The Complete Guide To Everything

This week we're talking about Elon Musk's electric car company Tesla, which we think is really great despite the fact that neither of us can afford to buy one. We also solve a problem from a twin who is looking to get up to some tricks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about Elon Musk sending two knuckleheads to the moon before getting to the heart of the matter: the difference between quick serve restaurants, fast casual dining, and fine dining. Along the way we learn about the fancy places Tom has eaten dinner and Tim slanders the entire city of Boston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're talking about the teen TV show sensation, Riverdale. It's a show about cool teens based on a comic about lame teens, and resident Archie expert Tim explains everything about it to Tom (with minor spoilers). We also talk about stealing McGriddles from McDonald's, which nobody should ever do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we decide to give back. That’s right, it’s yet another episode where all we do is solve your dang problems. We solve problems relating but not limited to: parents who don’t want you to bring your laptop on the plane even though you want to bring your laptop on the plane, naming children and polishing your resume. Also this week Tim talks about navigating supermarkets in a post-iPhone world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We did a live episode in Austin, Texas during SXSW with our good friend Dan Deacon! It was ostensibly about "scams" but things went off the rails and got weird very quickly. Among other things, we talk about gross shenanigans at work, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and we solve a couple problems from a very nice, patient man.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Start your free trial today at squarespace.com and enter offer code GUIDE to get 10% off your first purchase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re talking about a man so famous they made an entire movie about him. The movie and man in question? Logan, aka Wolverine. Also this week we talk butts on Instagram, MGM Studios, American Gladiators, children meeting Darth Vader, Tom’s replies to emails, and Rosario Dawson.This week's episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter. Post jobs for free at ZipRecruiter.com/FIRST.This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free, with free shipping, by going to blueapron.com/guide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hats. We all wear 'em but what do we REALLY know about them? This week we're talkin' all things hats, including unveiling our official, scientific list of Top Ten Hats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're talking all about the latest discovery from NASA and it ain't that girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. It's that there's a bunch of planets nearby that we totally didn't even notice until just now. Are they habitable? How long will it take to get to them? All of these questions and more are answered in the vaguest terms possible. Also Tom shaves his head by accident and we solve a listener problem concerning not having enough work to do at work. We're coming to SXSW in Austin, Texas on March 11! Tickets are on sale now at tcgte.com/tour Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, because it's Presidents' Day, we're talking about American presidents. There's no way this could go off the rails, right? Also, we talk about Popeye, Billy Joel and Voltron, as one would expect when discussing American history. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Looney Tunes! Merry Melodies! They're two different things! That's just one of the many thing you'll learn in this episode. Granted, we don't discuss what the differences are but it's been a long week, what do you want from us?Also we solve a listener problem from a bartender concerning their fellow bartender's terrible fake New England accent.If that's not enough, we also announce that we're coming to SXSW in Austin, Texas on March 11! Tickets are on sale now at tcgte.com/tour Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Want to know more about the hottest app all the kids are using? You've come to the right place! Listen to two men in their 30s try to explain Snapchat. Also: Tom has a soup-related announcement, we have questions about McDonaldland and we solve a problem from a listener who had her package stolen from a post office. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The episode that everyone has been asking for: Soup. Nature's wettest food. Is it really just food mixed with water, or something more? You'll find out all about that and MORE in this week's episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about the most important thing in the news right now: the end of the Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Circus. But that's not all: we talk about clowns, we talk about elephants, we talk about trapeze artists, we talk about lion tamers... we cover it all! Also, Tom shares some info he learned about the Super Mario Bros movie and as always, the conversation turns to Tom Hanks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're talking about everyone's favorite TV channel to put on when they can't find anything to watch that isn't HGTV, that's right the Food Network. Tim tries to understand what the plot of Cooks vs. Cons is while Tom tries to wrap his head around how big the supermarket in Supermarket Sweep is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Tim talks about his recent decision to stop eating meat and Tom talks about how much he hates animals. We go through the top 10 reasons to become a vegetarian and have a frank discussion about the rocker Tommy Lee. Also, Tom has a bizarre experience at a screening of a Star Wars movie.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Start your free trial today at squarespace.com and enter offer code GUIDE to get 10% off your first purchase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Winter is coming! Ha ha, just like that famous book and television show. Just kidding though, because winter is already here! This week we're talking about the coldest of the seasons for all the wrong reasons; that's right, winter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Earlier this year we went to London, England and recorded a live show called "Being An Adult" and as a special holiday treat we're releasing it to you, a person who probably wasn't in London that night. Special thanks to the wonderful folks at Kings Place (especially Zoe!) who let us be a part of the 2016 London Podcast Festival. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the holiday season, and you know what that means... TOYS! Toys for everyone! This week we discuss all the toys that are worth spending all your free time playing with. Also, Tom has a terrifying series of nightmares and we rave about garbage chutes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we have special guest star Jeff Rosenstock in the studio to tell us all about his glamourous rock n' rock lifestyle. Also we solve a lighthearted problem concerning whether or not to marry someone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's the deal with cowboys? I mean, most of them appear to be full-grown men, not boys, and they certainly aren't cows. Come on, people!This week we talk about what cowboys actually do and how we'd fare out on the range. We also discuss the death of the creator of the Big Mac. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.