Who Are These Podcasts?

This is a bonus episode where I admit that I was forced to take down episodes 88 and 97 due to cyberbullying. Anyone who is interested in my response to a bunch of strangers hoping to get me fired can check it out. Spoiler - they're all heroes.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

True Crime 204 is a podcast out of Winnipeg, Canada hosted by two tweens who just learned how to read/talk. Alright, some of that is not true but it's very close to reality.  Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to make fun of this show, then eventually feel bad about it.  This podcast was not fun to listen to but was a ton of fun to review. While to some it may seem like we're being very mean for no reason, the actual purpose of WATP is to get people like this to think twice before starting a podcast. Future hosts should ask themselves questions like, "Am I interesting to listen to?" "Can I pronounce words?" and "What's my mental disorder that I think I should be hosting a show when I'm a complete idiot and have nothing of value to contribute?" We are truly doing God's work.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's hard to have a brief discussion about The Alex Jones Show. Many people feel that this show is the main reason why Donald Trump is the president right now. Well, that and some poorly executed Facebook ads that Putin purchased with his AmEx back in September. Cros joins the show to discuss all things Alex Jones including some wild statements he's made in the past, what a typical episode sounds like, his endless supply of snake oil infused products, his cool bumpers, and of course the fact that he's bat-sh*t crazy. We also discuss Planet Maynard, the interview with Deana Marie, Cros's rebuttal to a game we recently played, and we tease next week's episode. It's a show jam packed with content that you need to know in order to keep your family safe from the globalists. One thing I've learned is that they are coming to get you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were thrown a curve ball this week. Rather than the usual show format, I had a conversation with Deana Marie, the host of Twisted Philly. I was mainly interested in her obsession with negative reviews. I'm not saying everyone should be like us and read each of their one-star reviews on the show, but if you're going to put yourself out there you should learn how to deal with criticism in a healthy way (hint: offering a bounty for someone's identity may not be healthy). I think you'll find this conversation compelling. If not, I'm sure you'll let me know how shitty this one was... fucking Twitter. Keep sending us your show suggestions and constructive criticism - watpshow@gmail.com.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're joined once again by Doug from Who's Right (@Whos_right_pod ). If anyone has a reason to hate us, it's Doug. First we bashed his show on episode 86. Then we had him cohost on a show that reviewed a three hour podcast about the earth being flat. And now he's listening to terrible video game music and nerds discussing topics that couldn't matter less. Sorry Doug. At the end of the show Karl shoehorns in more Isotopes music. Check out the band if you're interested: http://theisotopes.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we head back down under to review an Australian show called Planet Maynard... or Bunga Bunga... or something. If you like lots of random drops, background noise, a distracting amount of editing, and music beds for no reason, then you're an idiot. And also, you'll love Planet Maynard. Andy the GOAT is back on the show to play clips, some of which are correctly labeled. He also plays everyone's favorite game, Name the Worst Song by This Band I Just Said. Big thanks to Tim and Maynard for reaching out, these are good people. Cheers you blokes.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you super proud of your lifestyle? Do you host a show about how awesome your life decisions are? Apparently these vegans think that the way they live their life is so amazing and important that you should listen to them explain how great they are. I don't know, I think you should create a show that features content that is interesting... but what do I know? We also talk about a podcast that is trying to shut us down. After reaching out to our hosting company and failing, The Vanished has decided that they'll demand iTunes take us down. They are literally trying to censor the Internet. Very progressive dummies. Good luck with that. Sorry this isn't Soviet Russia or Nazi Germany. This is a free country. Sucks for you. We also talk about a guy who is in the WATP hater hall of fame, John from the Brand X Podcast. He spends a lot of time explaining how we suck, most of which we agree with. It's also fun that he threatens physical violence. Hilarious jokes!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f

This week we review a show hosted by two guys named Bill who interview a celebrity whose first name is Bill. Just about everything in that previous sentence is false. It's just grown children playing pretend... poorly.  Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show. She spent the week trying to pull clips and figure out her angle on the show. You know what she didn't spend the week doing? Recording more jingles. It's been a long freakin' time. Come on Jen!! We also spend some time talking about all of the hate we've been receiving recently. There are a lot of angry people on the internet. I wish these angry people would focus their efforts on something that is truly enraging - terrible improv comedy. There's a lot of it and it needs to be stopped! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This was a fun week. Doug from Who's Right joins us to discuss a group of people who think the Earth is flat and stationary.  It turns out these dummies are very bad at reasoning. Also, these dummies are dumb. Surprising.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we spread holiday cheer by reviewing a snoozefest called The Unwritable Rant. Somehow this podcast has interviewed Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, Ari Shaffir, Charlie Daniels and many other celebrities who are way too good for this show.  But it's not just interviews. The often blurry Juliette Miranda also explains how Wild Turkey tastes and tells you boring stories from her life. Who's Juliette Miranda you ask? Great question. Kevin joins the show to talk about driving to the new Star Wars movie. Well, at least I think it was the new Star Wars movie. I can't remember if he clarified that or not. We also play a game, read new reviews, and reveal the sentence of the week.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's Right is a podcast who asked us to review their show. The last time that happened Everyone Has a Podcast got extremely butt hurt and their mom called our mom. And then we got in trouble. Hopefully this one turns out better. Joe joins the show once again and for some reason promotes heroin use. He is extremely pro heroin. Good luck with that Joe.  We also discuss Net Neutrality for no reason whatsoever. What is this, a show that deals with topical issues? I sure hope not. Who would care what Karl Aspergers has to say? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WATP is taking the week off, but we did record 30 new seconds of audio and we typed this entire sentence. So.... Kevin and Karl review a podcast called SnatchThatWeave, episode entitled STW vs. EVERYBODY. Unfortunately the podcast doesn't feature snatches or even weaving for that matter which is a bummer because Kevin bought a loom specifically in preparation for this week. Thankfully, he was able to sell the loom on Craigslist albeit at a significant loss. Anyways, enjoy listening to a couple of white guys act like they know something about anything. We have to go now, Five Guys is about to close.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of the best segments of any morning radio show is when the hosts play games with callers. So it makes sense to have a podcast with only games. How could you possibly fuck that up? Well, here's how. You play games that are sent in by listeners that make zero sense and lead to awkward improv exercises. Also, you have a low-energy dolt make up theme songs for each game.  Andy joins the show to help us understand that despite the terrible execution of this podcast, it wasn't the worst thing we've ever heard. It was actually almost good. I'm still not sure how that makes sense.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The podcast we review this week has a unique format. A gay man (Dylan Marron) puts out provocative videos meant to get a reaction out of people with a conservative ideology. When he gets that reaction in the comments section, he calls that person. That conversation is this podcast. It's a fascinating construct, he gets to be both the instigator as well as the victim.  Before you listen to this show I want to warn you that we talk about trigger warnings. If that's something you're uncomfortable with you should probably skip it. We're very happy to have Kevin back on the show along with a guest appearance from Steve Harvey. We read some recent iTunes reviews and reveal Karl's new nickname (according to Twitter). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember that show Loveline? People would call in with their problems in order to get expert advice from Dr. Drew Pinsky. Comedian Adam Carolla was quick with hilarious quips, making the advice-style show entertaining. This week we listened to a show that misses the mark on this format in every possible way. The podcast is called "what's ur problem" and it is almost perfectly terrible.  We're joined by WATP first-timer Todd Gursslin, cohost of Hate This Podcast. Todd learns what it's like to be forced to listen to a terrible podcast, and he's angry about it. You can never unhear what's ur problem. Sorry dude. Check out Todd's show: http://hatethispodcast.podomatic.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we listen to a show that is purposely awkward and completely devoid of any comedic value. The extremely old and boring KarenLee Poter talks to her unfunny stand-up comedian son about sex. Here's the joke - the old woman loves sex. Get it? Both of these dummies are trying to turn themselves into personalities based on this boring premise. We also discuss the reaction of the Cum Boys from last week and other things that you may or may not find interesting. Oh, and Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show! YAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is an interesting podcast. It seems like it's for 14 year olds, but for some reason it has thousands of fans. Andy (the GOAT) is back and he doesn't understand the mass appeal at all. We also address the recent shit storm from Twitter over our review of Everyone Has A Podcast (EHAP). Holy shit they suck. Zero sense of humor. We don't usually say this but fuck those assholes. They suck. For reelz. It's embarrassing.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review propaganda disguised as comedy. The production is fantastic. The content is garbage. Cros joins us to explain how the execution of their jokes miss every time.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryon and Adam live in Canada. That's cool. The problem is, they also have a podcast. Ugh. It is not good. There's no format and, for some reason, they consider it to be a comedy show. There have been no laughs... none! Joe joins the show this week to dissect this garbage. Plug your nose and listen to the latest offering from WATP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we venture down to Texas to listen to two under-educated bros tell us about a haunted couch. Emily Prokop from The Story Behind podcast joins us to explain how you don't have to leave coughing and other disgusting mouth noises in your podcast. If you're one of the Michaels who hosts this audible garbage that you call a podcast, get out a pen and paper, and then stab yourself repeatedly with the pen. We also read some recent posts from the Dick Show's subreddit that provide constructive feedback such as suck sh*t and get f*cked. Enjoy. Check out Emily's show: http://thestorybehindpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices