Roleyshow

A podcast with porpoise. About making widgets and have nothing else to do.

An afterschool special edition.  Only not.

Between sneezes, I talk about how I'm tired of the President tweeting from the shitter.

It's been a minute.  Let's catch up.   LINKS:   Maine Media http://mainemedia.edu Chincoteague Pony Swim http://www.assateagueisland.com/ponyswim/ponyswim.htm Patreon https://www.patreon.com/krisroley   Connect on social on FB, TW, IG, & Tumblr @krisroley and http://krisroley.com for all the things.

In the workplace, you're going to run into all kinds of people, and from time to time conflicts come up. So, what do you do when you have the kind of conflict that threatens to remove all professionalism from the workkplace?

If you’re anything like me, you’ve got a zillion ideas in your head, but the trouble is getting it out of your head and on paper.  That transition is the most painful experience, because not only do you not know how to start, you’re also fighting that monster that thinks that nothing you have inside you is worth anything, nobody will like it, and then there’s it’s twin brother, the monster that fights you bringing what’s inside you to the physical world.  It tells you there’s a Pay Per view on, and shouldn’t you be hosing down the cat or something?  That’s why your brain hates every single time you sit down to write, and you sit there staring at a clean white screen. Worse yet, you may have even had a sentence or two on there that you’ve deleted a million times because you (or the monsters) hate it...

 On deck, what’s a Sanctuary City?  Nordstrom and fake mud jeans in News of Why We’re Doomed, and No, Mr. Bond, I Expect you to DRIVE.   LINKS:   JUDGE BLOCKS TRUMP http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/25/sanctuary-cities-trump-judge-blocks-237597   O’REILLY/OBERNDORF http://pilotonline.com/news/o-reilly-brings-national-battle-over-fatal-wreck-to-mayor/article_57ed0e5b-40ce-56b7-bdb7-2c2c62ec53be.html   NORDSTROM ‘MUD JEANS” http://www.wxyz.com/news/national/nordstrom-sells-jeans-with-fake-mud-on-them-for-425   BOND CARS http://usa.thegentlemansjournal.com/definitive-list-bond-cars/

Hey, you sick twisted freaks, It's Tuesday April 25th.  On deck, I talk about an act that pathetic boychilds engage in, The return of Barack Obama, and why we encourage a certain level of douchery.     LINKS: HuffPo Australia: Stealthing   CNN: Obama Returns   YT: Phillip DeFranco Show/DaddyOFive   NYT: O'Reilly Out At Fox News

Episode 1 of The Year of the Rat. This is probably my most ambitious experiment. For the next year I'm literally going to turn myself into a lab rat as best I can, and I'm taking you with me through the maze. First up, one of the more important problems I'm having lately: Sleep. All the articles and things I mention in this episode can be found at http://pinterest.com/roleyshow/sleep We have a Patreon Page, and supporters get extra content like my ShowPrep and a Special Saturday Patreon only show. Go to http://patreon.com/krisroley for more details. If you like this, please leave a review on iTunes. It helps. Thanks. --Roley.

On this episode, I talk about my journey from being raised Catholic to rebelling against my Catholic faith, to Finding books like Das Energi to Way of The Peaceful Warrior, to the Dhammapada, to a year of studying the Self-help gurus, to Tim Ferriss, and finally, the Stoics.  

The best-laid plans of mice, The Week in Rebuke, Roy Earl helps us understand electoral dysfunction, Crushing Gases isn't what it's cracked up to be, and a talk about the Patreon thing and other things related to things and stuff. You can find us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook at krisroley. Find our podcast on iTunes, Stitcher, Overcast and Google Play and Soundcloud by looking for RoleyShow. Also, join our Patreon page at patreon.com/krisroley for bonus material like a pre-show, and a special Saturday show for patreon subscribers. Also, please consider shopping at Amazon using My Amazon Link. 

A good old fashioned Rantasm about what I saw over the weekend.  Enjoy!  

A derailed tale of a flared temper, A running tally of the Trumpocalypse, News from behind the lines of Uterine Warfare, and Fools on Parade.

Recorded just after Snowpocalypse 2017, Roley talks about dealing with snowstorms in the South where they're not always prepared to deal with it.   LINKS:    IT'S NEVER BEEN A NICE PLACE   Martin Shkreli got suspended from Twitter for being insufferable. http://www.theverge.com/2017/1/8/14205552/martin-shkreli-suspension-twitter-harassment-lauren-duca   Tucker Carlson, idiot.  http://www.newsweek.com/tucker-carlson-teen-vogue-writer-score-one-guest-536163   Why Women Aren't Welcome On The Internet https://psmag.com/why-women-aren-t-welcome-on-the-internet-aa21fdbc8d6#.s95fmvtyu   Anil Dash -- A Billion Dollar Gift for Twitter https://medium.com/startup-grind/a-billion-dollar-gift-for-twitter-8b3d541b9e1e#.jolncf34p     THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW Wikileaks comes out against leaks... https://newrepublic.com/minutes/139688/wikileaks-comes-leaks   ...then comes out for massive data collection. http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/twitter-blows-up-after-wikileaks-announces-online-database-of-verified-users/     TRUMPOC

Welcome to 2017.  I advise you to strap in, because this one is more than just blowing the rust out of the pipes.  I'm getting back into a personality-driven podcast, and it's going to be about one thing: where the show prep takes me.  I don't mind telling you this felt good.  While there aren't any comments on the site here, you can engage with me on social media at @krisroley on FB, Twitter, and Instagram.  Scroll to the bottom of the page for the links.  Let's have a great year.  --K LINKS: Roley, 2017 Edition: http://www.krisroley.com/blog/roley-2017-edition SNOW FLAKING, ACROSS THE UNIVERSE https://www.theguardian.com/money/2016/dec/31/french-workers-win-legal-right-to-avoid-checking-work-email-out-of-hours Simon Sinek On Millenials:  https://youtu.be/vudaAYx2IcE   ALL THE NEWS THAT'S PRINTED TO FIT   http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01/this-is-what-its-like-to-read-fake-news-for-two-weeks-214591 http://www.businessinsider.com/fake-news-left-liberal-problem-2016-12?op=1 http://www.snopes.com/p

Today, I thank you. 

Today, the talk is over.  It's time to act. 

Today we review it all. 

Today, we talk about the darkest day. 

Today is in the Nick of Time.