Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches My Bloody Valentine.  Pick axes, ripped out hearts and a dude with a mustache... sold!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Grand Budapest Hotel.  I really love this film and you should too.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches BloodRayne: The Third Reich.  I have no idea how a movie involving vampires and nazis can be so awful... Uwe Boll!!!!!!  This movie is shit and I was tired and just wanted to fistfuck this damn movie.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Plan.  A surprisingly decent film staring two old white guys that can barely speak english ffs!  America Fuck Yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Road House.  Dalton has a big cock and isn't affraid to use it!  Road House. 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Brady Bunch Movie.  Folks I'm sorry for doing this to you.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ender's Game.  This podcast is not very good, I'm so sorry for that.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Punisher.   Dolph Fucking Lundgren!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Footloose.  Kevin Bacon has a big cock and isn't affraid to use it when it's time to dance!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Beowulf.  This is a futuristic reteling of the epic Beowulf maybe?  Grab a 40oz folks because this one will hurt.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches National Treasure.  Ben Gates has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Congo.  There is a magical ape that wears a powerglove and helps the human meat bags find the lazer gun and then goes home.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser.  A dude gets his face ripped off... 'nuff said!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark! It is what it is.     *production note* This episode had some asshole cutting the lawn outside so I heavily muted that sound/ silenced it as best that i could.  Also Charter was experiencing problems so i had buffer issues and I did my best to fix the issue and keep it close to correct timing.  At the moment where i say that I want to smash someone's skull is where the splice is, luckily it's within the last 10 mins of the movie and should be close.  Fuck it!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Misery.  The tag line is... The Tide Has Come!  What the FUCK does that even mean man?!?!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Mummy.  It's a good movie and a shitty podcast!  Meh.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deep Blue Sea.  Sharks will cut your face son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Gravity.  Sandra Fucking Bullock!  That is all.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dr. No.  The first in the James Bond film franchise son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tusk.  This one went off the rails folks, i'm very sorry about that.