Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This campaign seems to be acquiring a lot of new faces. Soon you will need a score card to see who is left and who is new! Why are more and more people joining Alurys in her quest? It’s certainly working out great for everyone she recruited thus far…oh wait. In this episode we make a new friend and try to stop a robot army? Who is this new jackass and how are they going to pull that off? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game b

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This week on the Lifestyles Of The Bumbling Idiots, the group continues to search the mines for their missing artifact. They discover a new ally among the horrible creations while simultaneously losing another one. Will they find the artifact? What other horrors are being constructed in the mines? Even if they find the artifact, will they be smart enough to get out with it? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listeni

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The show says goodbye to one of its players. In that person’s final episode the group descends into the mysterious mines as tragedy befalls the group in a multitude of completely idiotic ways. How some of these people function in real life, no one knows. Multiple questions are asked this week such as what is the brown note, how do you conduct a brain transplant and what’s gravity? Find these answers and more by tuning in! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Reunited! The group finally meets up with Alurys and Super Guard. Potato makes a new friend as the group descends upon a small ghost town. The town seems to be hiding something sinister underneath. What secrets does it hold? What will the group do with that information? Will they just bumble over themselves and fuck something up? Most likely, but tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an id

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! On this week’s episode, the group concludes their mighty battle with the “street shark.” They return to town a little lighter in some areas but carrying a prize. The group enjoys a light celebration before heading out after Alurys and Super Guard. Will they catch up to their “friends,” or will they get distracted by some minor knick knacks and a snake oil salesman? The answer is probably fairly obvious, but tune in this week to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never pla

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This week the group finds that this small village does not take kindly to desecrating their sacred temples. However, they are offered a way out. The group will have to decide if they want to take another side quest or risk the ire of the village. We also say goodbye to a player as Kiki will no longer be joining us. Thanks for the laughs! Tune in to see how we send her off! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In this week’s episode the group finally completes the puzzle dungeon. They take a few items on their way out. The local town will be eternally grateful for the help they didn’t ask for right? Something also seems to be lurking just outside the crypt. Da Dun. Da Dun. Da Dun Da Dun. What do those sounds signify? Tune in this week to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be differ

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Our special guest Madeline has left us in spectacular fashion this week! The group continues to investigate this puzzle dungeon in the hopes of helping the nearby village…out of the goodness of their hearts…right. Will they figure out it’s mysteries and solve the issue plaguing the area? Will they pick up any hot tips on hitting on gargoyles? Tune in this week to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We pick up this week as Arandole is trying out his new profession. With the help of our guest player Madeline the group finds another puzzle dungeon. I’m sure this will go much better this time around. As long as there are no doors they should be just fine. Will there be doors? Tune in this week to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by a special guest player Madeline! The group can’t seem to find the artifact so they instead visit a nearby village. Things are not as they appear, as the village seems a bit inhospitable. The group takes it upon themselves to help out the village with the assistance of one it’s members…without asking if they actually need it. Taking on this task results in Arandole putting himself in a rather sticky situation. What is this mystery side mission? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playi

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In this episode the group tries as hard as they can to catch up with the mysterious new villain and get back their stolen artifact. This time they are confronted by the elements themselves. However, this new challenge allows them to invent a brand new sport known as dwarf boarding! Surgeon General’s Warning: Dwarf Boarding is not safe for dwarves or people who are pregnant. Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give yo

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Finally the party has escaped the Dungeon of Trapsticles. Friends have been lost, but new, very strange friends are found! The group also manages to get past the taker of legs, aka the door. They discover a horrifying plot and new menacing villain, setting off in hot pursuit only to find more obstacles. Where the hell is that artifact they’re supposed to deliver? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us wi

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In this latest episode the party delves deeper into the turdungeon. They may have lost a little strength but their resolve is still incredibly strong. Surely there are no more traps in this place right? Korl finds a new friend and a new sense of rather questionable honor. Will they get anything out of this place or is it just a time dump? Will they all make it out alive or at least in one piece? (Grydik not included) Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never pl

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In the 5th episode, the group apparently doesn’t care any longer about leaving the dungeon and instead feels the need to go exploring! They find an ancient dungeon inside a dungeon. A turdungeon if you will. What sort of treasures lie within? Will there be traps and monsters? Probably, but you won’t know unless you tune in! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In this fourth episode, the group franticly attempts to get the hell out of the goblin dungeon. Grydik must deal with his new disability. Karl thinks he is a helicopter and everyone around him find themselves unable to look away. One way or another the group will stop at nothing to find a way out, but will Dwarvish medicine get in the way? Find out in this week’s episode! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Starting this week, we are joined by a new player! In the third episode of their epic quest, the party attempts to escape the confines of their new captors.  Rescues will be attempted while long sticks will be injecting black goo inside people. The party will find themselves up against their newest and strongest antagonist…doors! What incredibly dumb ways will they come up with for opening doors and is elvish medicine the most effective? Find out on this week’s episode! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edit

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In the second episode of their epic quest, the group intends to continue the journey to deliver the artifact to the Territories of Krush. Starting out in the woodlands just outside of town, they find, however, find that it is not as simple as it sounds, and run into some resistance. The group finds that they need to pivot on their current goals and we get our first look at the mythical, nay, legendary, Double Botch! What does that mean? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is the first ever episode as Dennis, Tristan, Phil, Austin, and Maria sit down to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition. Your dungeon master Dennis, will lay out a small picture of a new world where the players will come together through their own intentions and machinations, to embark on a brave new quest. This tale begins where all great heroic tales begin: in a shitty bar, in a shitty small town, and with a bunch of shitty country bumpkins. This first episode is the first in hopefully many episodes to explore this new world and learn what dangers and cultures are around every corner. Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing w