette AND MORE! They also delve into the importance (or lack thereof) of job titles and LinkedIn, TikTok drama, and why sometimes it's okay (and in fact necessary) to be a liiiittle b*tchy.  TIMESTAMPS: Welcome & A Sensible Crash Out - 0:00 - 9:50 Apple's New Scheduling Text Message Feature - 9:51 - 13:00 "The Group Chat" & Girls Night Out Etiquette - 13:01 - 20:07 Group Chat Etiquette & Toxic Jobs - 20:08 - 30:01 Raging Against LinkedIn!!!! - 30:02 - 32:22 Friend or Opp?- 32:23 - 36:26 The VIP List, Semma, & Rage Bait - 36:27 - 40:46 Sh*dowB*anned & Bummer Moods 40:47 - 43:27 GROW UP!: Seggualizing Food & Drinks - 43:28 - 47:40 Outro & LOVEYOUBYE! - 47:41 - End HELPFUL LINKS: ⁠Follow Raven @ MainlyRaven⁠ ⁠Listen to Raven's Podcast Bitch is Better! ⁠ Watch full episodes on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠!  Subscribe to Hannah's ⁠⁠Substack ⁠⁠ Fo

In this episode of 'Not Aspirational,' host Hannah reflects on a recent not aspirational moment in a gift shop, discusses the concept of 'falling asleep boyfriends,' pop culture happenings, and salivates over the excitement of planning a college reunion. Finally, she gives her two cents on what makes people annoying and what makes people hot!  TIMESTAMPS: OHMYGODHI!  - 0:00 - 2:13 Not Aspirational Anecdotes & Falling Asleep Boyfriends - 2:14 - 11:57 Pop Culture Catch Up - 11:58 - 31:25 What Makes Already Annoying People More Annoying - 31:26 - 41:01 What Makes People Hot - 41:02 - 46:20 Closing thoughts and loveyoubye! - 46:21 - End TIX FOR UPCOMING STANDUP SHOWS:  4/20: Haha Comedy Club Watch full episodes on Youtube!  Subscribe to Hannah's Substack  Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack) Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!