Off The Chain With Doberman Dan

On the latest episode of "Off The Chain" I was going to  share the story of my recent solo music album release. But it quickly veered off in a different direction. And I got to ranting on matters of the spirit.  (Or quantum physics, whichever you believe.) Some people are saying this might be one of the most life  changing rants that has ever dribbled out of my maniacal mouth. You be the judge here...   All the best, Doberman Dan

I had an interesting chat with my colleague Sean D'Souza. Within the first 15 seconds Sean revealed an effortless secret for making a lot more money. No, that's not stereotypical copywriter hyperbole. The secret really IS effortless. It's what allows Sean to make enough money to take a 3-month vacation every year. I'm tellin' ya... this is BREAKTHROUGH stuff for entrepreneurs. Click here to hear my chat with Sean on the latest episode of Off The Chain.   All the best, Doberman Dan

Being an entrepreneur requires you to think differently than the rest of the world. Yet many try to apply their previously engrained ways of thinking and doing things. You can make progress with that. For a while. Then you hit a wall. And many stay stuck there forever. If you wanna get unstuck, you gotta know the #1 reason most entrepreneurs plateau. (And no, it's not lack of capital.) Click here to discover the mistake that's holding you back from the fast growth and big money you desire. All the best, Doberman Dan

Yeah, I know. You don't have the time you need to get everything done. Like I used to say to all the mentals I had to deal with on the police department... I believe that YOU believe that. Truth is, you don't have a time management problem. You have a [blank] management problem. Click here to fill in the blank. All the best, Doberman Dan

And it works almost instantly. You're about to hear the story of Krebiozen. And how this secret not only cures cancer… it can bring you riches beyond belief. Heck, it can bring you ANYTHING your heart desires. Discover the secret here… All the best, Doberman Dan

How Liquor.com was founded back in the Wild, Wild West days of the Internet is a great study in "bootstrap entrepreneurism" paying off BIG time. But the most interesting part is how and WHEN it paid off. A valuable lesson in "planting lots seeds." And that's just one of the MANY revelations my special guest, Steve Olsher revealed. Click here to hear the surprising confessions of an online business pioneer and proverbial serial entrepreneur. I think you're gonna find this quite eye opening. All the best, Doberman Dan

Marketing people treat the law of reciprocity like it's marketing gospel. Heck, some people base their entire business around it. How about we examine what the biggest proponent... at least the most QUOTED proponent of the law of reciprocity thinks about it, shall we? Click here to hear what all the scuttlebutt is about on the latest episode of Off The Chain. You're gonna find this quite eye opening. All the best, Doberman Dan

There seems to be two types of business owners. One makes money. (Sometimes.) The other builds a business AND makes money. Your mindset is what determines which of these you do. It's why most of the biggest names in the Internet Marketing world are no longer around. And it determines if you just get by... or get rich. Click here and prepare to be enlightened. All the best, Doberman Dan

My foray into bodybuilding was an initial 10-year journey of darn near ZERO progress. In spite of training so damn hard I often burst blood vessels in my eyes. (That was part of the problem. But that's a lesson for another time.) Being an irrationally stubborn person, I persisted in training 4 to 6 days a week for 10 l-o-n- g years in spite of showing no progress. I just KNEW if I kept eliminating all the things that didn't work, I'd eventually find something that DID. And in year 11, I found it. I packed 25 lbs. on my scrawny body in a little over 8 weeks. The transformation was dramatic. And EVERYBODY noticed. Funny that the same thing happened initially in my career as an entrepreneur. However... I had my bodybuilding experience to guide me. Finally, it was world-renowned strength training coach Charles Staley who put a name to this technique. It's actually more than a technique. It's a PHILOSOPHY. One that has contributed to both my former bodybuilding success... and my current entrepreneurial success. I'

I'm gonna be Buzz Killington today. Well, at least I will be for anybody who has read all this wonderful stuff about copywriting like... "Work from the beach with nothing but your laptop..." Or this one... "Live a life of leisure writing only an hour or two per day and make MILLIONS in royalties." I'm about to throw a wet blanket on the whole deal. And bust a bunch of myths. You're about to discover why, in spite of making more money than most neurosurgeons last year, for all intents and purposes I fired 99% of my clients. If you've believed the "write a couple hours of day sitting on the beach" lie, you're about to be shocked. Click here to discover the unvarnished truth about the life of a freelance copywriter. All the best, Doberman Dan

Getting started is hard. DAMN hard. And staring at the blank page is painful. Not just emotionally. PHYSICALLY painful. So THIS secret from a grizzled copywriting veteran and former stand up comedian was a MASSIVE breakthrough for me. I’ve been using it ever since. And it has made getting started soooooo much easier. And even FUN. If that were the ONLY thing you discover from this, it’d be worth a million buckeroos. But there’s more. A lot more. So don’t delay the magic any longer... Click here to discover all these conversion boosting copywriting tips. You’ll find them on the latest episode of Off The Chain. Enjoy! All the best,Doberman Dan

I was reminded of this copywriting secret recently from a brilliant marketer and copywriter, Sean D’Souza. I just used it to finish a 6,000-word piece that looks like it’s gonna be a barn burner new control. I’m tellin’ ya... this idea is just frickin’ genius. And even better... It makes your work writing copy a LOT easier. Check it out here on the latest episode of Off The Chain... All the best,Doberman Dan

Wanna see how you should deal with online trolls? Then you should see how this famous British author responded to one 18-year-old woman’s social media lambasting of his newest book. His response was PERFECT. I think it’s how YOU should also respond to your critics, too. And don’t worry... All the other DOERS and I will happily contribute to your bail fund. Click here and discover how to respond to your critics and dream stealers on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best,Doberman Dan

This is cutting edge “what’s-working-NOW-with-the-great-unwashed-consumer-masses” email marketing secrets. And it’s pretty eye opening to see Louie discovering this stuff... almost in “real time.” If you can’t take at least one of these ideas and use it to make money TODAY... then frankly there’s no hope for you. And you should resign yourself to a never-ending series of nametags and paper hats in your future. Everything is revealed in all its comedic glory here... All the best,Doberman Dan

Did I ever tell you the story of my Christian fundraising letter? Best. Sales. Letter. EVER. TENS of millions of dollars in potential donations. And my copywriting mentor Gary Halbert made me burn it. It’s all explained here on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best,Doberman Dan

The Colombiana has one of the most annoying and infuriating traits. And because of it, she accomplishes almost everything she puts her mind to. Even stuff with damn near one-in-ten-million odds. Literally. Heck, I’m living proof of one of these one-in-ten-million odds things. It’s all explained here on the latest episode of Off The Chain. And you oughtta listen. Because if you apply this annoying and infuriating trait to YOUR life, you’ll have everything you could ever want. All the best,Doberman Dan

I’ve known something was wrong with babies for the longest time. They’re self centered, demanding, manipulative... and they refuse to talk coherently like we adults. (I’m sure they do that just to piss us off.) So I’ve known something was wrong for a while. I just couldn’t put my finger on WHAT was wrong. But Big Pharma and the U.S. medical system figured it out: All babies are schizophrenic and bipolar. And thanks be to Jeebus, Moises, Mahthammud and L. Ron Hubbard... they’re finally doing something about it. It’s all revealed here on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best,Doberman Dan

Yes, time travel consultant is an actual career. I saw it in the credits of the movie “Safety Not Guaranteed.” If you’ve ever had an interest in traveling back in time... or traveling to the future... here’s how you can make money with it. It’s all revealed here on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best,Doberman Dan

Ben Settle and I switched lives. He hosted my Off The Chain show while I hosted his Anti-preneur show. And when Ben took over my spot on Off The Chain, chaos and controversy ensued. His topic? How to not be a pussy in your email marketing. And I can think of none better to teach it than Ben Settle. Just a few of the things he covered are... How to build a thriving six-figure business with a grand total time investment of only 10 minutes a day. (No kidding. Ben has REALLY done this.) A Wing Chun Kung Fu secret for winning any fight that can make you a FORTUNE in your email marketing. How to use your “hate mail” to generate a small MOUNTAIN of cashola! (And if you do your email marketing like Ben teaches you’ll have plenty of hate mail, therefore making you more and more money!) Why women are MUCH better at not being a pussy in their email marketing... and why guys could learn a thing or two from the gals. Why you actually WANT to offend people... and should be working pretty damn hard to do it in every email.

I recently got the chance to interview a good friend and great entrepreneur, Marx Acosta-Rubio. Marx revealed some things a lot of would-be entrepreneurs and marketers will find exciting and/or shocking. Things like... The truth about making money working in your underwear from your kitchen table. Why immigrants have a higher likelihood of becoming millionaires than native born American citizens. (Hint: It’s how they view the world.) The best way to get from where you are to where you want to be in your business. (It’s completely counterintuitive.) The most important ingredient for getting customers... even if you’re selling a commodity product and have thousands of competitors. Marx’ #1 secret that made him a cash millionaire at age 31. Are you REALLY cut out to be an entrepreneur? Ask yourself this one simple question. The one simple difference between being an activity junkie and somebody who REALLY gets things done. Most online marketers don’t have a REAL business. They have a moneymaking scheme. And it c