2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast
- Autor: Vários
- Narrador: Vários
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- Duración: 5:01:33
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Sinopsis
Ever wonder what two Lesbians talk about when they get together? Well...wonder no more. The 2 Homos Lesbian podcast is the show with two Lesbians sitting around talking about whatever crosses our minds. We're not always politically correct, and no topic is off limits. Come spend some time and get intimate with us. We're open-minded, we speak our minds...and sometimes, for better or worse, there's no "edit" button. Enjoy the random observations of the 2 Homos Lesbian Podcast.
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212 Pet Sitting
27/12/2008Some people treat their pets as their children. That means you can never call someone's pet ugly...even if it is. Next time you're pet sitting, make sure you have some compliments ready to go just in case you need them. Here's a handy one to use on just such occasions: "Oh! Your baby has such pretty hair!"
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211 The Perfect Gift
23/12/2008Statistics show that more relationships come to an end during the holidays than at any other time of year. This year you can make a difference and save your own relationship by not being a selfish pig. Forget the practical, useful gift that she can use all year. Get her something useless and expensive instead. You're welcome.
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210 A Difference of Opinion
14/12/2008Opinions are like assholes...everyone has one. The funny thing is that we're going to look rather odd walking around with two. That's going to make people talk.
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209 Vegan For a Day
11/12/2008Becoming a vegan seemed like such a good idea at first. You were going to save the world, end hunger and stop global warming. Next time, instead of being so self-centered and selfish, think about your friends who can't stand going out to dinner with you, who can't ever invite you over for a meal and who have to think of new and exciting ways to serve up Quorn just because you won't eat anything with eyes.
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208 Exploring is Half the Fun
08/12/2008It's off to college and time for your first real Lesbian experience. Make sure you take the time to do your research and studying beforehand so that after the first time you make sure you come away with all A's and head directly to the top of the class.
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207 Selling Virginity on eBay
04/12/2008When the enonomy turns sour it's time to exercise those entrepreneurial skills to help make a little extra cash. With eBay it's easy to drum up a little extra cash by selling what you've got...even if it's your virginity. I wish we'd thought of that.
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206 The New Bitch Math
01/12/2008A simple request for advice turns into a math lesson for all. It's a shame that so many Lesbians seem to have missed that day in school the first time around. We'll just have to help tutor the rest of you. Get out your pencils.
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205 Bag of Carrots
28/11/2008Nothing says "holiday stress" like having to go to three different stores for groceries on the day before Thanksgiving, with a list you got from someone else, and with items on it that you're not really sure about. The entire Thanksgiving dinner hangs in the balance and depends on whether or not you get the right type of carrots.
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204 Airplane
23/11/2008With the price of airline tickets these days, if you're going to fly you may as well get your money's worth. Insist on on an airline with a full array of inflight services to make your next long trip as comfortable as possible. If they don't have "dancers" on board...just forget it.
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203 Can't Get a Date?
16/11/2008Even if you're not outraged over Prop 8 in California, there are still plenty of good reasons to join the protests. You no longer have to waste your time meeting freaks on the on-line web sites, chat rooms and at bars. You'll find lots of lots attractive Lesbians down at the protests...and they already know they want to get married.
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202 Somebody Call PETA
12/11/2008Now Lesbians can live forever in the comfort of knowing that they will never have to part with their favorite cats even after they've passed on. By spinning Fluffy's fur into yarn and then knitting a pretty little sweater, they'll be able to wear and stroke their favorite pussy for the rest of their lives. It's the ultimate Lesbian fantasy.
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201 Bed of Nails
09/11/2008Just because a woman has teeth in her head, it doesn't mean that a man has to wake up with bite marks on his member after a heated night in the hay. The same goes for Lesbians with long nails....as long as she knows how to work those things! Novices need not apply.
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200 Vote or Else...
03/11/2008As an American it's time to get up off your lazy ass and vote. Don't do it because it's your civic duty. Don't do it because your vote can change the course of this country for the next four years. Do it because once you're done you can get a free cup of coffee at Starbucks and a free donut at Krispy Kreme. Otherwise...why leave the house at all?
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199 The Ex Files
26/10/2008There's no use in trying to fight it. Once you move in together, nothing either of you have is secret anymore. Not even that secret list of all the exes you've ever slept with in your lifetime.
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198 Super Clean
22/10/2008Why just add a little fiber to your diet, when you can get super clean instead with a complete colon detox? Impress your friends by crapping out 12-inch long turds two or more times a day and just say "no" to living with those 15 extra pounds of impacted fecal matter forever.
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197 Giving White Trash a Bad Name
19/10/2008Some White Trash is easy to spot. It's the way they know how to serve Spam in 25 different dishes, the way they can leave the cigarette ash hanging while they feed the baby, or the fact that a dentist doesn't live anywhere within a 100 mile radius of town. Then there's the kind catch you by surprise by paying the bill at a restaurant and never leaving a tip.
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196 Meet the Kuntz Family
13/10/2008When people get married some couples change one of the last names so that the entire family shares the same name. Other people simply hyphenate both last names together. Then there are those souls who can only find a happy compromise by changing their last names to something altogether different. Meet the Kuntz family.
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195 The MTV Generation
08/10/2008Most people only plan to get married once in their lives. So, if you're going to do it, you better make sure you do it right. Be the absolute best bridezilla you can be, even if it means picking chicken out of your teeth with a fake nail while you're getting a pedicure.
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194 Roommates
05/10/2008Now that school is back in session, it might be helpful for all the young Lesbians and baby Dykes to get some good advice about coming out to their new college roommates. How that got to hot sexual fantasies about Sarah Palin, we'll never truly understand.
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193 The Olympics Conspiracy
01/10/2008If it wasn't enough for the Olympics to keep Lesbians out of the games by dropping Softball as an Olympic sport, now we have more proof that there is a conspiracy of Olympic proportions brewing. The official uniform of Beach Volleyball is now a pair of panties and a bra. What happened to board shorts, a sports bra and lots of hair gel? At least they still have cool sunglasses.