Sol-mates: Love And Mst3k

First off, we're absolutely thrilled to finally have an episode that doesn't sound like one of us is down a well. Secondly, we're continuing Nuclear Winter with a kaiju who's certainly one of the kaiju - Gamera! On the cutting room floor - a lengthy conversation about whether or not Jeff has seen Fletch, and whether or not Fletch is good. Devori writes the episode descriptions, though - so Fletch is very, very good.Host segments: Good throat meat; Turtle gap year; Gamera isn't here, man; Mrs. Kenny Gamera; my perineum!; Jeff and Joe fix your shit; 500% more Japanese teens; turtle confessions; Joe Don Baker a la Raymond Burr.Please like, share, rate, subscribe and like us on social media (Twitter and Facebook). E-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com

We're still trapped in this bunker in Tennessee, but while we were at it, we recorded an episode for you! What happens when three hot young women get trapped in a house with a diabolical old lady, a henchman, a dog-man, and a disgraced nuclear scientist? People stop being polite, and start being real. Real terrible, that is.Host segments: We're in a bunker!; Jeff's like a hagfish; crazy from the meat; well-dressed toughs; jam handies; doggo shock; upper- AND under-boob; Angry Dome - Male Gaze Edition; kids these days.As always, like, share, rate and subscribe. Find us on Twitter and Facebook. E-mail solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

Inexplicably, it happened again, folks. Somehow, we were all definitely together...in the same place...when we got trapped, sitcom-style, in a location! While we're trapped, we reminisce about the last season of SoL-Mates, and look forward to the future -- while we're all definitely in the same place. Really. Also, before you tweet at us, WE KNOW NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF IS DEAD.Host segments: true professionals; favorite cocktails; family business; offensive aphasia; cracker episodes; MiMi's beloved bits; leveling up; listener requests; Jeff on the cutting room floor; FRSTR; Joe's sweet-ass van; RIP; 2001's Macy Gray.

The holiday season is upon us here at SoL-Mates, which means we're discussing an MST3K Christmas classic, Santa Claus! Feel free to listen with your families because we cut out all the swears and sex toy jokes! If you want to know what to get us for Christmas, we sure to love likes, shares, ratings, and subscriptions!Host segments: It' a Wonderful Martha; a visit from Old Pitch; glowy feelings and screaming chaos; Apollo SoL; the "logic" of Santa's castle; The Pleasure Mouth; Lupita's mom's the worst; Devori kills Ringo Starr; On-Smythe-ians; Timothy Van Patten's child bait. Happy holidays from The SoL-Mates!

It's starting to get cold out dere, and that reminded us of the day that dang ol' Earth froze, don'tcha know? How many dead geese did your boyfriend get YOU this year? Put down your lutefisk and enjoy this take on an MST3K Troika classic - The Day the Earth Froze!Host segments: the long and whiny road; sampo - where art thou?; mother of mothers; Cape Fear; logical reactions to clowns; many of us are pie-faced; Saved By the Sampo; big cup of ennui.Please look for us on Twitter and Facebook, and remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe! Inquiries can be sent to solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

Happy Thanksgiving, SoL-Mates! In honor of the holiday, we're taking on one of the biggest turkeys in the entire riffing canon: Rifftrax: Live - Birdemic! Enjoy this super-sized SoL-Mates, even as MiMi visualizes Norman Krasner's physiology in a truly distressing way.Host segments: Devori's sleep routine; Normaniad; blank man; Victor Rios' C-Court; eagleluftwaffe; Wiseau's creepy black heart; Birdemic Trail; distressing lack of subplots; mutual roofies. Please rate, share, subscribe, like - and look for us on Facebook and Twitter! E-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.Happy Thanksgiving!

Here at SoL-Mates, we have your up-to-the-minute election coverage on the contentious race between the Robot and the Aztec Mummy! Hear our guest anchors break down every scintillating element of this electoral bout! Get the most recent exit polling data after we escape the clutches of a mummy who wants to beat the ever-loving hell out of us! Wonder exactly how a pre-recorded and edited podcast manages to get pre-empted by all manner of things. Who will win? The answer: democracy.Host Segments: four years candy-corn free; Tungsten man; the empty promise of the vacuum bag; quantum Mexico; Jeff old-mansplains serials; luchador caricaturist; Kids in the Tomb; library envy; The Cody Clause; an always-timely Leroy Jenkins reference; hyp-mo-tized; the ontology of Joe Don Baker; yellow-dog Crow-mocrats. As always, like - share - rate - subscribe. Find us on Twitter and Facebook, or e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

What happens when Joe can't stop Devori from filling a whole short with material he would have otherwise cut because HE'S NOT THE BOSS OF HER? It's a very spoopie SoL-Mates Halloween episode! Chill and mildly thrill as the SoL-Mates tell their favorite spooky stories and JOE. CAN'T. EDIT. THEM. OUT. Warning: Joe's spooky story will harrow your very soul and leave you a husk of your former self.Host segments: hairy situations; creepy teens; Devori was ill-equipped; hallway ghosts, #TrickorTweet? Be sure to like, share, rate, subscribe, and visit @solmatespod on Twitter with the hashtag #TrickorTweet to tell us YOUR spoopie tale, and we'll tweet you back with the name of a treat, because that's what Jeff came up with.

It's yet another terrible week for accents here at SoL-Mates as we tackle the first sci-fi western, season 11's Beast of Hollow Mountain! Dios mio!Host segments: MiMi and Jeff are NOT at a Three Dog Night concert; spot-on Pancho; weird, weird West; Mundo Jurasico!; Jeff throws stones in glass houses; irrational fears; dad bod sexy; mah claim!; therapods on meth; Stack v. Farina; a slow priest and a fast priest.Remember to like, share, rate, subscribe and reach out to us on Facebook and Twitter! Email at solmatespodcast@gmail.com

Listen as the SoL-Mates kick of Halloween month by plumbing the depths of their fears AND their Southern accents with Squirm! Also, be sure to look for literature regarding our burgeoning Cult of Coily! ALL HAIL THE SPRING!Host segments: sex and sketti; The Birds, but worms; Devori has beef with Mick; mostly water and goo; Gil's Paul/Saul moment; Jeff's worm academy; masturbation trunk. (CW: attempted rape)Be sure to like, rate, share, and subscribe! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook, and e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com

The SoL-Mates have done it again! Through our patented combination of wit and ribald humor, we've turned a mediocre episode into a romp more fun that Joe Don Baker hiding in a closet watching you with your lover. Duck and cover for Rocket Attack U.S.A!Host segments: totally unhelpful apocalypse tips; a long short; totally reliable narrators; sweet, sweet caldera death; hooray for jingoism!; the very best spy boy; go a lot to Russia; Operation LG Mediocre; inappropriate Mr. Rogers. Please remember to like, share, rate, subscribe. @solmatespod, SoL-Mates MST3K Podcast (FB), or e-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com

For the 40th episode of SoL-Mates, we searched high and low amongst the best experts we could find who were related to us and were currently staying in one of our houses at the time this episode was recorded. That's right! SoL-Mates has a special guest this week while we talk about The Touch of Satan and how silky smooth it is!Host segments: Joe's searing insight into shitty plots; Melissa's magical vagina; Jeff old mansplains wassail; the devil's in the details; Burt Bacharach's Touch of Satan; lay off the Satan, Ev; Ken Thorne-lookin' dudes; Thistle-dick!; bitter like a walnut shell.Please like, share, rate, subscribe. Look for us on Twitter, Facebook, and e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.Keep retweeting the link!

In this episode, the SoL-Mates take on MST3K's treatment of the space opera classic (yes, classic) Manhunt in Space! Along the way, everyone learns how they feel about Winky, and Devori and Joe are definitely, wisely childless by choice. cw: rape/sexual assault narratives and suicideHost segments: Vena's little helper; indignant Winky; CAN WE GET A PREDICATE?; Joel Hodgson - Space Ranger?; the sad tale of Scotty; worst matriarchy ever; minor GOT spoilersPlease like, share, rate, and subscribe! Twitter - @solmatespod, FB Solmates MST3K podcast, email solmatespodcast@gmail.com

We're tackling MST3K favorite Overdrawn at the Memory Bank this week, and you know what that means! PLEDGE BREAKS! But, like, cool pledge breaks. And 100% less Kingston Trio and Peter, Paul, & Mary.Be sure to listen to the end to hear how to win a prize in our very own Review Pledge Drive! If you don't, you're no better than a mangy old baboon. Host Segments: a five-star episode; Teeny Little Super Tattoo; the perils of doppling; Jeff's OATMB fan theories are DEEP; what's the deal with Fingal?; The Tao of Daisy; BVM is very different from BBM; wherein we discover that 1984 was an AWESOME year for movies, but not this one; Lloyd Doppler. Please like, share, rate, and subscribe! Twitter: @solmatespod, Facebook: Sol-Mates MST3K podcast; e-mail solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

Are you ready for your two favorite mans to talk about their favorite Manhattans? It's a veritable man Manhattan minisode up in here! Joe and Jeff really dig into the spirit of the Rocket #9 Lounge and share their favorite Manhattan recipes, as well as some deep thoughts. (Well -- deep for a Wednesday afternoon.) We also bid farewell to a MST3K legend.Host segments: dueling Manhattans; good vermouth; bring me something fruity; podcast check-in.As always, like, share, rate, and subscribe. Follow us on Twitter @solmatespod, and on Facebook at Solmates MST3K podcast!Keep retweeting the link!

The SoL-Mates are bidding a fond farewell to #SummerOfPecs 2018 with Hercules and the Captive Women. What happens when a domesticated Hercules just doesn't want to go adventuring anymore? What happens when you find out your daughter is the only thing standing between you and eternal life? What happens when you manifest your terrible id in the guise of uncanny blonde "ubermensch?" What happens when Joe is dubious about literally every plot point? What happens when Jeff drinks a looooooooot of Long Island Iced Teas? This episode happens!Host Segments: Hercules is the original Pooh-bear; like, 1/4 god; a heapin' helpin' of leper jokes; Herc can't hold his drink; Jeff's still working through his Lucas issues; The Prairie Dog (TM); Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (Hercules-style).Please like, share, rate, and subscribe. Follow us on Twitter at @solmatespod, on Facebook at SoL-Mates MST3K podcast, or e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com. Keep retweeting the link!

Our #SummerOfPecs continues with the greasy, greasy Outlaw (of Gor). If Cabot falls into another dimension without a nerdy sidekick to constantly shriek his name, is he even really there?Host segments: simultaneous ziggurating; Gor-y granddad; Devori and the Trial of the Talker; John "Don't Call it Kink" Norman; Schrodinger's Dune; Jeff's got a thing; Joe's got the vapors.Please be sure to like, share, rate, subscribe on your podcatcher! Follow us on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K Podcast. Reach out to us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

We're kicking off our second annual SUMMER OF PECS with the classic Hercules Unchained! We greased up real good and threw some furniture around, so we hope you'll enjoy listening.Host segments: the nutritional merits of "hot dish"; mythology joke!; Steel vs. Reeves; Iole outside the bar at 1:00 AM; great myths of Mediterranean stereotypes; Gypsy love; Devori's tired of Hercules' shitAs always, this episode is brought to you by Bill's Beans. Visit and buy at www.billsbeans.com, #buythosebeans. Please share, rate, review, subscribe!

We've got another LISTENER REQUEST *even more sick guitar licks*! This week, it's The Dead Talk Back. Man are the dead rude.Host Segments: DJ Girl Murderer; Englewood Noir; going full Daltry; MiMi and Jeff's long journey into Jerry; Most Haunted Curtain Rods; Joe Don: The Worst RoomateThis episode brought to you by Bill's Beans - check them out at www.billsbeans.com #buythosebeansLike, share, rate, subscribe! Follow us on Twitter @solmatespod, on Facebook at Sol-Mates MST3K podcast, or e-mail us for sponsorship opportunities at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

On this week's episode, we tackle a listener request: Warrior of the Lost World! MiMi didn't want to do it, but we made her. Bonus: we were drunk on caffeine, not booze.Host Segments: What's your dream apocalypse?; a loose dad in the studio; spaghetti apocalypse; not getting too carried away with fascist oppression; Pleasance-ville; Warrior of the Love Connection; we still hate Max Keller; Lost World: Warrior-er.Be sure to visit our fine sponsor, Bill's Beans at billsbeans.com and remember to #buythosebeans!Please like, share, rate, and subscribe!