The Complete Guide To Everything

In anticipation of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, we're looking back at the movie that started it all (well, if you ask Tom he claims the book is better): 1993's Jurassic Park.This episode is sponsored by quip. Go to getquip.com/guide to get your first refill pack free with a quip electric toothbrush.We're also brought to you by Audible. Start a 30 day trial and your first audiobook is free. Go to audible.com/guide or text "guide" to 500-500. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grifts! Confidence Tricks! Long cons! Short cons! It’s all covered to varying degrees this week and Tim reveals the titles of the 11 movies he’s seen.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's that time of year again, when we welcome a new crop of grads to the world. This week, Tim and Tom talk graduation ceremonies, the graduation songs we all know and love and the experience of leaving school and never looking back. Also, Tim is very tired for some reason. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re talking all about the royals. Kings, queens, princes, princesses, all of that nonsense because guess what: one of them is getting married! To an American! Also, the results are in from the TCGTE Best Place to Live 2018 contest.ForHims.com - A one-stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get a trial month of hims for just $5 today right now at forhims.com/guidequip starts at just $25 and if you go to getquip.com/guide right now, you’ll get your first refill pack FREE with a QUIP electric toothbrush. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another week of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems! Listeners sent in their problems and we're gonna solve 'em!This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re concentrating 100% on solving the romance problems of our listeners, because we’re good listeners. And answerers.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lunch: the ol' second meal of the day that people can't seem to get enough of. This week, we're digging in on lunch. Also, Tom receives a birthday gift. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The end of an era is almost upon us as Marvel’s Phase 3 comes to the beginning of the end with Avengers: Infinity War. This week we’re offering a valuable primer to anyone who does know their Spider-Man from their Spider-Ham so you can go into the movie theater not wondering who the hell all these people are. There are no spoilers in this episode for Infinity War, lots of spoilers for every movie leading up to it.ForHims.com- A one-stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get a trial month of hims for just $5 today right now at forhims.com/guide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom loves this video game Fortnite Battle Royale so much that he insisted on talking about it for an hour. So that's what we're doing this week.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whether you call them French Fries, Freedom Fries, chips or just potatoes, this week they’re what we’re talking about. Tim gives his top 11 tops of French Fries, we discuss the various toppings available and Tom issues an apology for last week’s episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We devote an episode to celebrating the work of Steven Spielberg, a dreamer of dreams, on the eve of the most anticipated film of his career. So sit back, relax and prepare to learn all about Jaws and the rest from two guys who know a thing or two about Hollywood.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Et tu, Geoffrey? This week we’re talking about everyone’s favorite toy store being shut down, as well as a discussion of liquidating vs. liquifying. We also solve a listener problem about how to make friends at work when you’re stuffed off in a corner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Helloooooo basketball fans! This week, a couple of basketballers will tell you the best way to fill out your March Madness brackets, and explain the fundamentals of college basketball to all you noobs out there. We also solve a problem from a fella who has a million nightmare roommates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're talking all about the 50th state: Hawaii. It's a place Tim recently went to without inviting Tom where he almost died numerous times. In this episode we forget to talk about Don Ho, a mistake that will haunt both of us to our graves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hooray for Hollywood! That's kind of our unofficial motto around here, and this week we finally make good on it.Tim recounts his recent trip to Universal Studios in Hollywood, California, we both detail our long history with the park and in case you're worried we wouldn't talk about the RIDES and ATTRACTIONS, let us tell you this: we talk about the RIDES and ATTRACTIONS.This episode is sponsored by Warby Parker. Head to warbyparker.com/guide to order your free home try-on box.This episode is also sponsored by ZipRecruiter. Our listeners can try ZipRecruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com/complete. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time once again for the stars to come out in Hollywood! This week we're talking about The Oscars themselves, who will win and who will go home feeling like a complete and utter loser. Also we discuss MoviePass, a scam you should get in on before it's too late! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn about hotels from two jet setters who have stayed at their share of swanky places, believe me. From Motel 6 to the Ritz Carlton, we cover it all and even offer a free continental breakfast (ha ha, just kidding). Also, Tom's hoarse from Billy Joel karaoke and Tim gets a rare bout of FOMO. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valentines Day is right around the corner, so we’re here just in time to tell you all about how to be very romantic. Also, an update on the plan to start sending all of our garbage into outer space. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all love tea, right? A little bit of the ol' leaves in water? Well, steep yourself a cup, strap in and listen to two tea fans talk tea. From green to black, hot to iced, we cover it all! Also: an app recommendation that will remind you about death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wanna get rich? Then sit back and let us tell you the fastest, easiest way to get richer than you ever imagined: CRYPTOCURRENCY. This week we blab about bitcoin and blockchain, and Tom details how the crypto boom is changing his life. We also talk about roller coasters, tech bros and the best way to hide lewd pictures in your home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.