Simplistic Reviews Podcast

#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Since Justin decide to go get married we decided to watch a few episodes of the new CW show Gotham Knights, a show no one wants to watch. Here is Ep. 1 of a show that I'm sure will be canceled by the 8th episode. Gotham Knights | Ep. 1 Batman is dead, and a powder keg has ignited Gotham City without the Dark Knight to protect it. In the wake of Bruce Wayne's murder, his adopted son Turner Hayes is framed for his killing. With the charismatic and hard-charging District Attorney Harvey Dent and the GCPD hot on his trail, Turner must rely on allies including his best friend and formidable coder Stephanie Brown, and unlikely Batman sidekick Carrie Kelley. However, they soon learn there is a larger, more nefarious force at work within Gotham City. This team of mismatched fugitives must band together to become its next generation of saviors known as the Gotham Knights. Listen to this Podcast https://s

April Fools don't come more foolish than these three guys. On the Spring Fling edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the guys talk Kanye liking the Jewish people again. They spoof Mario Brothers and Succession at the same time. They play a game of Kill F*%k Marry in honor of Justin getting hitched next month. And they also go to church to confess some sins. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Getting Lucky | 1990 A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw). (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Its March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what we didn't expect is watching a movie that spends a good 10mins up inside a girls vagina, like literally...the whole body holding on for dear life. Yep! Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #GettingLucky #troma  

Getting Lucky | 1990 A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw). (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Its March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what we didn't expect is watching a movie that spends a good 10mins up inside a girls vagina, like literally...the whole body holding on for dear life. Yep! Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #GettingLucky #troma   ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! With so many streaming services, what are your top 3 favorites! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #HBO #Hulu #AmazonPrimeVideo #Appletv

What happens when you mix St. Patrick's Day with the Simplistic Reviews podcast? Well, pretty much the same thing but just more beer. Enjoy the guys going over some trailers, some TV news, some Hulk Hogan racism and sex tapes, and debating the winner of fictional characters fighting to the death.

#Podcast #MovieCommentary #Horror #Terrifier   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links We made it to 200 episodes!!! Thank you everyone for the years of listening. We appreciate the support, so we figured we watch a frightening bloody story, much like our lives.  Terrifier 2 | 2022 Resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County to terrorize a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!   Has DC films has found the magic sauce with James Gunn? Will James fix the DCU? Is Marvel finished? Is Matt drunk? Find out on Simply15! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #DC #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #JamesGunn #Superman

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    Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/IyzTYTU_xLE   It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie.    
Child's Play 3 | 1991 It's been years since Chucky, the doll with the soul and the voice (Brad Dourif) of a psychopathic killer, was apparently destroyed in a fire at a doll factory. Now Chucky's manufacturer is remaking the same line of toys with the old, still haunted materials. This resurrects Chucky, who goes after Andy (Justin Whalin), his former owner, who now attends military school. Chucky slashes his way through a string of grotesque murders as Andy tries to stop the homicidal doll and the spirit within it.   #Halloween #Horror #ChildsPlay #Podcast #MovieCommentary

Just like Roger Murtaugh, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from early retirement. Matthew, DJ, and Justin catch up on all the ins and outs of Hollywood they missed so far. Then they look ahead at all the things they can likely ridicule in the future. All that and more on this brand new episode. 

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!  In Like Flint | 1967 Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Si

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!  In Like Flint | 1967 Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Si

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!   Today is Sunday but we're gonna talk about Wednesday, Netflix's Wednesday...the good and the bad of a different type of Adams Family we haven't seen before. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #Wednesday #adamsfamily

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries!  And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme) Double Team | 1997 A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #jcvd #dennisrodman #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries!  And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme) Double Team | 1997 A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #jcvd #dennisrodman #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter

It's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022. Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips. TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES (Cast In Order Of Appearance) 0:00:55 -  In The Heart Of Darkcast (DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Justin Polizzi)  0:04:50 - Pratt Fall (DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Greg Cafaro)  0:08:10 - Simplistic-Span (Steven C. Phillips, Freddy Maas, Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)  0:13:00 - Oscars So Young (DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt) 0:17:15 - Morbi-Who Pt1 & Pt2 (DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt) 0:21:32 - Fictional Football Hall Of Fame (DJ Valentine) 0:24:37 - WandaReVision (DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh) 0:29:11 - Kenobi Comes Clean (DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt) 0:33:35 - Woody (DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh) 0:36:59 - Alan Grant Is Bad With Kids

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas! Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022! Robotrix | 1991 A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.   #police #robotrix #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas! Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022! Robotrix | 1991 A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.   #police #robotrix #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Today is 2022 a Year in Review The good and bad of movies and tv all in 15 mins (time is based on a 1000 watt microwave) A podcast in 15 minutes! Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews #2022 #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #movies #bodiesbodiesbodies #avatar #wayofthewater #thebatman #houseofthedragon

Christmas come early! Why? Because it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast Holiday Special, stupid! On this merry episode, the boys peruse around in Santa's Sack of goodies. They go into an in depth conversation about Sex & The City...24 years too late. They play a little Joker's Wild, which leads into them taking a piss out of The Dark Knight Rises. And Julie gives her take on the Hallmark Channel. All that and more on this Christmas cheer episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.