Sam & Kara in the Morning

The case for taking regular showers. We get into an argument about yesterday's guest after Kara is offended. We are joined by Lisa Fara, who is the former roommate of past co-host Suzy. Lisa is funny and we have a great time. Like talking about breast sizes, for example. How men and women are different in what they're attracted to.

Being old is relative, isn't it? The government wants to put graphic images as warnings on cigarette packs. We are joined in the studio by the eccentric Angelique Morgan ("Frenchy") and her friend Stephanie. Angelique is very original and confident, a French debutante who has descended on Hollywood. At a point during the interview, Angelique pulls down her top to show off her her fake breasts. It turns out she's a stripper and loves lots of money, driving around in her pink car. In short, a very funny show.

An anonymous fan shamelessly wants to lick Kara, who is then reminded about a flasher who masturbated only feet aways from her. Male genitalia becomes a topic. Sam wants to know if Kara has ever watched porn. The answer will surprise you. Or maybe it won't. We analyze the different looks of male and female gays. Would you stay with your partner if they became paralyzed? Suicide is a selfish act, but depression is cruel. Sam admits to a past of bouts of depression.

Computer problems get the best of Sam first thing in the morning. Kara backs off. Windows PCs vs. Macs. Kara rants about impollite customers. Sam admits to a childhood crush on his teacher, which leads to a discussion about teachers who seduce their students. Stories of playing doctor. Losing male stamina with age. San Francisco wants to ban Happy Meals. Elizabeth Smart is back in the news.

A guy she sees at Starbucks follows Kara to work. Walking in on your parents. Sam continues his fascination with Harry Loves Lisa and reports about Lisa Rina's decision to reduce her lips under the knife. Restaurants. Kara explains what type of a man she needs.

After a long night at a recording studio, Kara waltzes in red-eyed and exhausted. Kid Rock comes down on Steven Tyler for joining American Idol. Critics and tabloid writers. Courtship. Alcohorexia and other eating disorders. Living under pressure in LA.

We learn more about Kara and her roommates. Sam displays his irritation toward people who have been ungrateful. Getting stuck in elevators. The devastation of losing a child. How the city is ripping off drivers by not painting the curb in front of a fire hydrant. The risk of helping someone who is hurt on the street. Sam comes clean about his guilt for not having given a beggar money.

A day after the elections, California votes for more of the same, disappointingly. We discuss the Marijuana initiative. Kara claims Sam flip-flops in his opinions, but Sam thinks that's bullshit. Kara goes into her God-talk and Sam zones out. What happens when you're too old to wipe your ass. Sam is curious at what age he is going to die. We discuss Kara's forgone relationship. Kara lands a gig imitating Lady Gaga.

Kara doesn't make it in this morning, but Sam has two great guests. In the studio, he is joined by Calista Carradine who talks about her life, singing and acting career and her famous father, David Carradine. We also talk to bestselling author Steve Berry about "Operation Thriller." We listen to some of Calista's music.

We share Halloween experiences, and Kara of course has the crazier stories. What constitues a handsome man. Dating tips for men. When men force themselves on a woman on the first date. The differences between men and women and what they want in relationships.

With Halloween around the corner, Kara plans to dress as a rose garden...Sam refuses to wear costumes. We tell about the karaoke night we went to in a dive bar. Destructive phone pranks on the radio. Kara tells about her burger-selling experience. Charlie Sheen's latest stunt. People in the porn industry, and Sam's opinion of porn chicks may surprise you.

Sam starts the show without Kara, who is stuck in traffic on a freeway she shouldn't be on. Sam's suspicion that Kara spent the night with a man proves true, but Kara won't come clean. The new security measures in airports and the controversy. Have the terrorists won by making us change our lifestyle? A bit of California politics as we prepare for the elections. File-sharing site Limewire gets shut down.

Well, Kara is officially not leaving and Sam is not surprised. We hear an example of how Southerners talk. Kara walks away from a dire situation but her cell phone doesn't function correctly, and she can't shake it off. Science may be able to help breasts regenerate themselves. Fake-looking people in LA.

We discuss the weekend. Sam realizes that he wore his wife's jeans indavertently. Kara goes up north, and Sam goes to a costume party...without a costume. We are joined in the studio by Maria Amor. She tells us about moving here from the Phillipines and starting her own successful business, Exotifit. Sam tells about a Phillipina girl that tried to entice him online last night. We establish that Asian women are not really subservient, but responsible.

Finding ways to make easy money. Sam can't get breasts out of his mind, after a guest on another show takes her top off the previous night. Naturally, we move on to boob jobs and fake breasts. Obesity and unhealthy eating habits. We talk about our age differences and how weird it is. Kara is torn about an older man who is after her. Sam won't wear a costume to a costume party. We have to end the show abruptly due to nature's call.

Sam claims to be a cunning linguist, but Kara doesn't get it. Taking the SATs. We are joined in the studio by Lauren. Kara can't even get a job cleaning houses. The cleanliness and lack thereof of women. Preservatives that make food last forever. Mud wrestling and breasts. Selling yourself on eBay. How about Kara dressing sexy and panhandling on the freeway off-ramp? We are surprised by jail stories from Lauren.

Getting stuck in elevators. The Lovely Bones and...defacation? We are joined in the studio by Bostonian Alli who made her way to LA to pursue her dreams. Tatoos. Privacy on Facebook.

Sam arranges for his laundry to get done while his wife is away. What California will look like when marijuana is legalized through Prop 19. Kara reveals has never tried pot. We discuss California's political candidates with the elections around the corner. We talk to Republican strategist Noelle Nikpour about the upcoming elections and negative campaigning. Sam rants about his dental insurance company when they won't cover a tooth implant. Kara is starting to think she may not ever settle down with one man.

How does Kara dress appropriaely for her new job? A heated argument ensues, probably because we're both tired. We are joined in the studio by Roxy, who resembles a beautiful Lindsey Lohan. Roxy is an actress from Ireland and has an interesting story. Jackass 3D leads the box office this weekend, and we talk about the stupid things they do. Picking up dates on Facebook.

As soon as Kara starts a new job, she gets a talk about the skimpy way she dresses. We are joined in the studio by Czech actress Simona Bhrlikova. We debate which LA freeway is the worst in the world. Simona tells of living in NY and London where she went to school and pursued creative arts. She just finished a movie named Gallow Walker with Wesley Snipes and tells us about it, but she won't discuss her personal life.