Sam & Kara in the Morning

Kara is looking for a new place to live in all the wrong places. Smelling other people's shit and its adverse effects on the human psyche. The radio show hurts Kara's dating prospects, she thinks. How to pursue your passion. The taste of food around the world. We try to listen to Justin Bieber but can't stand to hear more than a few notes. How celebrities mate. The upcoming royal wedding. Larry King is leaving television.

Sam gets irritated when Kara is late again. Kara is not feeling the holiday spirit this year. Not much progress yet in her search for a mate online. The effects of Meth. The number one tweeted topic for 2010 was the movie "Inception." Kara hopes to snatch up Ryan Reynolds now that he's divorcing. Miley Cyrus is caught on tape smoking a bong. "The Biggest Loser." The hardest things for Sam to do in the morning. Pleasuring a woman orally.

Beautiful weather in LA while the Midwest is buried in snow. Kara gets snubbed at a fancy church. Kara sees Megan Fox at the store. Madoff's son commits suicide. The most overplayed song on TV in 2010. Kara tells about her most recent date. Michael Jackson's new album is released and we play the first single.

How Sam dealt with bullying when he was young. Sam is not excited about travelling to Mexico and prefers Hawaii. Age preferences in dating. Wesley Snypes is going to jail for 3 years. Oprah announces she is not a lesbian. Our funny Lady Gaga saga continues as Sam discovers another good song. Is she this generation's Madonna?

Though Kara isn't getting married any time soon, she practices saying "my husband." She is now starting to search for a mate online and shares her concerns. Sam continues his discovery of Lady Gaga. We analyze more of her songs. How music has changed since the '70s. Music reflects the generations. Growing up in divorced families.

We start talking, well, physics. Speed of light, quarks, sound. Kara finds a way to insert God into the conversation. We debate the meaning of the fig leaves worn by Adam and Eve. WikiLinks continues to spread damage through the Internet. Somehow we get to the subject of taxes and compare our economic system to others'. The new profile page design on Facebook. Privacy in the age of the Internet. Kara joined a dating site and the search is on. We enjoy some music and discuss the tunes of Lady Gaga.

We learn what "shart" is, and it's pretty gross. Sam wows Kara with his knowledge of meteorology when she dismisses some of his theories. Sam relates to Pepe Le Pew. Why Sam struggles with gift giving. We talk to husband/wife writing team whose pseudnym is C.S. Graham, about their new thriller "The Babylonian Codex." We learn from them about remote viewing and the U.S. government's involvement in this fascinating field. Finding time to read books. Kara tells of how her snug dress virtually exploded. She was not wearing undergarments at the time.

Without a warm coat, Kara wears a robe when she goes out. Sam rethinks his offer to enroll Kara in a dating site. What would Sam do if he was a woman? Kara wants to know. In the near future, we'll use our smartphones instead of credit cards. The loss of privacy online. The Entertainer of the Year, according to Entertainment Weekly. Should they repeal the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy in the military? The most popular baby names this year. Kiss's Gene Simmons wants his vote for Obama back. Porn and vibrators. The difference in how men and women masturbate.

A computer can make a grown man cry, and Sam describes the frustrations of technology. Sam tells about when we was young and single and went to Chippendale's to pick up women. Sam doesn't like the wind, but Kara begs to differ. We debate which dating site Kara should join, and Kara outlines what she's looking for in a man. We take a call from a clueless would-be listener.

We're getting close to wrapping up another decade and we remember the year 2000. Retail sales rise and Sam hopes this is a sign of improving economy. The differences between Macs and Pcs, and the cool factor of the iPad. The disruption that is Craigslist. The problem with fake tan, and the revelation that Kara is really, really white. We discuss the death penalty and the new Grisham book "The Confession." Anger and how to deal with it. Jealousy and how it affects people. Kara has gotten no response to her announcement that she's available and looking.

On stage last night, Kara finds a creative way to deal with torn fishnet stockings. The different ways to make Turkey (really relevant AFTER Thanksgiving.) Serial and mass murderers. WikiLeaks releases secret government documents and makes everyone look stupid. The loss of privacy online. Sam voices Facebook rants. Sam offers to enroll Kara on a dating site, and Kara naturally likes the idea. Sam explains "Schtooping" and Kara doesn't follow. We are now accepting applications from guys who want to date Kara.

Black Friday is for shoppers. We came in to entertain. We share some Thanksgiving stories. Are you one of those who goes shopping at 4AM on Black Friday? We have differing views of the origins of addiction. Kara forgets to feed cats she was entrusted with.

The day before Thanksgiving and we're in a good mood. We rant about bars and drinks. Kara is sick of people showing baby pictures. Why kids today seem more spoiled. Sam describes the kind of man he thinks Kara is attracted to. It's important the guy not be prettier than she is. Kara wants to prank her brother but the call fizzles without a clear plan. Five Facebook photo postings that make you look like a tool.

We start off talking about age again. Kara tells us about her maturity, running out of gas, and money challenges. The origins of Christmas trees. We're getting warmed up for the holidays. Giving and receiving gifts. The importance of touching. How about spanking? Kara tells about her brother's new life. When good-looking people date less attractive people. The Jersey Shore.

Kara is absent this morning, and Sam spends the hour with MILF adult star and Taboo Topics host Raquel Devine. A lot of sex talk and funny moments. Learn about interesting sex games. Raquel has designed the Fort Knockers bras. Find out what they are. Why people are into wild fetishes.

Kara starts weeping right before we go on the air, and Sam doesn't know what to say. Sam apologizes for commenting on Kara's body yesterday. Why is it harder for female comics to succeed? Sam observes that rock bands are overwhelmingly male. Who pays for dates? A Chinese woman is arrested for tweeting. We discuss Chinese foot binding. Japanese porn.

Sam tries to comment on the way Kara dressed last night at her performance and puts his foot in his mouth. Kara killed and the audience loved her crazy act. Sam sees a homeless man with a cell phone. How do relationships that start lovingly end up with so much hatred? Are people not working hard enough on their relationships? Oxana talks about Mel Gibson on Larry King. The sexiest men in the world for the past 20 years.

We like Australia. The new TSA pat-down and full body scan policy. Kara is concerned about what they're going to see. Listener Mario calls in and we discuss how the terrorists have won by forcing us to change our lifestyle. The types of photos that turn people on. Briefs or boxers? Why testicles are funny. We explore funny body parts.

We play the new Michael Jackson song, "Hold My Hand." Prince William gives his girlfriend Kate Middleton his mother's ring. The stress of big weddings. The seven-year itch. Kara is asked out by a black man at Starbucks. Are male models and dancers mostly gay? George Bus shows his face in the media again, this time to promote his book, and still says stupid things.

Kara turned 29 over the weekend and tells about her birthday. Kara loses interest in a guy after he texts her repeatedly but doesn't call. Sam meets a celebrity, a musician he admires. We are joined in the studio by comedian-writer Carla Collins, who is entertaining and funny. Are Kara's breasts angry? Contemporary Kabblah. Loving pets more than people.