Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Platform.  This film is just fucking strange man.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S01E11 (Colonial Day). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Trumbo.  This movie is about a crazy, broken, and beautiful person that stands up to a jingoistic witch hunt and fights the good fight to shove it in the asshole's assholes.  

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S01E10 (The Hand of God). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Final Destination 3.  This movie is about another chick that freaks the fuck out and pisses off death.  That is just the continuing and shit goes fucking nuts! Tony Todd bitches again! jk.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S01E09 (Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Shining.  This movie is about a guy named Jack and he is a writer and he has a hot mess of a wife and feels titties on ghosts until he becomes one.  The Shining!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E08 (Flesh and Bone). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Predator.  A true rumble in the burbs! 

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E07 (Six Degrees of Separation). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince.  So a chick goes undercover and falls in love with a prince.  It's winter and the Borg queen is the mother.  Also, a princess is in a wheelchair.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01 E06 (Litmus). Let's frak!  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ready or Not.  This movie is fun, the girl has the look and it's also a bit of fresh air too for the thriller genre. Balls deep bitches and SATAN!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E05 (You Can't Go Home Again). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Holmes & Watson.  So a guy cheats on his wife, gets set up for murder, and then gets cleared by his wife because she's a lawyer and I just copied that from another episode because this film fucking sucks knob boi!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E04 (Act of Contrition). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freddy vs. Jason.  This movie is epic shit son, it's also Balls deep in 2000s glory!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E03 (Bastille Day). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Final Destination 2.  This movie is about a chick that freaks the fuck out and pisses off death.  That is just the continuing and shit goes fucking nuts! Tony Todd bitches again!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E02 (Water). Let's frak!