Sol-mates: Love And Mst3k

We're wrapping up yet another loose end and returning to the sagas of General Hospital and Rocky Jones, Space Ranger with Crash of the Moons! (cw: anti-Roma slurs)Host segments: Joe's stance on pranks; work capes for the despot on-the-go; sand in the clam; Jeff gets too real; Devori learns some hard truths; Kim Jung Poon.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're tackling another listener request with The Slime People! What happens when you bring an author along during your slime-people apocalypse? Nothing good!Host segments: kakadoodie car; #aspersions; lick yourself, dad; nipple-play-based transportation; gentrification; not that kind of Marine; that was really good, Carl; flipside of The Matrix.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're wrapping up our time in space with Film Crew February with Rue McClanahan's star? turn as a down-on-her luck actress who turns to burlesque to keep the dream? alive? We're confused about what to take away from this movie, honestly. (cw: sexual assault, violence, slurs)Host segments: keep some jiggle juice in the can; factory originals; La La Land spoilers; the trope of the casting couch; mother strucker; Clutch Cargo/Tarantino; we write a Baywatch episode; Bean-nicks.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

This time, we're talking about these wild-ish women and the logistics of looks-based eugenics.Host segments: mansplain fail; aesthetics according to Seinfeld; Wild Women Got Back; imminent dad bod; Wongo gets a GLOW-up; recessive gene bonanza. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

At the behest of our "host," we're continuing on with Film Crew February with Killers from Space! We're all just grateful we all got out of this one without a proverbial probing. (CW: racial slurs)Host segments: aliens can't share; deep-cut Reno: 911!; proto X-Files; poor Steve; how DID the flag get on the moon?; a deep MST3K lineage; page 31 hi-jinks; the lore of ligers; The Tolerable Four; "do the movie gooder," unfortunate Twitter interactions.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

The SoL-Mates are just where you left them – totally and actually in space. We’re kicking off Film Crew February with The Giant of Marathon. You’d be surprised if we told you just how much discussion about perineum Joe had to cut out of this episode. (CW: violence)Host segments: Joe’s golden synopsis; the days of toilet wine and roses; post-MST3k roundup; ruining the illusion of violence in West Side Story; MiMi's Ancient Military History; don't search "pissy gymnast"; characterization.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

Oh, no! The SoL-Mates are in SPAAAAACE! We’ve been kidnapped by a mysterious madman (or woman #feminism) – but without a movie to watch this week, we’re in bottle episode territory! We’re reviewing the last year in SoL-Mates history – so grab a drink and enjoy.Host segments: killing the fiction of the episode; Joe is Editor Supreme!; Dark Side of the Moonbeast; Village of the Giants Redux; Zombies are Delicious TMTMTMTM; lack of vans and angry domes; Jeff’s large batch.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF! Secondly, shout-out to M'Hael for that AMAZING A-TEAM INTRO! Thirdly - this movie is terrible.Host segments: Yo soy bein' murdered!; Smut (TM); so much why; The Porn Shakes; vulgar Thelma Ritter; Jeff is 47!; for our RPDR fans; camp sandwich.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

SoL-Mates is turning 100 episodes old this week! True to our word, when we first set out on this endeavor, we are covering the 1996 film that the show spawned. And, true to the SoL-Mates run of luck, something went wrong with Devori's audio - so enjoy her softly muttering in what seems like the background. Happy New Year, MSTies! And we'll see you in 2021!Host segments: why couldn't they have picked Dana Gould?; sciency-lingo; intergalactic assholes; movie troubles; a parakeet named Roderick; Ruth-tact; riff-a-palooza; Jeff gets sappy.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're changing gears a bit this episode and talking about the Rifftrax Live Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza from 2009's SF Sketchfest. Feel free to enjoy this family-friendly episode with loved ones who STILL don't get why you like this show. There's some clunkers and some slam-dunks, and we loved chatting about them all! Happy holidays from the SoL-Mates, and we'll see you in two weeks for our (gasp!) 100th episode!Host segments: the days of kicking a can; Dime-trapt; cheerleader wicker man; Devori was Mrs. Newlywed; tiniest shorts; I LOVE YOUR SALADS; Donder v. Donner; Joe feels attacked.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

For this episode we're tackling a listener request, and we like it VERY MUCH.**It's not Prince of Space.Host segments: Joe's gyrations; spousal support; that's gross, Linda; Johnny's Stranger Danger; coffee priest career paths; spontaneous human concussion; always boys on the side.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We talk about Cry Wilderness this week, and here are some things you should know right out front: 1) Devori and Joe tried a new thing with their microphones, and it DID NOT WORK (expect audio issues), and 2) Jonah’s rap is criminally underrated. Host segments: crucial astral plane subtext; Devori’s season eleven betrayal; Jeff – Disney Princess ™; I’m a professional Bigfoot; the Schlossberg Cohen mystery; three times as many Shastas; Pablo Escobear; Normal Speed.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

The SoL-Mates are headed to the polls again with Samson vs. the Vampire Women! We've canvassed the constituents, and we still don't get it!Host segments: Beaujolais Janet; Alice Cooper Sky Harbor 2.0; VampWay; Santos CPA; every baby is a heel; frank about Frank's departure; RIP Tad Taintly; horchata michelada; chupacabra has entered the ring.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

Here we are again with bonus content no one asked for, but we recorded anyway! It's another SoL-Mates Spooptacular Halloween special, featuring the Tale of the Flying Bitch Chicken and the reason Joe can't fake heart attacks anymore! Listen - if you dare. Or, if you get stuck in SPOOKY traffic and need something short to listen to on your TERRIFYING commute.

It's almost Halloween, and we thought we would make it a double-feature with the Mike episode I Was a Teenage Werewolf! Boy - these are two films that give us very confusing ideas about what werewolfs are/aren't.Host segments: drama club redux; victim or jag?; Joe takes a dim view of pranking; the science is confusing; Jeff the Corrupter; the unique pain only Jewel can cause; "Werewolves of London" just needs to be in here; we celebrate Tom Huddleford's entire catalog; gaslighting vs. jackassery. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

It's our episode celebrating Joe's birthday, and wouldn't you know he got US a gift by asking to watch all-time fan favorite Werewolf! Listen, won't you? It's absolutely fascinating.Host segments: the drinking habits of the domesticated archaeologist; Necromancer Paul; nephew's favorite riffs; Jeff has so many theories; moon shots; riffing our lives; getting humped on the dance floor; threads of Joe Estevez; our apologies to Stephanie Meyer; Law of Transitive Vodka.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're tackling another Bert I Gordon masterpiece (?), the second half of Colonel Glen Manning's epic story - War of the Colossal Beast. We're not sure why we needed more Glen Manning - but, there you go.Host segments: nightmare mom; GlenPTSD; The Gender Essentialism Side-Step; Comatose Crumbs; Colonel Waaah-nhattan; Joe has feelings about Mr. B; methtosterone.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're on take two (yet again) of Village of the Giants! WHO HAVE WE OFFENDED, OH PODCAST GODS? In this heady wrap-up of two films that shall be hereafter known as "The Kirkening," we talk about how much we wish we could just watch Death Proof instead. (CW: police brutality)Host segments: geology talk; Step 3 - Profit!; apologies to Foxy Shazam; get the Foo Fighters in here; a new type of demolition derby; Space Children redux; Dante's weird hipster hell.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit

Believe it or not, due to a technology fail, we had to talk about Catalina Caper twice. TWICE. Anyway - this is the second time. We'd tell you to spot the difference, but you can't. And we're still bitter about itHost segments: hot take - rich people are shitty; dueling beach volleyball scenes; #TheseWomen; #YachtProblems; omnipresent Richard; the journeys of Tommy Kirk; don't listen, mom; too soon; beach jurisdiction; Joe's ALF feelings.

We're taking on a listener request this week with Horrors of Spider Island! It's only once you get past all the spiders? (are they spiders?) that you realize how problematic the gender politics are in this one.Host segments: mumbling and muted nudity; Jeff's tenuous grasp on Yugoslavian trivia; everything is terrible; Gary's management style; the psychic energy of pillow fights; up on some Bobby; a change of dancers; hunting for peen.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.