Distractions

It's 2026 and we're...back? Aliens. Ice Dancing. Where's Nancy? Is Coach Shah Edgar Linton? 

We're back! The gals chat booktok, ballerina farm, weird massages, and Mal's new podcast

The gals resurface to chat all kinds of things! Sourdough, Newsies, electrolysis.(This was recorded before the recent Kate Middleton news or else that's all we would be talking about)

Big dump of an update! The gals talk nails, straight As, Naked Attraction, and cervixes.

Woo hoo the gals are checking in! And it's a doozy, cause have you guys heard about these aliens?!

Wow we're back for our quarterly check in! Drew's on the picket line, Brenna's talking cults, and Mallory is TERRIFIED of AI. 

We're back?? Drew sees Titanic, Brenna's done with winter, and Mallory has a busy Valentines day. 

It's the new year and we're trying!! Brenna gives us her expert rundown on Spare, Mallory has a new car, and Drew can't stop thinking about those Pandoran whales.

We're back after a long time! We talk aging, makeup and being forced to marry Kocoum. 

You know we had to weigh in on the queen! Also Jersey Boys, candy, and diarrhea.

Wow, we're back after a big break. We of course discuss periods, vacation limits, skunks, TikTok, and a very creamy Girl, no. And remember, if you're doing good, you're not paying attention!

Wow we're back?? Talking about carnivals, jury duty, and how we would discipline Prince Louis.

The gals discuss public transit, Robert Pattinson fan letters, and of course Evans.

Hear Mallory get her nut milker live on the air as the gals discuss  customer service interactions, stranger danger, and diarrhea (of course).

Well guys, we made it. 100 episodes! We look back on our three years of podcasting and read listener submitted Dealbreakers. Thanks for listening!

The wibes are weird as we chat about Mal's search for a new doctor, Brenna's favorite age, and the internet's worst rabbit hole. We're sorry about the poop, guys.

We're back and we're chatty! So many things to discuss including cocoons, sleepovers, Mandy Moore, bog mummies, and Sing 2. Yay!

We're back! And just like our foremothers, we're flopping into 2022. 

The gals are back and limping across that 2021 finish line. Mal's current haunting, winter shoes, and humiliating moments are discussed. 

Mal went skydiving. We get into it.