Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood.  This movie is fun enough and well-made film.  The jokes were funny, but I had no idea what was going on for most of it! hahaha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches What Did Jack Do?  David fucking Lynch and a gd monkey!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft 2.  This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha!  Frankly, even though this is low budget and all that crap it actually works a bit better than the original story-wise.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.  This movie is strange, but after the last one, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: World at War.  Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards!  It's actually worse than the book, also very similar to the book.  The film has made some strange changes, but it is still in the same vein of the book and makes a bit more sense.  I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E6 - The Augments (3/3).  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans.  This movie is strange, but fun and has a pretty good story for a "kids" movie.  Give it a shot.

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E5 - Cold Station 12 (2/3).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.  This movie is fun(ish), but should have been the original sequel to Jurassic Park!  Enjoy the lava son.

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3).  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Apocalypse.  Sci-Fi horror/ Comedy that is fun and unicorns! This movie is different, but still has a bit of the first one and shows where the franchise will go at the same time.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft.  This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha!  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deep Blue Sea (TV EDIT).  Sharks will cut your face son, but this time it's in a bonus episode where I did a horrible tv edit ver.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for Project: ALF.     This is the final episode of this series, thank you.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bumblebee.  This is a movie wherein a robot learns to live again and a young woman learns to love again.  A big knucklehead wrestler tries his best not to shit the bed.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E24 (Consider Me Gone).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Endless War. In this movie, Kate Beckinsale(possibly) is a smooth-talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles but also blow minds and kill werewolves part 2 with hybrids! fml.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKz-GdsSEqw

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E23 (I Gotta Be Me).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Righteous Kill.  This movie is bad, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is really nothing worth watching this for.   I just copied this from a Friday the 13th podcast.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E22 (Hungry Like the Wolf).