Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E15 (A Day in the Life).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battle At Big Rock.  This movie is really short and kinda fun, but it's basically two dinosaurs fucking shit up in a knife fight! Get ready for the real deal this weekend bitches! Put a smile on son cuz shit is getting real!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Justice League: Cosmic Clash!  I honestly forgot what this fucking film was about. AHAHA!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E14 (The Woman King).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lighthouse.  Two dudes need to fuck, but fight the urge until it undoes everything!  *BONUS*  Mermaids!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E13 (Taking a Break from All Your Worries).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Space Jam.  This movie is what Space Jam 2 wishes it could have been if it didn't have Lebron bro.  I'm calling it now.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E12 (Rapture).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pokémon Detective Pikachu.  In this movie, Detective Pikachu gets shot, stabbed, punched, and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it, Detective Pikachu!  It's a lot like the games, but with no tits and pretty asses so watch it and send me brownies!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E11 (The Eye of Jupiter).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Army of Darkness.  In this movie, Ash is a smooth-talking big box worker demon hunter that the ladies love and now he's stuck in the fucking crusades or something?  Did Ridley Scott rip this movie off?

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E10 (The Passage).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Godzilla vs Kong.  This movie is an expensive polished turd that sucks more dick than a dick-sucking machine. Those are a real thing son.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E09 (Unfinished Business).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blair Witch Project.  This movie is about some chumps!   They go into the woods and act chumpy and they die.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E08 (Hero).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Addams Family.  The recounting of a terrible family and the strange beauty of the Family Addams!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E07 (A Measure of Salvation).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It: Chapter 2.  This movie is about an extra-dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book!  This second part is iffy but holds up ok and shit.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E06 (Torn).  Let's frak!