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This week, as Congress pretends to move forward with the bipartisan infrastructure bill, Julie and Brandy talk about how much they hate Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema for ruining everything. *Trigger warning: this episode includes biased anger, negativity, name-calling, and extreme profanity (per usz). Enjoy at your own risk.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** ACORN TV: Get 30 days free streaming! Go to Acorn.tv and enter code dgp (all lowercase letters) at checkout. *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** ***EVERYPLATE: Try EveryPlate for only $1.99 per meal! Go to www.everyplate.com and enter promo cod

This week, despite months of repeated republican c+ckblocking, Nancy Pelosi's Select Committee finally began hearing testimony from police officers who were at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th. The evidence is horrific and undeniable, so (of course) Julie & Brandy are enraged and drinking to deal with their feelings. Thankfully, their friend, Erickatoure Aviance stops by to soothe their anger with her dulcet tones, describing what it's like for a legendary drag performer living amongst the Maga, every day in Arizona.  Ericka is iconic, and the interview is a must-listen for anyone being dragged into the depths like Julie & Brandy. The rage is real, and cynicism thrives, but it's people like Nance Pelose and Erickatoure that keep hope alive. (That rhymes!) *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.jul

This week, Amazon Mega-Douche Jeff Bezos spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow end of outer space for 4 minutes with his brother, an 82 year old woman, and an 18 year old Dutch boy. But those weren't the only tiny d*ck douchecapades this week. The White House put Micro-Peen Mark Zuckerberg on notice for allowing massive amounts of misinformation to proliferate on Facebook, and refusing to do anything about it. Whether it's Jeff Bezos in a d*ck shaped rocket, or Mark Zuckerberg up his own a$$hole, at the end of the day: they're still just two douchebags with too much money. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack

This week, Virgin Mega-Douche Richard Branson spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow-end of outer space for 4 minutes, before returning home for a party in New Mexico (that he threw himself), where he anointed himself an astronaut. Left with no choice, Julie & Brandy spend the first third of the episode talking about how tiny his d*ck must be, and imagining fun torture-scenarios involving him and Jeff Bezos. After that, they get drunk and meet up with legendary defense attorney, Roy Black, who breaks down all the legal douchecapades surrounding the Trump Organization. Top that off with a 'So There's That involving ITT Technical Institute, and this just might be the douchiest episode in regular weed history.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR

This week, Meghan McCain quit The View, and Julie & Brandy got drunk at Lea Black's house. Other things happened, but nothing else matters. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes. Go to EveryPlate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199  at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **

It was a week of homecomings, as Julie & Brandy made their triumphant (but temporary) return to Bravo TV, and Donald Trump made his moderately anticipated (yet permanent) return to the MAGA rally stage. Neither event mattered in the grand scheme of things for Julie & Brandy, but revisiting their old lives (both pre-Trump, and post-Bravo) only served as a stark reminder of how much they love JoJo & KiKi, how much they miss NeNe Leakes, and how much they hate f*king Republicans.   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your fir

This week, Julie & Brandy give JoJo & KiKi an 'A for Effort' for all their hard work, despite Joe Manchin and the Republicans c*ckblocking them at every turn. From Covid-relief to Infrastructure to Voting Rights to a January 6th commission - there is (literally) nothing that Senate Republicans are willing to vote for - EXCEPT Donald Trump. Always thirsty to show their MAGA-loyalty, a handful of Washington's douchiest Republican Senators went down to The Faith & Freedom Conference in Kissimmee, Florida, to do just that. Turns out, the faith & freedom of "normal" Americans is being threatened by the insidious agenda of liberal Democrats, but never fear! Donald Trump is the Archangel of the Republican party, and he's here to save the day. He will stand against the evil forces of equality, justice, and opportunity - and he will fight for every American's God-given right to be a douchebag.   ************************************************************************************************************

This week, Julie & Brandy officially say goodbye to the Opioid Epidemic, and hello to the wonderful world of withdrawals. They are bitchy and braindead as they break down the G7 Summit and the Build Back Better (than China) World Plan. After that, they nurse their Moses Hacmon hangover with a tall glass of non-alcoholic Haterade at Meghan McCain o'clock. The ride is free, and your drivers are sober, but the journey is stressful, and the road is harsh - so take this episode with a tequila shot and a grain of salt. And then black out and pretend it never happened.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay ***  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.co

On this week's episode, JoJo & KiKi travel internationally for the first time since taking office, and Julie & Brandy interview an Israeli for the first time since starting this podcast.  Both milestones have very high stakes, but after (barely) breaking down President Biden's trip to Europe, the girls spend most of the episode soakng up the spiritual, hydrating energy of Moses Hacmon. Moses Hacmon is an Israeli artist who is engaged to Julie & Brandy's personal role model, Trisha Paytas. He goes by Moses, but he looks like Jesus, and the fact that he agreed to do this show is nothing short of a g*ddamn miracle. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes. Go to

The podcast is late this week, because Julie & Brandy honored America's fallen soldiers on Memorial Day by doing what they do best: getting drunk. Emotions are high, and the hangover is real, so after a quick recap of the work Kamala Harris is doing in the Northern Triangle to help stem the flow of immigration at the Southern Border, the girls take an extra-long lunch with some extra-large shots of Hot Psaki. And while the hair of the dog might have made their hangovers better, the only way to make this episode better is to get completely drunk before listening to it. Bottoms up!   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get

This week, Julie & Brandy take their 14 listeners for a bumpy ride on a very high horse. The journey starts with Republican's c*ckblocking Critical Race Theory, navigates through the treacherous terrain of Israel & Palestine, and ultimately ends (with a sore ass) at a Red Lobster in Virginia. From start to finish, it's a relatively quick trip, but if unapologetic opinions and righteous indignation don't float your boat, then this is one voyage you might want to skip  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay ***  *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay ***  *** LUCY NICOTINE GUM: Get 20

After taking a week off, Julie & Brandy's triumphant return is underwhelming, at best. Not only is the episode late, but the first segment is all about how the CDC lifted mask restrictions, yet everyone is still wearing masks. Luckily, the clout-meter raises exponentially when the girls interview gay icon and reality TV legend, Norman Korpi from the original cast of Mtv's The Real World. Norman Korpi is one of the most underrated human beings on the planet (which is probably why he agreed to do this podcast), and Julie & Brandy are HERE. FOR HIM. This episode might be a day late and a dollar short, but Norman from the Real World, is like dirty, sexy, money in the bank.   **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping

This week, Julie got knee replacement surgery, so the girls spend half the episode in an opioid fever dream. Luckily, community justice expert (and all-around cool mother-f*cker) Eric Cadora zoomed by *PRE-SURGERY* to teach Julie & Brandy about the importance of 'Justice Mapping' as it relates to racial equity and police reform in America. It's a crucial lesson, taught by an accomplished man, sandwiched between the ramblings of two dumb, gay dirtbags. And if you make it all the way until the end, you'll know why this episode is serving: Justice with a Side of Ranch.   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** UNCOMMON GOODS:  Get 15% off your ne

This week, just days ahead of their 100-day deadline, JoJo & KiKi announced that masks are no longer required for outside activities! Julie & Brandy are beyond excited by the mask news, so they call on their good friend & hilarious comedian Sharon Houston who stops by to talk sh*t about the 'rona, the rules, and the republicans who hate them. All that, plus the DOJ investigations into the Minneapolis & Louisville Police Departments, and a 15-minute 'So There's That' on the history of Armenian genocide, and you'll understand why they almost named this episode: "Sharon Houston, we have a problem." *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** UNCOMMON GOODS:  Get 15% off your next gift. Go to www.uncommongoods.com/dumbgay *** *** LUCY NICOTINE

For the second week in a row, the podcast is late, because Julie & Brandy celebrated America's most ubiquitous stoner holiday by doing what they do best: getting high and slacking off. Most of the big news of the week wasn't political, but Joe Biden shut the game down (once again) when he announced that he would have all of American troops stationed in Afghanistan, out by September 11th. It's another historical move by the Biden/Harris Administration that the right-wing media is choosing to ignore, so the girls punch back with a brand new segment recapping the week in republican propaganda. It's a rage-filled journey on cannabis covered streets, but that's why they call this podcast "the regular weed." *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** BETTER

This week, excitement in the White House reached a (very) low pitch as JoJo & KiKi signed an executive order commissioning a panel to review expanding the Supreme Court, and spearheaded the first-ever Semi-Conductor Summit. It sounds boring, but stick around, because Julie & Brandy spend the majority of the episode breaking down the important moments from this week's White House Press Briefings, and their rage is real. It wasn't the most exciting week for news, but hey, nothing beats getting drunk on Hot Psaki. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! ***EVERYPLATE: Get 2 boxes of EveryPlate meals for only $1.99 per meal! Go to www.everyplate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199 at checkout *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shi

This week, while Americans celebrated Easter, Julie & Brandy celebrated the news that Matt Gaetz used Apple to pay for sex with an underage hooker. But that wasn't the only good news of the week! On Wednesday, JoJo & KiKi released their new $2 trillion infrastructure plan, and the girls are obsessed with it. All that, plus (a few too many) over-zealous shots of Hot Psaki, and this episode is more unstable than an Easter Egg Hunt in rehab.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes

This is the third (and newly revamped) installment of the Dumb Gay Politics: Icon Series. Some guests are so iconic that they require an entire episode dedicated to them, and Jaime Rogozinski is one such guest. As the founder of the Reddit community 'Wall Street Bets,' Jaime Rogozinki is the man behind the mythical Gamestop phenomenon, and the face that launched a (hundred million) thousand trades. Julie & Brandy were excited to learn from someone who is not only a titan of the retail stock market, but an "an accidental activist" who transformed the global financial markets forever. Whether you're a Swaggy-level day-trader, or a luddite like the girls, this interview leaves no doubt that Jamie Rogozinki is an American Icon.  ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS

This week's episode is extra-long, because Republicans spent the week being extra-gross. First, Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McC*ckBlocker gave a six minute speech threatening to destroy the United States Senate, if the Democrats trash the Filibuster. So, Julie & Brandy had no choice, but to spend half the podcast threatening to destroy Mitch McConnell, and trashing his disgusting speech. But that wasn't the only gross thing that Senate Republicans did this week... They also tried to cockbl*ck more of Joe Biden's crucial cabinet nominations, but at the last minute, the Democrats came from behind, and miraculously beat the block!  So, Julie & Brandy had no choice, but to spend the other half of the podcast gloating about beating the Republicans, and winning two of the most historically profound and significant democrats, ever elected to the Executive Branch.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our

This week's episode features another float in the Julie & Brandy Rage Parade. In the new era of JoJo & KiKi, the girls have been aiming their anger mostly at Republicans (and Joe Manchin), but after a weekend filled with too much Corona Light, and too much Corona Virus - they've found a new target for their fury: The White House press corps. In the interest of ratings and self-promotion, the reporters that attend the White House Press Briefings constantly undermine the hard work and dedication of the Biden Administration, and the girls think that is f*cking tragic! As always, they try to pick their battles carefully, and they do their best not to punch down, but when it comes to the White House press corps, Julie & Brandy feel like they are just punching back.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https: