Boonta Vista Socialist Club

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A slow joyride to the airport, the free episode debut of Headline News, a rabbit terrorising Iowa, another cop toilet gun mishap, and New Mexico's looming hot air balloon disaster. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

One weird trick that makes crime legal in Ohio. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for about the price of a schooner a week at patreon.com/BoontaVista.

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A railroad-themed Great American Hall of Name, plus a fair and balanced investigation into the benefits and drawbacks of recreationally abusing the things on your spice rack. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

As a little Mothers Day treat from us to you, we've unlocked an episode from behind our famous Iron Paywall. Consider subscribing maybe? *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A sexy mishap in the German woods, a farewell to the Forceful tug, monkeys loose in Lancaster, an award-winning burger, an eclectic burglary, and a very short-lived scam. *** Get the rest of our bonus episodes by signing up at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: The three visitations of an invited bear, the dangers of the buffet on deck 16, how to make a battery disappear, the most disappointing ant in the colony, and turkey mistakes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A German bondage fan falls into strife in the woods. Get the rest of this bonus episode and some 300 other bonus episodes for the price of a cup of coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: The medium-sized theft of a tiny house, an absence of Nazi gold in a Dutch village, stolen valour at an ultra marathon, and how not to illegally buy your boxes of body parts. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

I apologise if you've already listened through the one where the audio was fucked but here it is fixed. If you haven't: ignore this message. Thank you. Love you. *** Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: 2 million hammers with one tiny flaw, a roadside zoo funded by local government corruption, a very unlikely train-adjacent tragedy, and history's most effortless prison escape. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The death of the Maine Lobster Festival Sea Goddess, an expanding hole in Iowa, a check-in on the Live fandom, and Dutch bike helmet controversy. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

As a little thank you for your hard work during the crucial month of Plapril, we thought we'd chuck you a little freebie. Enjoy your taste of what life is like behind the paywall. *** Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mysterious sea beast in a New Orleans park, hot dog chaos in Philadelphia, an ice disk of hitherto unseen proportion, and the monarch of a short-haul flight. *** Get the rest of our bonus episodes by signing up at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warm, chemically distinct liquid gushing from the seafloor, a Dutch balloonist with no conscience, and a secondhand report on a cruise ship mishap. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Join us behind the paywall as we discuss incredible voyages beyond the veil of death. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Artist, musician, fashion designer and Brisbane icon Phoebe Paradise joins us to talk about: The ideal British diet, salvia-induced worm behaviour, using magic to trick monkeys, and the RIPing report. *** Get tickets to Vale Vivi here: https://thetivoli.com.au/events/vale-vivi *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

There's nothing more beautiful than the universal bond of motherhood, except maybe the movie Congo. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A Floridian crystal philanthropist, an unlicensed Canadian stunt driver, a big pile of deer carcasses in Tennessee, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The menus of the Pennsylvania school system, a car detailing prodigy, the worst way to watch porn, a cartoon mishap, an American abroad, and a hot tub animal attack. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

America continues to provide wonderful stories of firearm excellence, documented here behind the paywall in the Clipping Report. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An ATV crash that makes you go hmm, an algae bloom that makes you go blind, badger sabotage, art traps, mind-bending ape rotation, and how to not be attacked by a zebra. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Several zoo containment breaches, the accidental removal of something very precious, the story of a very old clam, and the Tipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Released from behind the paywall for your listening pleasure, an episode of the Theo Philes recorded back in December in which Theo and Ben bring you harrowing tales of mayhem and malpractice from both the golden age of ballooning and the dawn of cryonics. *** Get more episodes like this from our Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista