The Complete Guide To Everything

The leaves are changing and it’s time to start putting on your sweaters because Autumn / Fall is here. This week Mr. Fall and Autumn Boy duke it out head to head over who is the official King of the Fall by going through their top 5 lists of Fall Foods and Autumn Activities. Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmListen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spending some time in a local park is a great way to spend a day, especially when there's a pandemic and there's literally nothing else to do. This week we talk about our favorite parks, give some park tips and discuss our recent experiences in Best Buy in great detail.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s nothing we like more than a person risking their lives for our entertainment, which is why we spend this week talking all about the madman himself David Blaine and his latest stunt: flying nearly 25,000 feet into the air while (seemingly) holding onto balloons. Also Tom discusses his increasing inability to eat one of his favorite foods: bread.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever watched a movie from the comfort of your own car? Well, it's a thing people used to do, and it's coming back in a big way now that we live in a hell world where you can't go to the movies the way you used to. We discuss what it was like to go to a drive-in in the 1980s, talk about our recent pandemic drive-in experiences and critique the 1990 film Dick Tracy.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

America’s number one grocery store, toy store and so much more: Walmart. Also this week Tom talks about his current hellish living situation and there’s a long retelling of the time professional wrestler came to Tim and Tom’s school.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're hitting the trails and talking about hiking, the popular hobby where you walk around outside for a while and try to avoid getting menaced by bears. We discuss our own hiking experiences that illustrate that we're not very good at hiking, but you should probably listen anyway.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of the worst things that can happen to a person is being abducted by aliens in the middle of the night while you’re just trying to get a good night’s sleep. This week we’re talking about alien abduction, something Tom is afraid of just about every night. Also we change up the format a bit this week and kick off the episode by solving a listener problem concerning a hobbyist lumberjack unwittingly terrorizing the old ladies of his neighborhood.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After covering the business side of Chipotle last week, we're finally talking about what everybody loves about the juggernaut fast casual chain: the delicious food that only occasionally makes their patrons violently ill.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The originator of the fast casual revolution: Chipotle. This week we’re going over their history and corporate governance, but it’s more fun than it sounds, cocaine is involved!Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the dawn of a new era! 5G technology will make our lives 1000x times better by making our mobile phones slightly faster. But what exactly is 5G? And why are some of the dumbest people on earth saying the craziest things about it? We explain everything, and also talk about the band Good Charlotte for a few minutes.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

People have got a lot of problems but luckily we’ve got a lot of solutions. This week we’ve dedicated ourselves to giving back and doing an all TNTSYP episode. We tackle a fireworks-related neighborhood app problem, a girlfriend with bad glasses, and a neighbor who wants to talk astrology and borrow other peoples’ cars.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lather on up and join us for an in-depth discussion about showering. This week we talk about our own personal shower routines, the history of showers, and a baboon that worked on the railroad.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t possibly get any worse, the world suffers another massive blow. Gone too soon: The Mighty Segway. 2001 - 2020. This week we discuss the gadget that Tom has never actually ridden as he tries to convince Tim to go 50/50 on buying one with him before it’s too late. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Science has done it again! They've finally figured out how to fry food without using oil, and what do they use instead? Air! Of all things. Wild stuff. There's one catch: these air fryers don't actually fry things. But they are a good way to quickly cook and heat up some garbage food, so naturally we're excited about them.Thanks to our sponsors this week:TRICO - Go to Wipers123.com and use promo code GUIDE at checkout and receive $10 off your next order or $40 or more.Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDE at checkout. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re here to answer your burning questions about waterbeds. Are they just for creeps or do normals have them? How much do they weigh? Can you get seasick on them? Can you fill them with something other than water? We don’t shy away from any of these questions this week, plus we go over some important waterbed history so who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Black Lives Matter.Here are some ways you can help: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/---Tim and Tom go and get frozen in a cryogenics lab, except instead of waking up in the far future they emerge 3 minutes later feeling like they nearly died. Also we solve an audience problem concerning a co-worker and Marika makes us prove who the real King of Chicago is. This show was recorded live before a studio audience in Chicago. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We overcome tremendous technical difficulties to bring to you and episode you probably don’t want: HBO Max. Come hear all of our thoughts about the newest streaming service that Tim and Tom share using Tom’s mom’s cable login.Also be sure to check out this week’s Patreon episode “The Great American Book Quiz” at patreon.com/completeguide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you a teen that's bummed that you can't have your prom this year? Don't be! We'll explain why proms stink and share our own personal stories to prove it. Also, in this episode we talk a lot about waterbeds and hot tubs: two very cool things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The future is here and it’s called “video conferencing.” While it may seem like a sci-fi fantasy, the technology to speak face-to-face across a “video screen” has actually been a reality for years now. But the rules of normal polite society are often thrown out the window by people too blown away by the mechanical marvel that is “video conferencing.” This week we’ll be going over the do’s and don’ts of this brave new world. Also we solve a listener’s problems with flies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 1980s were a seminal decade for delicious candy that was also pretty disgusting. It was also a pretty good decade for kids being just unsupervised enough to buy and eat whatever candy they wanted without their parents or guardians really caring. This week we discuss the candy we ate in the 80s, and we also decide to get really into Korean baseball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.