80s Cartoon Podcast

Transvestites, hermaphrodites, and panda's recording porno ... this week the gang obviously visits the AVN award show ... I'm kidding this week we watched Ranma 1/2.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 8: Close Call! The Dance of Death... On Ice!  Join us as we partake in the deadliest martial arts contest of all time as we attempt rape on ice!

Peak inside Henry Big's vent and help us discover The Littles!  That's right, this week we stumble upon the greatest scientific discovery since the dinosaurs, this week we review Season 1, Episode 13: Dinky's Doomsday Pizza.  Join us as Grandpa Little, Daddy Little, Mommy Little and the rest get discovered, captured, and zooed (it's a verb I looked it up!) by the evil Dr. Hunter!  But don't fret this story has a happy ending ... you just have to tune in to find out what it is.

Grab your 30 lbs of gold chains and throw it over your mohawk, because this week we parkour our way to stopping some pedophiles!  This week we review Mister T Season 2, Episode 10: Mystery of the Stranger.  Get your secret safe word from your parents and join us as we save little white Mr. T from a white van full of pedophiles!

Episode 30 – Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors Evil plant cars with phallic weapons only mean one thing, we need Jayce and Bomberman to save us!  This week we review Season 1, Episode 3: Steel Against Shadow.  Grab your all white power tool equipped vehicle and join us as we search for the helmet of legends, hidden for centuries (never mind the fact we walk into a cave and it’s laying right at the entrance).  Because this week we find the helmet and let it eerily hit on us.

Episode 29 - Robotech - The Macross Saga.  Giant planes and giant red headed aliens with capes can only mean one thing Robotech!.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 1: Boobytrap.  Grab your mech and join us as we unlock the secret behind Robotechnology to defend Earth from the giant Zentradi warriors and that nasty red headed sidekick Exsedol.

Episode 28 - Jem.  Join us this week as we stumble on our dead Dad's secret music lair, complete with Allspark earrings.  This week we review Jem and the Holograms Season 1, Episode 1: The Beginning.  Get your rock on as we welcome guest host David Gutierrez as we sneak backstage and wreck havoc on Jem's tour bus (I mean Rockin' Roadster). 

Episode 27 - Rubik's Cube.  What can you really say about a gypsy's lost magic cube that when solved has the face of Benjamin Button.  This week we solve that age old question!!! Join us as we review Season 1, Episode 17: Super Power Lisa.  Join us as the ghoulie face  rubik and his fun friends do battle against the evil forces of "bad guy number 1" and "bad guy number 2 with a moustache".  I know what you are saying "how could rubik possibly defeat those awesome antagonists?" ... it's easy he (it) has powers that could defeat even Superman!!!

Episode 26 - Dragon's Lair.  Before we get into this weeks cast I'd like to blame our lack of a QA department, because had if we had one this cast would never see the  binary streams of the interwebs.  But we're glad your still join us on our random room journey to save Princess Daphne from the grasps of the huggable dragon Singe.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 6: The Story of Old Alf.  This week our adorable princess tries to become a master magician in less than a week ... nothing bad could come from that right?

Episode 25 - Thundarr The Barbarian. Join us as we travel to the year 1994 + 2000 to join up with the horse-riding Thundarr, Ookla the Mok, and Princess Ariel.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 1: Secret Of The Black Pearl.  We brave the vast wastelands, doing battle with mice on scooters with sticks that shoot lasers, just to carry the black pearl to the ruins of Manhat.  Good thing we have that black pearl because we're going to need it when we fight the STATUE OF LIBERTY!!!

Episode 24 - Rainbow Brite.  Throw aside all those dark gothy clothes because this week we jump on our wannabee unicorns and join up with Rainbow Brite and the Color Kids.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 6: Invasion of Rainbowland.  Wow is there a lot going on in Rainbow Land ... we've got picking up color crystals and turning them into star sprinkles to do!  This week we stumble on an alien invasion!!! well sorta, well actually not ... we just get to make friends with an alien that can speak Japanese, Spanish, or English and get our color stolen.

Episode 23 - Pac-Man.  Take off your pants and follow us and we chomps some balls and chase bananas because this week the gang teams up with Pac-Man to chase us down some pesky ghosts.  This week we review two pacalicious episodes Season 1, Episode 19: The Abominable Pac-Man and Season 2, Episode 7: Journey Into The Pac-Past (if we had done our homework we would have picked concurrent episodes .. but we didn't).  Journey to the far off reaches of Abominable Pac-Land where the not so grumpy or scary Abominable Pac-monster helps us chow down on more balls and more ghosts.  Then we stumble onto Marty Mc-Pac-Fly and time travel in the most kid safe device ever ... a washing machine!

Episode 22 - Hulk Hogan's Rock 'N' Wrestling. Put on your singlet and get ready to body slam some Andre the Giant because this week the gang triple threat matches with the Hulkster!  This week we review Season 1, Episode 12: Rock 'n' Zombies.  Join us as we go royal rumble all over the most stereotypical baddies out there ... including a mad Russian, burrito spitting Mexican (their words not mine!), and the little evil cane wielding Japanese guy.

Episode 21 - Kidd Video.  Step aside Lionel Richie the gang is ready to shake their rumps along side of Kidd Video!  This week we review Season 1, Episode 1: To Beat the Band.  Join us as we try our very best to lip sync to the copy cats lip syncing to Kidd Video's hit song "A Little TLC".  Lets see Kidd Video try to stop that copy right infringement!

Episode 20 - Smurfs.  Get ready to stew up a pot of delicious boiling blue guys because this week we try to get our hands on those pesky Smurfs.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 1: The Astrosmurf.  Join us on a space traveling adventure to the farthest reaches of the galaxy ... actually we barely leave the forest and we head straight to the volcano next door ... but don't worry Astro-Smurf is too stupid to tell.  And he doesn't even realize all we did was put a muff over our crotches and painted ourselves green.

Episode 19 - Ghostbusters.  Grab your gorilla because this week we help fight off a menacing high-top wearing werewolf!  It can only mean one thing, this week we review Season 1, Episode 10: The Ransom of Eddie Spenser.  Join us as we try to be more annoying than the fat guy Eddie and touch ourselves more than Tracy the Gorilla.

Episode 18 - Danger Mouse.  Strap on your eye patch and grab the nearest hamster because this week we team up with the British super duo of Danger Mouse and Penfold.  This week we review two episodes for your listening enjoyment!  Season 6, Episode 14: Afternoon Off... With the Fangboner and Season 6, Episode 15: Beware of Mexicans Delivering Milk.  As if we needed any help on making genitelia jokes, but we will always partake in an afternoon off with a fangboner!  Look at the date ... Happy 2010 everyone!

Episode 17 - Muppet Babies.  The gang is back and this time we're all hepped up on Christmas doof balls!  This week we find our brave team rolling around the nursery with those lovable, cuddable, so irresistible Muppet Babies.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 2: Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Dark?  You know when Bunsen and Beaker come over to spend the night things are going to get a little weird.  Oh yeah ... Merry Christmas!

Episode 16 - She-Ra.  After a short holiday break the gang joins the craptacular team of a stick, the gay uncle of Man-At-Arms, a frumpy Orko, a gay bat with rainbow ears, and a sorceress that can't cast more than one spell without fainting.  This week we review Season 1, Episode 2: Beast Island.  This episode we put aside the sexual tension between brother and sister and fight the evil Hordak in the always scary Fright Zone!

Episode 15 - Bravestarr.  The crew is back this time teaming up an Indian cowboy, a sheriff Ewok, a zombie Chinese man and a horse holding a freakin bazooka it can only mean one thing, we've landed on New Texas!!!  This week we think (damn IMDB) we review Season 1, Episode 63: No Drums, No Trumpets.  I'd like to say I want to help Bravestarr, but this week I'm on Sandstorm's team ... because Paco is the hero by shooting a lock!?!

Episode 14 - Inspector Gadget.  Two weeks late and we are back with out Halloween inspired podcast.  This week it's Inspector Gadget Season 1, Episode 8: Haunted Castle.  Join us as we team up with Penny, Brain, and the inspector himself to foil the rotten plans of the baddest ass to never show his face, since Cobra Commander (minus that one time in the comic :D ), the infamous Dr. Claw.  This week we help make Transylvanian safe for the annual Crime Fighting Convention (I know I can't make this stuff up).