Bassomatic: Daily Experimental Bass Podcast

If you concatenate the first name Rupert with the word rain and add folg at the end you get Rupertrainfolg, which doesn't sound half as bad as what it doesn't mean.

Hello grand mommy, I thought you'd like some sweets and lime, so I brought you some. Oh thank you my youngster, she replied, I do love sweets and lime, thank you, thank you very much. Come here and lets take a cup of tea together.

Joel is one of those ordinary writers that just writes ordinary stuff for ordinary readers. His salary is nothing extraordinary and he drives an ordinary car from his dull home to his boring work. In an ordinary world he is quite fit.

They planned this family reunion for a month. Everything was set. The menu was decided as to accomoate all tastes, beverages where the finest that could, even the musical playlist was chosen in order to please everyone. That was without knowing the little detail that would ruin the party. The Svens are coming, and they don't intend to do soft figuration.

Not to say there are no clues on the whereabouts of the diverse protagonists, but I wonder why and what, and maybe even where the last standing officer went after tea.

Say byebye to the chaussette because it is leaving now. Yes it is not late yet, but she's getting bored.

The cheese is as nefastious as the chicken loaf in terms of refrigerator social behaviours. The freaks of the refrigerator have their own laws and beware if you don't respect them.

The wall shaked, the ground was moving, and then the fissures. Broohaaahaaa the whole building collapsed in a huge cloud of dust and flames.

My brain is dead. My feets are still running.

There are a few myths that persist. For example it wasn't Zorro and his horse, but Zorro and his dog. When they filmed the show they however believed it would look too ackards having Zorro sit on a big dog, so that's how this one started.

The only word in vicking tribe picknick that is correctly written is tribe. Too many c's there are.

Olala, this is noisy.

Who could understand such an absurd statement without a bit more information on the context. Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa could be meaningless unless you knew that his parents actually named him overhad wide space. Overhead Wide Ppace Mitchell Reymond is a nice guy, just has a complicated name.

It was very interesting for that process to work. Swiss quality, and seriousness, great taste and near zero calories. Swiss carbless fat is the future of neutral cooking.

I really wanted to say this in English, but I can't find any word to translate the french term contrepetrie. Because quits while it sits could well be one, but it is not.

The derby for a small digger is a once a year event. Anyone can participate. The fee is hundred and fifty two dollar fifty, or hundred and one euro and fifty cents for those on this side of the ocean. Once payed you'll get all the other important details by regular mail.

At first I wanted to say fat booty, but fat ass was a bit more what I intended. So I wrote it down and finally it works as expected, efficiently and expressively.

And once again the whole crew felt inclined to invite the blue bell deep diving freestyle team to join the tremor. No cats will be accepted this time. Too complicated to manage.

A frivolous hen and an egg makes the farm a more interesting place. That's how the everyday dullness is forgotten to the best of incrdible day to day stories.

In a near future the only two interesting objects for cyborgs will be rockets and motorcycles. The first to protect them against automatic defense bots, the second to escape from them.