The Complete Guide To Everything

Bagels, bagels, bagels. This week we’re talking about the ol’ bready treat known as bagels. Toasted, untested, cream cheese, butter, New York-style, Montreal-style, we don’t shy away from any bagel-related topic. Also this week Tim discusses his trip to the magical Build Your Own Burger McDonalds that Tom visited a few weeks ago as well as his Valentine’s Day run-in with Rainbow Bagels.Also this week we celebrate the return of the Mundane Bucket List and we solve a listener problem involving a couple’s escalating prank war. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wonder what the tiny, child-versions of Tim & Tom wanted to be when they grew up? What were our hopes and our dreams? The answers may shock you.Also, Burger King announces it'll serve hot dogs, Tom has a question about the Super Bowl and we solve a problem about old love letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Tim and Tom are talking Groceries, something that neither of them thought to shop for until very recently. We're talking fruits, we're talking vegetables, are we talking meats? You're damn right we're talking meats. No stone is left unturned.Also this week we solve a listener's problem concerning how to make an acquaintance into a friend without being a real weirdo about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Questions about branding? You've come to the right place. This week we're talking about rebranding efforts: Radio Shack, Pizza Hut, Dr. Pepper and a bunch of other brands have switched things up in a misguided attempt to appeal to young folks, and all of them paid a terrible price for doing so. Can we rebrand The Complete Guide to Everything to appeal to a new, hip audience? But first, Tom takes a magical trip to a new McDonalds with a magical touch screen.Also, we solve a problem from a listener with a co-worker who is a boring drunk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a blizzard a-comin'! As we prepare for the biggest snow storm to hit NYC in decades, we're talking all things snow: childhood memories, panicked rushes on the supermarkets for bread and milk, and building disappointing snowmen. We also come up with a foolproof plan to avoid snowstorms altogether in the future. And in a new installment of Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems, we help out a chef who can't seem to keep her subordinates out of jail. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re talkin’ glasses. It turns out they’re not just for nerds anymore because now Tom needs them too. Mostly this is just an episode where Tom complains, first about the Post Office, then about the process of getting an eye exam and buying glasses. Also, Tim answers a lot of Tom’s burning questions about the ins and outs of glasses ownership. Then at the very end we talk about how everyone admirable has been dying lately and it’s really sad.This episode is brought to you by Loot Crate. Would you classify yourself as a geek, gamer or popculture nerd? Then this is the subscription box for you. Make sure to head to lootcrate.com/GUIDE and enter code GUIDE to save $3 on any new subscription!Audible.com is offering our listeners a free 30 day trial membership! Go to audiblepodcast.com/everything today to start your free trial today! Show your support for The Complete Guide To Everything and get a free 30 day trial at audiblepodcast.com/everything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati

This week we're hittin' the tanks! We took a field trip to a new age-y place to get into sensory deprivation tanks. Was it fun? Did Tim lose his mind forever? Did Tom travel through the cosmos and discover the meaning of life? Listen and find out what we learned by lying down naked in some salt water in the dark for an hour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our old buddy and acclaimed music guy Dan Deacon stops by to ring in 2016 and talk about ska music, Santa Claus and a bunch of weird stuff with us. We also solve a couple listener problems in a special edition of Tim & Tom & Dan Solve Your Problems. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the last episode of 2015, we talk about chocolate, the only food that Tom eats without complaining. We discuss the Mast Brothers controversy in detail and consistently mispronounce the word cacao. Also, Tim has a heartwarming holiday encounter in a pizza place. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've had to skip solving problems for the past few weeks so this week we're doing nothing but (solving problems that is.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Mail's here! Ha ha, just kidding, but we are talking about it this week. Soon you'll be able to look at pictures of your mail before you get it and maybe even do your banking at the post office. Plus Tim has some ideas about how the mail can be improved. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about that thing people in suits do with a microphone in front of a brick wall: stand-up comedy. Things get a little heated when we go through a strange list of best-ever comedians from 2005. Also, Tom tries to start a feud with an actor that nobody has ever heard of. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another thrilling installment of Tom Explaining Something Nerdy to Tim! This week we’re talking about Role Playing Games, or RPGs, something Tom barely understands himself. We’re talking all about everything from Dungeons and Dragons to Fallout 4.We also solve a problem with how to deal with an acquaintance who is also a jerk. A jerkquaintance, if you will.Socks and underwear use to be a boring stocking stuffer, but Mack Weldon has changed it into a top- of-the-line gift. The Mack Weldon holiday packs are not just a gift that every man needs, it's the gift that every man is excited to get. Go to mackweldon.com and get 20% off using the promo code: EVERYTHING Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Public Relations is a hard job. This week we talk about the PR efforts behind a new TV show (Tom was invited to a fancy premiere party), Adele’s new album and Justin Beaver: The Dancing Boy.We also solve a problem that is super ridiculous.HEY NEW YORK! Come to our live Holiday Spectacular at Union Hall in Brooklyn on December 4th. Get tickets at tcgte.com/live. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you believe we've never done an episode about Pizza? I mean, we probably have, but we couldn't find it listed anywhere so here it is. You'll find out our favorite toppings, least favorite toppings, and opinions about non-New York pizza which may surprise you!Also we solve a problem relating to where to find a quiet place to propose in NYC.This week's episode is sponsored by TransferWise. TransferWise is the smart way to send money abroad. Head to transferwise.com/completeguide and your first transfer up to $500 will be free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about the moon and whether or not it is actually made of cheese. Also, Tom gets a flu shot, Tim becomes a skeptic and we solve a problem from a listener who isn't sure whether or not to move in with his grandmother.This week's episode is sponsored by Prudential. Visit bringyourchallenges.com for more information.We're also brought to you by Audible. Get a free audiobook of your choice and a free 30 day membership at audiblepodcast.com/everything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The future is here, but not the future we were promised. This week we're talking about hoverboards, from Back to the Future 2, to real experimental hoverboards, to these weird self-balancing scooters that people are calling hoverboards. Also this week we solve a listener problem involving unwanted street violence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week two candy enthusiasts talk about candy for a while. We also discuss the spookiest Halloween songs, Tom considers what his life would be like as a drug addict and we solve a problem from a reasonable young woman whose friend is being a big jerk.This week's episode is sponsored by TransferWise, the smart way to send money abroad. Head to transferwise.com/completeguide and your first transfer up to $500 will be free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Tim gets scared by a scarecrow and we're talking about Tom's favorite movies of all time: the Back to the Future trilogy. Also, we solve a problem concerning an elementary school teacher who has to tutor her boyfriend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, the comic book convention rolled into town, so we put on our journalist hats and hit the floor of NYC Comic Con 2015. In this episode we talk about our experience amongst the crowds, Tom eats a Halloween-themed Whopper and we feature another installment of the occasional series "Tim's Tales of Cowardice." Also, Tom talks about Batman a lot, probably. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.