Don't Tell My Mother

Arden Myrin (Chelsea Lately, MadTV) joined us in April to spill the beans on all the naughty college sex-capades she had. Which was to say... None.  NONE? Even a blind squirell finds a nut sometimes? We love her just the same! Be sure to check Donttellmymother.com for upcoming shows!Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Barry Rothbart (Conan, The Wolf of Wall Street) encounters 800 penises. Really, there's not much more we can say about that. Except that we're so happy he shared it with us! We had a great show last night in Los Angeles! Thank you to Jen Kober, Diane Neal, Tom Lenk, Davy Rothbart and Nancy Lee Grahn! An even bigger thank you to the wonderful audience that came out to support us. Be sure to check Donttellmymother.com for upcoming shows! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Our esteemed host, Nikki Levy, is back with one of her favorite stories.  This is the true account of a naive 15 year old girl who visits Israel, eats her first schnitzel and learns how to give a hand job. We can all relate to this, right? Wait, what? Enjoy Hand Job in the Holy Land, we know one lucky young man who did. Mark your Calendars! May 9th in Los Angeles at Cafe Fais Do Do, Don't Tell My Mother! is back with an amazing lineup! Diane Neal (Law & Order: SVU) Jen Kober (Anger Management, American Reunion) Tom Lenk (Argo, Buffy) Nancy Lee Grahn (General Hospital) Nikki Levy (Epic) with music by Abby Posner and special guestsVisit Donttellmymother.com for tickets!Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Alison Becker, actress, comedian, Rob Lowe's love interest on Parks and Recreation, all around lovely and talented lady joined us to spill the deep, dark secrets of her earliest criminal hijinx. It's a good thing that juvenile arrest records aren't available otherwise we'd all know what she did.  Wait, she just told us all about.  Ok, please just don't tell her Mother. Mark your Calendars! May 9th in Los Angeles at Cafe Fais Do Do, Don't Tell My Mother! is back live with an amazing lineup! Diane Neal (Law & Order: SVU) Tom Lenk (Argo, Buffy) Nancy Lee Grahn (General Hospital) Nikki Levy (Epic) with music by Abby Posner and special guestsVisit Donttellmymother.com for tickets!Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Amanda Marks is a Key Art Award Winning Copywriter for motion pictures.  She has appeared on This American LIfe and graced our stage last year for the Father's Day Dysfunction episode. Today, she shares the truth about picking the right guy... out of a freezer. Mark your Calendars! May 9th in Los Angeles at Cafe Fais Do Do, Don't Tell My Mother! is back live with an amazing lineup! Diane Neal (Law & Order: SVU)Tom Lenk (Argo, Buffy)Nancy Lee Grahn (General Hospital)Nikki Levy (Epic) with music by Abby Posner and special guests Visit Donttellmymother.com for tickets! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Comedian and Writer, Laurie Kilmartin took time from writing for Conan, performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live and Last Comic Standing to join us on our Father's Day show.  She shared a loving, honest portrait of her father, warts and all.  It's heartfelt and most of all, very funny! We had a TREMENDOUS show last night in Los Angeles!  Thank you to all the DTMM! fans that came out, we loved seeing you all there.  Stay tuned to www.Donttellmymother.com for upcoming showtimes in Los Angeles, New York and... Chicago! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

We've said it before, we'll say it again... We LOVE Jen Kober! She's been such a great friend to Don't Tell My Mother! This is a long form story, so sit back and relax.  It's our lengthiest DTMM! yet and we know you're going to love it.  It involves taking a leap of faith, out of a perfectly functional airplane.  Next Thursday, 4/11, we are back, LIVE in Los Angeles!  Join us at Cafe Fai Do Do, to see these amazingly talented performers! Storytellers include Jen Kirkman (Chelsea Lately), Adam Shapiro (1600 Penn), Ron Morehouse (The Amazing Spider-Man) & Jackie Kashian (Conan)! Visit Donttellmymother.com for tickets! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

We have the pleasure of bringing you a story from Jason Stuart, a comic, actor and most of all, great friend to Don't Tell My Mother.  He's been on Entourage, The Closer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and House, to name a few.  He joined us for National Coming Out day and shared a wonderfully honest story about his early adventures in dating and games. Get ready for our next live show, coming to Los Angeles April 11. Storytellers include Jen Kirkman (Chelsea Lately), Adam Shapiro (1600 Penn), Ron Morehouse (The Amazing Spider-Man) & Jackie Kashian (Conan)! Visit Donttellmymother.com for tickets! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Mark Miller is a writer and humorist. He created stand-up comedy material for Roseanne, Rodney Dangerfield, Joan Rivers, Jimmie Walker, Gallagher, Jay Leno, Garry Shandling, Jim Carrey, Dana Carvey and... if you're not impressed already then you need to take a long look at yourself in a mirror and evaluate your life. He joined us last year to share a personal story of Samson and his other hair... down there. Get ready for our next live show, coming to Los Angeles April 11. Storytellers include Jen Kirkman (Chelsea Lately), Adam Shapiro (1600 Penn), Ron Morehouse (The Amazing Spider-Man) & Jackie Kashian (Conan)! Visit Donttellmymother.com for tickets! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Drew Droege, or as you may know him, the Internet's Chloe Sevigny.  Seriously, Google it.  He's a Groundling, has been on Hot in Cleveland and Chelsea Lately. He joined us last year to tell us about his encounter with the erotic world of horror.   Get ready for our next live show, coming to Los Angeles April 11. Visit Donttellmymother.com for tickets and upcoming shows. Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

We love Betty Goldstein! She is a blogger for HuffPo, a contributing author to What Was I thinking?: 58 Bad Boyfriend Stories, a talented storyteller and an even lovelier woman.  Today she talks about the time she used an heirloom, bequeathed to her by her mother... a genital grooming kit. Get ready for our next live show, coming to Los Angeles in early April.  Stay tuned to Donttellmymother.com for upcoming shows. Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Therapy is amazing.  It can help you cope with trauma, work through problems and help a person find some sanity in their life.  It's not, however, meant to be a dating service.  This is a lesson our intrepid host, Nikki Levy, learned the hard way. Last night was another amazing live Don't Tell My Mother! in Los Angeles. Thanks to all who came out and all our wonderful performers. Stay tuned to Donttellmymother.com for upcoming shows. Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Jackie Kashian is the shiznit. A stand up comic just seen on Conan O'Brien, she hosts the very popular podcast The Dork Forest, where she digs into guests dorkiest obsessions with a fine tooth comb. We had the pleasure of turning the tables on her and she opened up about how the cruelest of cuts can come from those closest. Basically, she's Han Solo and her friend is Lando.  What?  Too dorky? DTMM! is back in LA with a live show on February 28th at Fais Do Do featuring Mary Lynn Rajskub (aka Chloe from "24") and the bluegrass band Fiddle and Pine. Tickets are available here. Come out and see us live, you'll be glad you did.  And we're planning a return show in NYC, and a Chicago debut. Check out www.donttellmymother.com for updates! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.  

This week's guest is a great friend of the show, and one helluva guy! Tom O'Connor is a writer, comedian, teacher and Punk Rocker extraordinaire.  He just published his eBook, "Ask a Punk!", which you should check out here! DTMM! is back in LA with a live show on February 28th at Fais Do Do featuring Mary Lynn Rajskub (aka Chloe from "24") and the bluegrass band Fiddle and Pine. Tickets are available here. Come out and see us live, you'll be glad you did.  And we're planning a return show in NYC, and a Chicago debut. Check out www.donttellmymother.com for updates! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Cindy Chupack is one of the most talented and influential writers working in television today. Writer and Executive Producer of "Sex and the City," she's also worked on sich obscure shows as "Modern Family" and "Everybody Loves Raymond." And, yeah, she's won a few Emmys. Cindy joined us for our one-year anniversary show in October, and after hearing her story "Til Death or Homosexuality Do us Part," we fell in love with her even more. Sit back and put your hands together for Cindy Chupack! DTMM! is back in LA with a live show on February 28th at Fais Do Do featuring Mary Lynn Rajskub (aka Chloe from "24"). Tickets are available here. Come out and see us live, you'll be glad you did. ALSO! We are proud to announce the Don't Tell My Mother! Creative Writing Workshop, a six-week class designed to help you generate and craft your stories for the page and stage.  Details here! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

We love Jen Kober! An amazing comic and actor, Jen has been seen on "Anger Management" and "The Mindy Project," and she's a mainstay at Don't Tell My Mother!, appearing five times. We don't know why she keeps coming back, but we're glad she does! This time out, Jen opens up about her first love...sliced American cheese. This may actually be the most romantic episode of Don't Tell My Mother! to date. Cue the sexy music and red wine. Thank you to everyone who came out to Fais Do-Do last week for our show with Diane Neal (Law & Order: SVU)! Our next live show is Feb. 28th! Purchase tickets here! ALSO! We are proud to announce the Don't Tell My Mother! Creative Writing Workshop, a six-week class designed to help you generate and craft your stories for the page and stage.  Details here! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

You've seen Claire Titleman on Parks & Recreation, Veronica Mars and New Girl.  All hilarious performances to be sure, but nothing compares to the story she shares with us at Don't Tell My Mother!  Do you remember the time you talked YOURSELF into a one night stand?  Claire does... We hope you caught our show last night, live in LA!  Stay tuned to this podcast and check www.donttellmymother.com for upcoming showtimes for our next live performance. Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Greg Levine is a mega-talented writer on Parks and Recreation and has worked on The Office and ER.  We hope he lands on a successful show one day, he deserves it.  Greg joined us last year to share the story of how it took him 18 years to lose his... what do you call kissing virginity? Don't Tell My Mother! Live is back in LA!  January 24th at Cafe Fai Do Do! 8pm! Guests include Annabelle Gurwitch (author, You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up), Baron Vaughn (Fairly Legal) and David Dean Bottrell (Boston Legal). Tickets available here! See you there! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

You know Tom Lenk as "Andrew Wells" from the famous TV series Buffy The Vampire Slayer and it's spin-off Angel.  He was in Transformers, Argo and Cabin in the Woods.  He also originated the role of "Franz" in Rock of Ages.  Tom joined us for our Father's Day show, sharing a tale about a on night stand and.. Santa Claus? Don't Tell My Mother! Live is back in LA!  January 24th at Cafe Fai Do Do! 8pm! Guests include Annabelle Gurwitch (author, You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up), Baron Vaughn (Fairly Legal) and David Dean Bottrell (Boston Legal). Tickets available here! See you there! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.

Twins.  You know them, you love them, you enjoy their chewing gum.  Today we bring you the adorable Gary and Larry Lane. You've seen them on Fear Factor, in Spider-Man (2002) and their documentary Hollywood to Dollywood, chronicling their quest to meet their idol, Dolly Parton.  They're from North Carolina and entertaining as all get out. Enjoy their accents. January 24th is our next show in Los Angeles!  Cafe Fai Do Do! 8pm! Guests include Annabelle Gurwitch (author, You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up), Brian Finkelstein (The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Moth) & Dava Krause (House). Tickets available here! Our theme song was written and performed by Steve O'Reilly with lead vocals by Karen Rockower Glass.