Pot Topic Podcast

We are 1 year old today. The 15th February signals us maturing into a more sensible show...hmm...screw that. Who wants to hear our hosts’ favourite clips? Most of them include balls or fannies and of course they are all puerile to the extreme. ENJOY!   Thank you to all our community contributors for their topics over the last year. We really couldn’t do this show without you.   The hosts would like to thank all our listeners too. We’ll be back with a normal issue next week.    Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on our site   Intro & Outro Music Credit: “Meatball Parade” Kev

We're in the new studio! In between punching the mic stands, we deal with the afterlife's new DJ, a good Trumping, bin jousting, masturbatory moments, the power of suggestion, late grandmother abuse, Tom Jones, and the finish of with books and TV and shit.   Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan, Dave Vincent, Shit Stirrer Inc & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Heather   Musical Interlude: Talanas - Nothing Changes talanas.org facebook.com/talanasband twitter.com/talanasband   Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on

It’s the very last recording at the SAWmill so of course we churn over the rampaging herds of snails, dissonant cinnamon synonyms, hanging out the back of waitresses, Tabasco tampons, power cones, queuing, interstellar corporate espionage and sitting around a bit.   Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Aussie Dan, Chris Howitzerbug, Rikard & Dave Vincent for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Daz, Eddie, Jonny with De’Ola & Andy in rotation.   Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on our site   Intro & Outro Music Credit: “Meatball Par

It's Taran's Birthday, so of course the gang talk about bath hickies, ceiling sex, rectal misadventures, bedtime rug-burn, Stephen Fry sex sandwiches, and then finish off with some ill-considered, drunken idealism.   Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan, Big Al & Dave for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Beth, Darren & Heather.   Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on our site   Intro & Outro Music Credit: “Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3

Community member 'Ozzie' Dan joins us to make this almost entirely unfestive festive episode a little less festive as we discuss anthropodermic bibliopegy, why you'd want to sell magical weapons, the Darren Vatican, waking up in Rochester, making out with the devil, Gunwoks, Tom getting a response, the famous Eastend/ Sheffield accent, and Planet Tiki. Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard & Aussie Dan for their topics. Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, De’Ola, Andy, Daz & community guest Aussie Dan. Musical Interlude 1: Beth Ryan - No One Will Hear Listen to the track on Soundcloud - bethryanmusic.com - Instagram Musical Interlude 2: Atlas Bound - Landed On Mars Buy the track on iTunes - Facebook - Twitter - Instagram Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend Go read more about the book and link to buy here Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopic

We went to the land of ice, fire, and troll bastards, and all focus largely on drinking, driving, and dicks. Apologies for this issue’s theme tune. You have been warned.    Hosts this issue are Taz, Heather & De’Ola.    Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on our site

As the winter begins to draw in, the crew sits down with two bottles of Glasgow's "finest" and tackle the drunken state, the macabre and the horrible, rimming old people, breakfast sandwich tensions, and finish with an ear into the podcaster's studio.   Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, Big Al & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Beth, Hal, Andy & De’Ola.    Musical Interlude: Orangafruüp - Trippples Grab the full album now at http://www.orangafruup.com/   Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on our site   Intro & Outro 

The ante is fully upped this issue as we sit down with a total of 2.5 litres of top shelf goodness and cover Randy Quaid dry-banging Rupert Murdoch in swimwear, the whale g-spot, terminal Venga Bus, an Owelian drinking solution, cum bins, Jesuinnits, Topic Gremlins, grass roots America bashing, Tiki's prayer, impossible Karaoke, and skid marks with a half-life.   Thank you to our community contributors the mysterious “Me”, Captain Sickbeard, Big Al, Heather & Sophie for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, De’Ola, Heather & Daz.    Musical Interlude: Tobias Court - The Flood Above My Feet https://soundcloud.com/tobias-court https://www.facebook.com/Tobias-1544909889061763   Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook:

You all asked for it, so here's all you need to know about clothes swapping, Willy Wonka's cum wall, host homelessness, the apocalypse slush fund, shower beef, making Kim Jong Un squeal, busting the festi-cherry, the laws of acceptable casual rascism (revisited), and gladitorial beauty.   Thank you to our community contributors the mysterious “Me”, Captain Sickbeard, Big Al, Heather & Sophie for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, De’Ola, Chris, Eddie & Kel.    Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/   Chris /HowtizerBug’s Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our "Communi

Happy All Hallows Day! With the season of horror behind us, the team are choosing to focus on the cheerier aspects of life, such as the apocalypse, half a toddler, the eradication of all things cinnamon Danish, Nicholas Cage, a dead man's legacy, pantomimes, botched head transplants, bulging pucks of fermented hell fish, and Millwall supporters. Youtube's own HowtizerBug joins for a quick bit of doom chanting.   Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard & Rikard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Kel, Andy & Beth.   Tom would like to apologise for getting so drunk he turned into a bit of a plank that made no sense what so ever. Joke’s on him, hope you find it funny.   Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/   Chris /HowtizerBug’s Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Ema

In which the crew watches all the original Evil Dead movies to celebrate Halloween, shout “got wood?” a lot, reminisce on past scares, taunt The Devil Tree, ‘80s boob, ignoring plot holes & continuity errors because we are biased, discuss the dark story Mr Hanky: Origins, sappy seconds, Air B&BDSM, where is your Johnny Knoxville now, Bruce Campbell’s influence on Pop music, realisation that we can’t podcast (we’re a punkcast with a broken mic cable) & avoid answering whether The Evil Dead movies are comedy or horror movies.   And Taran’s released his novella on the Amazon Kindle Store! Go read more about the book and buy more here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/   Groovy.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Eddie, Hal, Gregg, Beth & Ewan (& Daz a bit).   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast

In which an entire nation must suffer for our terrible joke, we fail to generate profit, hollow out and take a shit in the underlying principle of Harry Potter, Interstellar, and Disney, moot a Brian Blessed powered spacecraft, and enjoy being the progeny of awesome.   Sorry it’s a few days late. Life got in the way a bit for Tom this week. Back to regular release date next issue.   Thank you to our community contributors Dave Vincent & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taran, Kel, Andy, De’Ola & Daz.   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on our site   Intro & Outro Music Credit: “Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See site for mo

This week we use considerably less than 140 characters (there are in fact just 6 of us #Lol #GetOut #BadJokeYourLifeIsForfeit) to really get into the nitty-gritty of not being mainstream, some apicle human achievements, dealing with the ends of worlds, Tom's face, a difficult 10 minutes, The inimitable Mr. -[REDACTED]-, and Jackov's Lollipop.   Thank you to our community contributors Dan, Rikard & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taran, Beth, Kel, Daz & Eddie.   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on our site   Intro & Outro Music Credit: “Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

In which the crew revel in a tub full of seamen, the quickest topic ever, hard ons and pith helmets, pooing on the moon, more Saxon sheaths than you can shake an incensed American soccer mom at, a mire of our own nerdiness, the necrobow, bovine Braille, mortuary body sushi, extreme digital break prog, and Alex's nap-time. Brought to you by maple whiskey bacon.   Thank you to our community contributors Dave Vincent, Heather, Dan, Jamesssss, Captain Sickbeard & Rikard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taran, Andy, Kel, De'Ola, Eddie & Alex.   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: @pottopicpodcast or why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on our site   Intro & Outro Music Credit: “Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

The PTP community throws everything they have at us, so we don our alco-armour and do combat with baconated vodka, cock preferences, your collective mothers, another Darren special, our own mortality, H.P. Lovecraft's birthday, an unfortunately immortal cat, somnolent noise pollution, Banksy instigated property hikes, and then discuss our own ultimate showdowns.   Thank you to our community contributors Sophie, Dave Vincent, Big Al, Darren, Aussie Dan, Jamesssss & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taran, Andy, Kel De'Ola & Daz   Land For Coz donation page: https://www.gofundme.com/LandforCoz/   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on our site   Intro & Outro Music Credit: “Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attributio

This time we're joined by our Istanbul correspondent to deal with a smoky pontiff, too much Kim Kardashian, the New Horizons of Bob, A brief sidebar on wasps, soap themes in odd places, the new master race, posterial synchronisation of brothers in-law, a trip to punderland, serious talk about humour, a long-in-the-pot topic, and then somehow end up talking about Star Trek/ Wars again.   Thank you to our community contributors Dave Vincent, Captain Sickbeard, Jamesssss, Big Al, & Mark B for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taran, Beth, Andy, Johnny & Hal   Musical Interlude: Johnathan Day performing “Tripolar” live-ish on the show: http://youtu.be/zfscdVavY7E   Jonathan Day's Links: Elsewhere Way (band): https://www.facebook.com/pages/Elsewhere-Way/445164185610208 That Crippled Space (poetry): https://thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com/ or https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jonathan-Day-Poetry/636512063062129   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope

Grab yo' steak knives and ready thine selves to enjoy some meaty loquacity as we deal with Quentin Tarantino's Bambi, tortured teachers, sick burns, suggestions for further reading, and an unexpected descent into broadcasting chaos.   Thank you to our community contributors Dave Vincent, Big Al & Darren for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taran, Beth, Andy & Hal.   Music Credits: “Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) & "Black Vortex" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com   Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: #pottopicpodcast & view our "Community Pics" on our site

Grab your guns and lock your doors as this time we delve into the Kawaii Illuminati, bovine skeet shooting, gay space babies, fucking puppets, a momentary diversion in fashion ethics, combining cider with surveyance, the bomb beneath Cornwall, ways into anime, Pot Topic Party Politic, and then finish off with proof that Taz isn't the only one prone to self induced trauma.   Thank you to our community contributors Big Al, Dan, Sophie, Darren, Haxxor, & Your Mum for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taran, Kel, Alex & De'Ola   Kawaii Illuminati - They are watching:  http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kawaii-illuminati.jpg     Music Credit: “Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast

In which the crew deal with the final topological fate of Bootsy Collins, a bit about balls, a bit about cocks, a hint of burgeoning guy love, the height of uncouthness, an interesting fact about cows, simple logical steps, ginnertime, The Karma Shatner, THE GAME, and the Pot Topic origin story.   Thank you to our community contributors Big Al, Jameszzzzz, Darren,  for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taran, Kel, Gregg & Ed. Musical Interlude: Pheeetus & Bobby - Demon Punk www.skankbagbeats.co.uk www.twitter.com/pheeetus www.facebook.com/PheeetusandBobby www.soundcloud.com/pheeetus   Tom's Creative Moment Links: www.pottopicpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/HeadGreebo-Come-Get-Some-Spaced.mp3 www.pottopicpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Matt-e-h.__HeadGreebo_-_You_Like_My_Balls.mp3   Music Credit: “Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com  

It's our first community special, so this time you've got no one to blame but yourselves as we delve into Muggle Quidditch, the Cage-Saddler uncertainty principle, a lesser known papal edict, the destructive potential of toilet seats, a genuine PTP Seal of Approval, Bill and Ben: Behind the Babbling, a fajita failure, pachyderm playtime, Kel's next project, a Croydon/Israel comparison, your next text tone, and Andy's dying wish.   Thank you to our community contributors Big Al, Darren, Rikard, Captain Sickbeard, Sophie & Dave Vincent for their topics.   Hosts this issue are Tom, Taran, Kel, De'Ola & Andy.   Music Credit: “Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com   Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com Twitter: @pottopicpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/pottopicpodcast Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com Instagram: #pottopicpodcast &