Boonta Vista Socialist Club

Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: A scam that promises to put a silverback gorilla directly into the back of your Mazda 6, a Cincinnati Chilli Parent Trap situation, and the trials and tribulations of a Finnish penis. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah. *** Theo and Lucy are joined by water expert (?) and semi-permanent guest Jesse Black to talk about some deeply unfortunate thing that have happened at sea and in the sky. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by award-winning comedian and awful little creature Demi Lardner to talk about one poorly executed almost crime, one mystery animal identified, and a type of miracle cowboy bathtub. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah. *** Theo, Lucy, and Andrew bring you: Explicable human remains in a watercourse, a terrifying moose ordeal, and an update on the scourge of laser strikes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew tackle: A uniquely Australian, uniquely shit NFT scam; a high stakes racing pigeon heist gone awry for a lack of creativity; and the all-time leaderboard for Dutch fertility clinic perverts. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah. In this week's bonus: Giving love a second chance, porn-induced manslaughter, potato crime, American drivers, and giving frogs Wolverine powers. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Theo and Ben look at: A lovely home invader, the rejected number plates of Florida, state-sanctioned drunk driving, and the inscrutable motives of a man trying to nourish an infant. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Recorded live on the internet, it's the show we were going to do in person but couldn't because of the Big C. In this episode: A Nebraskan Great American Hall of Name, the introduction of Regional Bullshit, the crime of Child Purchase, a mystery beast, and a badass mini Theo Philes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The extended theme to the new segment Regional Bullshit, about the kind of bullshit that little towns in Australia love to do.

Andrew and Ben are joined by comedian and Worst Idea of all Time host Guy Montgomery for an installment of the Shipping Report, plus: Mysterious Dutch river skulls and the wanking Pompeii guy. *** Guy's upcoming Sydney and Melbourne shows: https://www.instagram.com/p/CY2g94PPZyW/ The Worst Idea of all Time: https://www.worstideaofalltime.com/about.html *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo and Ben get into: The infamous Pittsburgh toilet, Dutch hamsters sneaking covid into Hong Kong, a deeply unfortunate coffin swap, the limits of masturbation, and a man torn about selling his shitty cars to the Taliban. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew and Ben are joined by Cameron and Kai from the new monsters-only podcast Monster Crazy to talk about, you guessed it: monsters. We go deep on regional cryptids, fuckable Universal Monsters, and shaved chimps. *** Outro: Amos Moses - Jerry Reed *** Listen to Monster Crazy: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/monster-crazy/id1603298281 Buy Kai's art: https://www.inprnt.com/frames/kaiklops/ Listen to Podcast About List: https://podcastaboutlist.podbean.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We talk a lot of shit about the Dutch on this podcast, it's time to do something different: Let a Dutch listener talk shit about the Dutch for us. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/boontavista

We're back for another year, can you believe it. This week: We revisit the terrifying traditions of New Year's Eve in the Netherlands, the clones of the Queen (dead), and a rain of miracle fish in the US. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

If you see a payphone, say something into a payphone. 1800 317 515, that's the Boonta Vista hotline. (Of Wolf and Man by Metallica, to answer your question.)

It's a little Christmas treat for you before we take two weeks off for the holidays! Theo and Ben talk about the ur-text of chiropractic and a very nice tree stump. Thanks very much for listening this year, we hope your Christmas is a lovely one. *** Outro: Christmas Time Is Here - Khruangbin *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week: A woman who hired a Grinch but was not prepared to be Grinched, swarms of praying mantises ruining Christmas, a truly insufferable restaurant concept, a mysterious river of beer in Hawaii, and an unexpected and altogether strange Lead Pipe. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Instead of getting scammed, simply bet on fixed dog fights. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Brisbane icon, fashion designer, artist and podcaster Phoebe Paradise joins us to talk about: The saga of a possible Banksy in Kidderminster, an adults-only golf course in Sheffield, and some magic socks that will QR code your body into perfect health. *** Phoebe Paradise: https://www.phoebeparadise.com/ Don't Worry It's Not Just you: https://podcasts.apple.com/ee/podcast/dont-worry-its-not-just-you/id1592573549 *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista