Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches War Is Over!.   Here is a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W68-XaFepOg

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Once Upon a Snowman. I'd say that this film is a let down, but I'll just let it go.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Flight Risk. This movie is a brown arrow dumpster fire of fun. Give it a shot or don't, I don't care haha. In this episode I do dishes, bake some cookies and do laundry.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Zen - Grogu and Dust Bunnies. Get zen bro.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar. This fucking film is a wild one. Floating fucks, magic stuff and gambling... what more do you need!?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The After. This big cocked movie may be short, but size matters not when you have big dick energy!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Resemblance. This movie is about a family trying to gain some sort of closure about something to do with their dead son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 12 Angry Men (1957). This big cocked movie still holds up and I just found out that they did a remake with a banger cast in the 1990s so I might also do that film too. Fuck it, bro!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Longlegs. In this film, a pale horse-faced looking fucker named Longlegs is a Satan loving cuck, and there are some strange dolls that do weird shit!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It's not just you, Murray!. This short film is an award winning film by a young Marty Scorsese.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dementia 13.  This movie did some stuff and was ok for what it was more or less I guess.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watchesThe Big Year.  This movie is a lighthearted romp that tells a fun story. I didn't watch through the credits becuase I was out of there, but there are some decent postscripts. Note: The ending of original file is garbled a bit and it sounds like it's almost sped up for some reason so thats fucked up and annoying.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Big Shave. The Big Shave is a 1967 six-minute body horror short film directed by Martin Scorsese. It is also known as Viet '67.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth Fighter. This fucking movie is like an STD that you got from a toilet seat at a truckstop bathroom.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Running Man. This movie is like just another in the dytopian 2025 year from hell.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Disco Inferno. It's another short film that had a decent premise, but failed to stick the landing.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wizard of Oz. This movie is about a girl named Oz and the Wizard that she must hunt down!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard.  This movie is about a character named Hitman who jumps around in space and time to make a film that didn't perform as well as the first one. Have I reviewed the first one or not, I can't remember?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming.   Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently:  coffee up her ass as Ben Affleck tea-bagged her, Gwyneth Paltrow

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum.  This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.