Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO DC Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack Of The Legion Of Doom! wherein Batman is still a dick, but there are bigger dicks abound.  Something about rusted metal man!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E09 (Changes).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avengers Grimm: Time Wars.  This movie is not that worse than the first one and that was a relatively bad movie, but the podcast is fucking worse!  Sorry folks.  Get your pills and booze and strap in for this pile of shit(the podcast)!  I'm fairly certain that i passed out for 15 mins and have no idea what i was saying.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E08 (Turkey in the Straw Part 2).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman (1966).  This movie was a pilots of sorts for the show which for better or worse rand several seasons and has a huge fanbase.  meh haha

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E07 (Turkey in the Straw Part 1).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld.  In this movie Kate Beckinsale is a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds and kill werewolves!  fml.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E06 (Promises, Promises).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hereditary.  This movie is full of semi useless people being fuckers that piss each other off and don't deserve to be alive.  Then it gets really weird ffs! hahaha

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E05 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 2).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, I Blew Up The Kid.  In this film  Rick Moranis still has a huge cock, but blows shit because he fucking can!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E04 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 1).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics: Batman Be-Leaguered wherein Batman is a dick, but grows slightly as a person. Ha!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E03 (Breaking Up Is Hard to Do).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Total Recall.  This is a movie wherein a dude totally recalls shit that has and or hasn't happened or something.  Also Mars!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E02 (Stairway to Heaven).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives.  This movie is a fucked up, but after the last one they had to do something. Haha there is some fun stuff in here, but not as much as I'd like.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E01 (Stop In The Name Of Love).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Freed.  This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive.  This podcast is awful and fuck you part 3.    Seriously though this one is by far the best because it's so fucking bullshit! ;)

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E26 (Varsity Drag).